The ladies landed in St. Barths last week and for the most part, have been playing nicely with each other. Sonja planned the first full day on the island and wrapped up the evening by bringing everyone to Le Ti St Barth, one of her favorite places. They indulged in plenty of drinking and flashing their cooleyhoppers while dancing on tables. A couple of the ladies left early to head back to the villa. Heather woke up in the middle of the night and overheard a man’s voice with Lu that she thought was Tomas, the Jack Sparrow look-alike boyfriend of Le Ti St Barths’ owner.
Lu repeatedly insisted that she brought a group of Italian friends to the villa, but no one was buying her story. Lu was glowing after her night of raunchy, um, conversation. When the other ladies kept prying, Lu called her friend for an alibi. Whatever went down, hope Lu practiced safe conversation, because it looks like the pirate gets around a lot…to chat.
This week’s episode opens with the continuation of a party hosted by the ladies. Many people were invited, but only Tomas and Cat, Lu’s friend and alibi, stop by. Ramona can sense Lu’s squirming and is salivating at the thought of catching Lu in a lie. Ramona is playing a game of cat and mouse, but Tomas is a quick little mouse and won’t be caught too easily.
Is this the Pinot Police? I think I have discovered the thief who stole the 75 cases of wine.
Tomas finally tells Ramona that he has a double that disappeared for two hours, so it must have been him. What a naught little double. Talk turns to boyfriends, that French men are not bisexual, and Tomas’ offer to chat ménage à seven. Oui. S’il vous plaît.
Cheers to a seven-way! Who’s in? And out…and in…and out…
When the subject returns to Tomas and Lu, Cat quickly changes the subject with a toast and more talk of Lu’s Italian friends. Lu has gotten busted. The more she covers up, the guiltier she looks.
Sonja pulls Tomas aside for her turn to chat. When she tells Tomas about the countess bringing a group of Italians to the cougar den, Tomas says that’s not true. He will not admit to sexy time with the countess, though. Who would?
Tomas tells Sonja and Carole that he is no longer with the owner of Le Ti St Barth. Jackpot! Let the mating dance begin. So which lady will win the “greasy prize” inside of her McRHONY Happy Meal? Sonja! Tomas will be coming through the back door with your prize, gurrrlfriend.
Who, me?!?! I’ve won a new STD?!
The next morning, it is Ramona’s day to plan, so she has arranged for a “beautiful boat”. Ramona likes Heather now, so she’s allowed to be in pictures. Heather isn’t allowed to have a noodle, though.