Sonja moves forward with Operation Touch and Feel and finds Aviva so that she can model one of Ramona’s dresses. Aviva doesn’t want any part of it. When Sonja begins Operation Hug, Aviva gives a rundown of her curriculum vitae and can understand everything the ladies are saying behind her back due to her ability to speak 95 languages, including Albatross.
It took 28 bottles of wine to knock her out, but she finally shut up.
Carole walks up on Sonja and Aviva trying to talk about the situation. Sonja is starting to get mad after she heard that Aviva was asked to bring Reid for a double-date with Russ because Sonja says she was invited for a girls weekend. Sonja tells Carole she’s leaving to stay in a hotel, which Aviva jumps on and tells Sonja that she should leave and take Ramona with her.
How about this dress? Do you like purple trash better?
Ramona comes into the conversation and apologizes because she’s getting goose bumps and shaking. Poor Ramona, she’s got goose bumps. Ramona goes in with Operation Hug and everything is better if “Frick and Frack” go bother the shit out of Reid while he’s trying to get work done with drooling and apologies. It’s seriously getting out of hand.
There’s only one bottle left. I don’t know what I’m going to do.
It’s almost time for dinner and Carole missed Russ’ rehearsal, unhappy that she had to play the role of “head master” to the drama. Back in their room, Sonja is upset about being called white trash when she was trying to welcome Aviva. She’s disappointed and doesn’t feel like she needs friends like Aviva.
You smell like Barney the Dinosaur, quite frankly!
Admiring Heather in her glittery silver dress, the Noodle Duo decides to switch styles from Golden Girls to Glitter Girls. They brought matching dresses! How cute! Heather’s observation that Ramona can only battle with one person at a time means she’s part of the circle now. Welcome to the Glitter Girls, Heather! Holla!
Since it’s Ramona’s day to plan, she asks Aviva to sit next to Sonja. Once the rest of the ladies arrive, however, Ramona asks Aviva to move to the other end of the table because she doesn’t want to be around a “buzz kill”. Aviva resists, asking Ramona why she can’t sit there. Ramona tries to avoid more drama by dropping it and toasting to fun and pool noodles. Viva la noodle!
After Lu and Aviva go to the ladies’ room, Ramona and Sonja tell Carole and Heather about Aviva calling them white trash and mean, vicious things that reduced Sonja to tears. Carole tries to take up for Aviva by saying people say things they don’t mean while arguing, but Ramona wants Carole to know it was more than that. Aviva gave her venom…VENOM!
This popped up for a search of “white trash venom”. Look at the dance moves on these cats.