James and Heather show the photos to SonJa, and as they feared, SonJa loves Number Two. SonJa gushes to James about how wonderful her Number Two is, bringing out the little claws in Heather. Heather brought together a great team that volunteered on SonJa’s project, so whether SonJa liked Heather’s work on it or not, she should show Heather some gratitude.
Carole invites all of the ladies into her apartment for the first time. Carole is planning to order pizza, but these ladies don’t do pizza. That throws Carole for a loop, so she orders salad instead and passes around the bowl of M&Ms she had personalized while they chat and wait for the salad guy.
Which one of you ordered the personalized “Suck it, Ramona” M&Ms?
Carole is happy to share with everyone that she finished her manuscript and is taking a break to visit her musician boyfriend in St. Barth’s. The princess invites the ladies to be part of the royal entourage. As expected, everyone is thrilled except for Aviva because of her fear of long flights. Ramona shares that she has mental problems and Aviva should follow her example by dealing with hers, too. Ramona’s honesty is refreshing.
Ummmm, I don’t think Ramona’s shock therapy worked.
Aviva doesn’t want to leave her sweet hubby behind, plus she’s got young kids. Lu encourages Aviva to leave Reid behind so that he can miss her. A wheelbarrow full of Xanax might do the trick, too.
Bwahahaha! I ordered the M&Ms.
When Aviva says that she doesn’t think anyone will mind if she brings Reid, she gets crickets. Ramona encourages Madam Palindrome to join them in St. Barth’s, that she’ll look back and think it was the best thing she’s ever done, mark her words! Lu proves to be the more lucid one when she rebuts that she might look back at it as the worst thing she’s ever done.
Ramona invites everyone to join her at the launch party of her red wine, along with her
industrial, commercial grade airbrushed gracing the cover of two magazines–Millennium and J’Adore. The lady of the hour breaks away from her husband and guests as soon as SonJa arrives to start gossiping about Heather and the photo shoot behind Heather’s back. Even though James made SonJa promise to not have any lunch friends at the shoot, in exchange for doing two shoots instead of one, Ramona thinks Heather is the one that “black-balled” her.
SonJa basically tells Ramona that Heather kept throwing around “I” instead of making it all about SonJa and her toaster oven. Ramona point blank asks SonJa if Heather was trying to steamroll her, to which SonJa agrees wholeheartedly that she was steamrolled and bossed around by Heather.
I’ve been steamrolled, I tell ya, steamrolled!