Aviva is pissed! She calls Ramona ungracious and reminds her that she gave Ramona the benefit of the doubt, regardless of the things people said about her. Sonja is trying to get Aviva to bring it down by telling her that Ramona likes her and she’s missing the point. So what does Aviva say? “You’re both white trash, quite frankly!” Heeeere we go. Quite frankly, some people think it’s rather trashy to call someone white trash. What do you think?
You smell like a pool noodle, quite frankly!
The Noodlers tell Aviva that Lu was the instigator and should be yelled at, too, but Lu denies playing a part in any of it. However, Lu does confess to saying the dynamics would change. Aviva wants to grab Reid and go to a hotel. Good luck finding a hotel that accepts albatrosses in the rooms.
Carole goes to Aviva’s room and is given an ultimatum–the Noodlers or the Albatross. While Aviva is going on about how the ladies should be rolling out the red carpet and telling Reid how fabulous he is for bringing his wife despite her intolerable demands, Reid interrupts and says he doesn’t need thanks. The Albatross just wants to get his work done and his wife to have a good time.
Carole isn’t going to ask either side to leave. She invited all of the ladies to join her to see her boyfriend perform and celebrate the completion of her manuscript.
Back off! I’ve already told you that I didn’t take your pool noodle.
While the Noodle Nympettes get ready for dinner, Sonja suggests the Kelly on Scary Island method of calming the crazies–hugging and petting. They aren’t going to go in with hugs immediately. Part one is Operation Touch and Feel.
Back in the Albatross room, Aviva is beating the dead horse that she wasn’t welcomed with any grace or elegance or kindness and is disgusted. She thinks it’s so low class and uneducated the way they treated her. Yeah! That’s right! They called Aviva white trash, didn’t they? No?
It’s priceless when Aviva says that it isn’t about Ramona, it’s about Aviva! Umm, okay. Carole planned this trip around seeing Russ perform and to celebrate finishing her book. Carole invited the ladies to join her. This scene is INSANE!
This isn’t about Ramona. It’s about
the children who are missing legs Aviva!
Heather tells Aviva that she’s sucked it up dealing with Ramona to be able to spend time with her friends. They touch and pet Aviva, then Lu goes off to the Noodle Nymphettes to get to the bottom of it and make sure they know Lu is innocent of everything. The Noodler Duo aren’t happy about Lu saying she had nothing to do with any of it. They think she instigated the whole thing. Have they forgotten Lu’s an Indian? Don’t f*** with her, ladies!