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Next, Andy turns his wonky eyes to the first big dust up of the season–Heather excluding Ramona from her business trip to London. They had some ups and downs, but they seem to be in about the same position they were when the season started. Ramona still can’t stand Heather’s smile, but if given the choice now, Heather says she’d invite Ramona to London. That was completely unexpected. The Apocalypse must be nearer than we thought!
Ramona and Lu have developed a truce about the blackmail phone call and are refusing to “go there” in the reunion. They’ll go to some tawdry, nasty places, but not “there.” Let’s get Ramona a shellac manicure and drag them back out to the park. Let’s do it!
As proof that the producers or directors of this train wreck are either misogynists or pretty funny improvisational geniuses, there’s some video of Andy being lint rolled, the ladies removing lipstick from their teeth, and Ramona’s sweating again. No one knew they were on and they were still all pretty bitchy narcissists–so it is reality TV after all.
Back to St. Barth! Now that all of the ladies have seen the footage and conversations, it will be interesting to hear if their opinions have changed. It still cracks me up watching Ramona screeching like a deranged harpy at deranged harpy Aviva to take a Xanax and calm down. That and RamonJa Googling white trash. Still not amused watching Aviva’s behavior, though. Maybe with some distance I can see the irony in it. Nah!
Andy calls out Aviva with viewer emails about the Rush Limbaugh non-apology comment, and the other ladies agree. As Andy reads another negative viewer comment, Aviva apologizes to Ramona and Sonja. While they accept it, they point out that she continued to attack them in her blogs and feel like she’s only doing it after receiving backlash from viewers. Aviva demonstrates the curse of the internet by denying something that everyone in the world can see–that she’s a self-centered, selfish bitch, but with the coolest assortment of prosthetic legs seen since “Grindhouse”.
Ramona and Aviva argue about whether or not Aviva said Reid would be staying in a hotel. Lu finally gets called out for stirring the pot about someone asking Reid to stay in a hotel and changing the dynamics. Before it gets too anti-countess, though, Heather points out to Aviva that she witnessed the conversation and it was all a joke, so lighten up. Holla!
Oh, it’s getting real when Andy brings up Aviva writing in her blog about Reid not wanting to be around pent-up cougars and would rather drink paint. Sonja’s had enough and tells Aviva that she’s nothing but lies, lies, lies, and a plastic leg, but if she’ll pony up that pinot paint-io, RamonJa might still be able to be drinking buddies at least.