Lucky us! Over in the corner, kicking aside discarded Skweez Couture and broken dreams, Bravo has clawed through the stinky litter box they call the Bravo vaults for these never-before-seen droppings, I mean, lost footage. Let’s enjoy!
Madame Palindrome invites Carole, Ramona, and Sonja to her Spinning fundraiser. We know that neither Ramona nor Sonja showed up for the event, and it’s apparent that they were never interested in attending. Poor Ramona Grigio threw out her back biking. Sonja can’t stand those carpeted floors because they create the nastiest carpet burns when you need to hop off of the bike mid-class for a quickie.
As you recall, the event raises money to help children get prosthetics. Aviva breaks the news to Ramona that she’s missing a leg. No clue where it went…left in a rental car… Salvation Army donation bucket…chewed by rats while she slept–it’s missing.
Who would leave a perfectly good hand lying around like this?
Ramona’s got lots of questions about prosthetic legs. How do you wear shoes? Are feet part of it? Do they taste like chicken? Poor Ramona’s not ready for all of this. Ramona wants to know how Aviva avoids sleeping with men because Ramona intentionally avoids shaving her legs to kill a boner. How does Aviva compensate for her hair growing insufficiency?
We get to see Cool Cat Carole all downtown chic, chilling with the the mail guy. He does seem like a sweet guy as he chats with her and helps her put on a bracelet. This feels genuine. I only wish he would hide the deliveries from Fingerless-Gloves-R-Us.
He seems like a sweetheart.
Sonja gets together for lunch with Richard, a friend that has very strong interests in her gardening skills. She’s thinking afternoon delight and he’s talking about how beautiful their babies would be.
Let’s go make some babies…when you get back from the bathroom.
Richard is adored by Sonja’s daughter, plus he’s got good teeth, it’s just the snoring and trying to feed her that he needs to work on.
Richard: I love you.
Sonja: I know you do. Now, I’m going to go to the restroom to shit in my pants.
With passion and bowels like that, their love is bound to last.
Andy asks Carole a viewer question: Would she rather take the Hornysaurus up on his offer of a squirting orgasm or be the fourth housewife to sleep with Harry. Ugh! It sounded like Aviva whispered to Carole to take her dad. Ugh! Why, Bravo? C’mon.
Carole never answers, so Sonja calls out Heather for saying Harry told her he slept with Sonja and Lu (she loves it when you call her that). Before Heather can answer, Aviva jumps in that she was married to Harry and he is the father of her son, so SHE is THE Harry authority.