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Sexy SonJa! There’s a fun montage of SonJa’s flirting with everyone from her contractor to the chef in St. Barth, ending with “a housewife first, opening of the back door,” according to Andy. Lu clears up that she never did anything with Tomas, so SonJa didn’t get sloppy seconds. Gracious AND elegant of you, countess.
Andy thrusts forward with wanting to probe deeper and deeper if Tomas played in the backyard. SonJa says they took a walk in the garden, but she was sort of playing around. Andy is like a teenager calling a sex chat line when he asks a viewer’s question if SonJa always likes it in the booty or just if pirates are involved.
Next, he passes on a viewer’s question to Aviva why she cares who SonJa sleeps with when she brags about her sex addict father slutting it up with people half his age. Aviva says she doesn’t care, that she was upset about SonJa having sex with someone because it wasn’t her idea of a girls trip. Aviva thought it would be massages and tea, not icky sex.
Andy can’t help himself, he has to ask if RamonJa swims in the lady pond. They disappoint him because he was so excited about SonJa getting horny looking at Ramona’s butt getting a cosmetic procedure. He’s not letting it go. They slept in the same bed, so he thinks there has to be some lady loving going on there, but they insist they’re like sisters.
The Hornysaurus gets his own pervy montage. Most of the scenes are repulsive and cringe-worthy, but when George offered Carole a squirting orgasm and Mary-O spit out his wine, that was hilarious. When a viewer questioned how Aviva can call RamonJa low class when her father behaves that way, Aviva defends her father as inappropriate but kind…of offensive.
SonJa isn’t offended by Aviva trying to fix her up with the pervy fossil, but was offended by thinking Carole was too good of a friend to be fixed up with him. Aviva defends her actions by saying she had become so close to Carole that she was like a sister, and that would be gross, like some creeper saying, “incest is best,” to his daughter.
Aviva thinks SonJa would be a cool stepmother, even though Andy warns that SonJa would spend her inheritance. SonJa corrects him that she isn’t a spender, especially since all he’s got is buckets of horny goat weed and racks and racks of suits made from his loose skin. A viewer wants to know from the widow expert if George is breaking all of the rules…of common decency. Yes…YES!