Back to the reunion couches, Andy brings up the many facets of the countess’ personality, if you want to call it that. Heather wants to talk about how she can have fun with Lu when it’s not “Class With the Countess”, but Lu needs to tone it down. Lu doesn’t think being fertile, classy, and elegant are ever over the top. Carole adds ill manners and “Anti-Countess” as ways to describe Lu.
The nemesis of the pumpkin-headed, ill-mannered Anti-Countess.
Then, Andy clarifies that what he really wants to know is if anyone took joy in the countess getting busted lying about the pirate. Ramona lies that she would never take joy in Lu getting caught because wishing bad on anyone is not in her nature. Everyone except Jacques probably took joy in her getting busted playing her pirate games.
Let’s clear off this table and get busy…cooking.
In St. Barth, the butler is stuck with Ramona unpacking all of her luggage, leaving Sonja to flirt with the chef. Lu’s studying of Frenglish for Birds has paid off, allowing her to communicate with her friend’s parrots. Thank goodness for subtitles to know what Lu is saying to those birds in her secret language.
I am one of you, little bird, talk to me.
On the yacht, Heather and Carole comfort each other that they do not have pictures of themselves with their famous friends. It’s a very touching moment that they can list these celebrities, but there’s no pictures of them together. Sometimes life really is so unfair.
Aviva apologizes to Ramona at the reunion because she realized how badly she behaved when she saw the videos. Ramona isn’t buying it because Aviva continued tweeting and blogging nasty stuff.
Heather again steps up to tell Aviva that she had a preconceived notion about RamonJa’s behavior from Miami, but she really didn’t know anything about what had been going on in St. Barth before she arrived. Aviva even admits she was the one person that behaved ungracious and trashy. Sonja is a softy and goes all Stuart Smalley, encouraging Aviva to tell herself she is loved…but hated by Ramona.
Andy can’t get enough of Tomas. The walking and talking in the garden were wonderful for Sonja, and he even came to New York in May, when all of the gardens were blooming.
There’s a quick montage of one-liners and funny moments, including Ramona’s diarrhea, The Stumblebums, the bidet facial, and Aviva’s big hot dog.
To end the season, Andy asks each of the ladies their best and worst times.
Ramona’s favorite was time in St. Barth with Heather, Carole, Sonja, and Lu. Her worst time was tea with Aviva, because they don’t make pinot grigio tea.