SonJa has been told to get moving with the hair and makeup, but she won’t. She bounces around going to the various professionals that have been wasting the past hour waiting on her. Heather is clearly agitated but trying to keep it in check. SonJa wants everyone, no matter what their position, to think she’s in charge, but she isn’t. Heather’s the HBIC at this photo shoot. Holla!
She’s been sleeping here for six months?
The next thorn in Heather’s side is wardrobe. SonJa doesn’t like anything once she finds out Heather chose all of it. All SonJa can do is disagree with Heather and ask when James will be there. SonJa seems to gloss over the fact that James is involved because Heather brought him on board. SonJa is still bag lady chic, but instead of getting her hair and makeup fixed, she tries to get the photographer to side with her instead of Heather. Gian isn’t having any of SonJa’s Number Two.
Seriously, Heather? You want me to wear all of these at the same time? There’s like 30 dresses here.
Finally, James arrives. He’s a little shocked that SonJa isn’t ready and pushes her to get going with the hair and makeup. SonJa seems to believe that this freebie photo shoot of an aging party girl with a run of the mill kitchen appliance is the highlight of their professional careers. It isn’t.
Can you see the excitement written all over my face?
SonJa complains to her makeup artist that she doesn’t think Heather knows what SonJa’s vision is. She’s concerned that retailers won’t want boxes with pictures of naked guys. Maybe not, but headless naked torsos sell.
They don’t get very far until SonJa has to change her tampon. She keeps talking about it, but no one cares. It gets worse when she goes on about it looking like a murder scene in the ladies bathroom and having a young uterus. Uhhh, okay. Sonja takes a swipe at the countess, that she has dead eggs. SonJa is being nasty on so many levels.
SonJa nails the first photo shoot with the headless torso. Now, SonJa needs to make Number Two. SonJa must have looked at a clock and realized how much time she’s wasted because she suddenly feels the need to get things moving and flowing along so that she can get home to her daughter. SonJa feels that the crew is less enthusiastic for her Number Nwo photo shoot, and she’s right. Practically speaking, though, she’s probably right that Number Two would be more appropriate to market a toaster oven to the masses. Never thought I’d be writing that, but….