Sonja doesn’t appreciate Aviva marking her territory, so she tells Aviva to stop with her lies and then establishes that Harry has never told any of the ladies who he has slept with. Heather finally admits that she overheard Harry talking to a guy about it, that he never told her directly about his conquests.
Needing to jump on the hawking bandwagon, Lu and Jacques set up a meeting to discuss branding…something. Lu wants to make a collection of apparel and accessories. Okay, so the question the marketing director has is what’s in the collection. She has no clue, just that she likes her Jimmy Choos. Make what I’m wearing!
Lu and Jacques have walked into this meeting with nothing planned, other than to start their brand and collection. After several painful minutes, Lu decides she wants to start with travel accessories. Travel accessories? Yeah, what you need to…travel…the accessories to…travel…easily, but with a huge Countess stamp on it.
…I need a baby….
Lu really wants to get busy with her…accessories…you know, stuff she likes, in case that baby story line sinks. The camera interview gets pathetic when she says she sings about her line, that you can’t buy class. Lu is ridiculous, along with the baby making and delusions that people want to buy her…stuff.
Aviva opens up to Carole that she doesn’t like to drink because her mother died of alcoholism. Carole thinks this explains some of the crazy and control issues.
Behind one of these doors is a tractor that’s been waiting to get revenge for all of those years she’s been bad mouthing farm equipment.
Back to reunion footage, Andy wants to know if rape and stealing are the only crimes that warrant party ejection. Aviva admits that she exaggerates and uses euphemisms, but she’s still pissed that her pushy, pervy sex addict father got thrown out of a ladies charity event.
Rape and stealing aren’t exactly euphemisms. Those are more like felonies. Job applications don’t ask about misdemeanors and euphemisms.
Aviva tells Ramona she had two “goons” throw out her father, when it was actually a couple of wait staff. Carole and Heather finally speak up that neither George nor Aviva should have shown up at the party. Heather also tells Aviva that he was asked politely to leave multiple times, but he wouldn’t take his skin suit and horny goat weed enriched self out of the party. Still, Aviva thinks everyone’s actions were wrong, except for her inappropriate father.
Heather speaks up to try to set the record straight about the Hornysaurus at the charity event.