Ramona brings up some good points. George fucks 20 year-olds, so he’s like 30. He didn’t just drop off the check and leave, he demanded an apology, AND HE CALLED HER A TRAILER TURD! SonJa lets Aviva know that she doesn’t need to go to Vassar to learn that.
Ramona also calls out George for bragging about donating thousands when they only donated $500, the same amount Ramona gave to Aviva’s charity. When Lu puts on a happy smiley face and says how sweet it was of George to come to the event to defend Aviva, RamonJa loses it.
Stop chewing my ass. I hardly have any left.
Andy tries to find out from Aviva what she wants Ramona to apologize for, considering she called Ramona some rather nasty names at their brunch. Aviva feels like it was a huge buildup and says that Ramona has never apologized to her, but I think I recall seeing Ramona apologize on more than a couple of occasions.
Aviva backpedals on Ramona needing to go to rehab, she thinks they party too hard. No one else cares about RamonJa’s partying, but Aviva says she cares because her mother died as a result of being an alcoholic, so she’s “sensitive to partying” and vacations and fun. Aviva apologizes to the ladies and tells them to party on and get as hammered as they want.
When Andy brings up that Kelly and Jill thought Ramona had a drinking problem and want to hear Carole’s and Heather’s opinion on her lush-ity-ness, Ramona gets PISSED that people keep focusing on her drinking when she doesn’t drink anymore than anyone else…that drinks a case of wine a day. Good for Ramona for giving Andy the business! All of the ladies support her that she doesn’t have a drinking problem.
C’mon Andy, that’s not a real gun.
Interns! Viewers want to know why SonJa needs interns. They’re dinner companions, write about her smoky eyes, dog walkers, sexy J contributors, change her tampons, all sorts of stuff…for college credit.
Carole says she did date George Clooney. Andy wants to know which of the ladies changed the most. SonJa nominates Heather for getting attractive.
Oh yeah! I’m even moooorrrre attractive! Holla!
Andy wants to hear Aviva’s limp-away bride story. Aviva says she cancelled her wedding last minute because they were incompatible. Ramona asks if he asked her to sign a pre-nup which riles Aviva. She tells Ramona to check her facts. The rumor Ramona heard was that she refused to sign the pre-nup so the wedding was off, which Aviva denies.
As Andy asks if issues were resolved during the reunion, Ramona gets up to leave not realizing they’re still taping. Ramona’s going to have to digest Aviva’s apology and the lipstick she accidentally ate thinking it was a strawberry Fruit Roll-Up.
Did somebody say Turtle Time?
I like big blue butts and I cannot lie…