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Wednesday, September 5, 2012
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Tagged: albatross, aviva drescher, BelowSeaLevel, Carole Radziwill, countess, greasy prize, Heather Thomson, Jacques, Lady Morgan, Le Ti St Barth, LuAnn deLesseps, Madam Palindrome, man whore, Mary-O, Noodle Nymphettes, parody, Pepe le Pew, pinot grigio, Pinot has rotted my brain, Pleather, Princess Carole, Ramona Grigio, Ramona Singer, real housewives of nyc, recap, Reid, rhony, Russ, safe conversation prevents STDs, SamonJa, seven-way chat, Sonja Morgan, spoof, tvgasm, white trash
When Carole says she’s leaving to visit with her boyfriend that she never gets to see, Aviva taunts Ramona, asking if that will change the dynamic. Everyone else has moved on, except Aviva, telling Carole that she’s relentless. Carole tells her that’s not a good quality and that she might want to apologize for calling them white trash. Aviva won’t apologize for that, though. Amazing that Aviva wants people to apologize to her husband for things he’s not bothered about, but when it comes to her throwing around pejorative insults, she has a different standard.
Next week, Part Three of the St. Barths trip. There will be more talk of white trash, double dealing, and drama.
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OMG thank you for the recap but mostly thank you or that photo of the dancing cats! I almost spit out my Pinot gringo all over my Italian friends!
Great recap! BUT only one back door joke?!?!? That image is
burned into my brain. They should have put Carole
calling out Sonja on all the commercials. White trash…yawn…down south people toss that out like Heather tosses out hollas!
AVIVA.IS.CRAY.CRAY. That was disturbing. She is completely obsessed with Reid.
Heather needs to see a doctor STAT! Did you see how swollen her nose is? Oh wait….
I think Aviva bumped her head on the charter plane and now she thinks she’s Jill Zarin. Where’s the party?? Bawby their being mean to needed!!!
He’s YOUR husband Aviva. You blow him for coming down with you. It’s not for the ladies.
I thought it was funny Carole shut down Aviva’s relentless comment. She probably gets props from other mean girls, but Carole set het straight.
The education comments were over the line. You don’t put people down like that.
@Classy, you mean I can’t talk about my degreez?
@nikki I think Aviva is completely obsessed with Avivia. Aviva just wants Reid there because he makes her feel special and kisses her ass. I can’t help but think if Reid really loved her that he would want her to get some therapy and medication so she can enjoy her life and not be defined by her fears/hang ups and unable o do things without him. I kow everyone keeps saying Reid is a great guy but I am betting something is weird with him too.
There is something really wrong with you when you fight with Ramona and she looks like the sane one! Avivia was off her fucking rocker. Reid didn’t seem to feel that he was in need of the pomp and circumstance Avivia was insisting upon.
I actually watched this again today to make sure it really was as insane as I recall. Oh and Carole talking about butt fucking just cracked me up. I can’t believe Lady Morgan got Lu’s sloppy seconds.
Nice recap but I can’t believe you left out Sonja’s hijinx with Tomas and Carole’s buttf&ck comment.
There’s definitely more going on underneath Aviva’s hood than we can see.
But she’s coming off as a narcissistic crazy bitch.
How dare she think what Ramonja allegedly said was white trash when she condones her pervert father preying on younger women? Not only does she condone it, she sets it up and thinks it’s funny. That’s pretty white trash in my book.
Mrs. Aviva Drescher, J.D.
I understand that I am not on your intellectual level because I only speak one foreign language (german), I only have my M.B.A. and I did not go to Vassar, therefore I do not understand everything. However, I do understand you and women like you and you Mrs. Drescher, J.D., are full of shit. You were upset that SonJa and Ramona did not attend you charity event because I would bet anything you advertised it as a spin class with the RHONY. Since it was during filming, obviously you, Heather and Carole were not well known as “Real Housewives”. You needed the others (Lu SonJa and Ramona) to make good on your RHONY promise. Your phobias are ever changing and too convenient. Reid did not look like he had flown with you before while you were “anxious”. He said on the episode that you could have done it alone. If you really leaned on him the way you say you do, you and he would have a system down, a routine if you will. He would know what to say to placate you, what words to avoid, what you ‘usually’ do when you are feeling anxious. I did not see any of that.
You Mrs. Drescher, J.D. are a mean girl. Your passive aggressive comments at dinner proved you are incapable of functioning if you feel that you have been wronged, and that you like to make people “pick sides”. You are malicious and try to hurt peoples’ feelings and make people feel uncomfortable. I think you are trash, quite frankly. Furthermore, I think the only reason you came on the trip was because you were afraid of loosing too much air time between not being in London and possibly missing the St. Barth’s trip. You have been trying soooooo hard to get the “good edit” and “Don’t-be-like-Cindy-Barshop” is your mantra. You dug yourself into this “im afraid of everything in the world that is made of elements from the periodic table” hole and you couldn’t just back out mid season because it was the only story line that you had.
Sincerely,
Self Absorbed
P.S. Your dad is a perv and sorry for the rant gasmii
@Self Absored…that was fantastic! I agree with you on all points!
Does anyone else think Aviva looks like Gary Shandling’s long lost sister?
“This is the theme to Gary’s show….the Gary Shandling show….how do you like it so far?”
Yes If Aviva is making Ramona like sane there is something wrong. She just needs to give it up and admit she is doing this for “airtime”. I mean Ramona (Half Cocked to the side) and Sonja (with a fancy J) did say they were sorry and I’m pretty sure I heard them thank Reis.
Aviva is an asshole.
@selfabsorbed, while your points about Aviva are valid, how is that any different from any woman who is cast on any show in the RH franchise? Quite frankly, they are all heinous bitches and deserve derision on boards like this.
I have hated Ramona all this season. But this episode Aviva made her look sane, and I questioned my sanity for siding with Ramona.
@10 Selfabsorbed–dang!!!—is a fistpump out of order??? Well said–
Oh Aviva–shaking my little ole City College head–not too hard b/c some booklearnin’ may shake loose. I saw it mini-cap and will repeat–You must be the center of attention. Boy do we get it now!! And the “white trash” remark was out of place. Perhaps if you said it in one of the numerous languages you are fluent in……Relentless-you are –like a dog with a bone. Its unattractive so stop it. I am certain that is not de rigueur at Vassar.
I have a couple of songs for ya’ Free Fallin’ by Tom Petty
Crawlin’ From the Wreckage by Dave Edmonds (?)
To our own $onja–oh Lady Morgan–learned alot more about your ass that I ever thought possible—is there a correlation between butt sex and farting?? I guess we can make a case for it now!! I heard your “albatross” remark and was thinking maybe I heard something garbled-but no. You repeated the word. Albacore is a funnier word, just sayin’. And I was silly to worry for a couple of episodes about those bruises.
Just one thing $on–did you really tell Lu (she loves when we call her that) it was Aviva “lumping” you with Ramona that got you so upset? heeheeheehee–
Heather–I do like you–always have. You can hold your drink and that counts big with me. And you deal with things. Very laudable—hey Aviva, you getting any of this???? City College girl has some big words too.
Carole–am giving you a hug–these bitches are vile and are ungracious. Didi any of them congratulate you on the series or finishing the book? Your story about Pat Tilman and its relationship to yours and Tony’s made me a little teary. He didn’t leave you a note, but you were with each other when he passed and that is a great gift he gave you. You know he was peaceful and that counts for alot. I am stopping now–b/c I will cry.
Luann– sigh….I have already busted you on your Cat Walk of Guilt. Did you really have to intervene during the Aviva-Ramona-$onja fest?? Couldnt just sit and drink right??? Play it like a cigar store Indian?
Ramona–I get scared when you have clear moments of sobriety and rational thinking and just when I am most frightened, you go back to full-on Ramona!!! Whew!!!!!
It’s kinda weird having calm, intelligent and level headed Carole around. I don’t quite know how to handle it. I thought Heather was odd until the real Veever came out. I thought Heather’s “holla” crap was left coast but that’s nothing compared to the other one being fine with her padre, the peevert’s antics and her other issues. I still hate Luann the most. She always gives me so much to work with.
@Derek Haze: None of the other HW’s use anxiety disorder as a tool in their manipulation game. Also Aviva is particularly self righteous. IT. WAS. ABOUT. THE. CHILDREN. WITH. MISSING. LIMBS…. but really it was YOU. DIDN’T. SHOW. SO. I LOOKED. LIKE. AN. ASS.
Aviva was trying to be mean when she called RamonJa white trash. She knew that would hurt their feelings and that was her goal. To me there is a big difference between what Aviva did in that moment and the majority of the other fights the RHONY ladies have gotten into this season.
Side note: I believe in S1 Lu gives the definition of “classy” and she says something along the lines of never making someone feel uncomfortable or unwelcome… I am to annoyed with Aviva to even think about Lu. I’m like Ramona, I can only be completely repulsed by one HW at a time
@hotcawfee fist pump away! I lurk on here because I find you all to be so funny, but I rarely comment. But Aviva was so horrible in this episode I couldn’t contain myself. (The three drinks I had before logging on to TvGasm might have had something to do with it as well)
Clearly I need to watch this ONE episode.
No talking down about peoples degreez please. Ok forget I said that hahahahahahahaha!
So as spilled by another franchise, how much of this is the producers getting in Aviva’s ear and saying “the ladies said this about you. Ramona specifically said this.” working her up. They can’t do it to Ramona, Sonja and LuAnn as they have been around too long. Me thinks a lot of what we saw came from the Bravo side of reality.
Great recap! Also surprised you didn’t mention the smirk and b*tchy Rush Limbaugh comment at the end Aviva made. So agree that Viv is a off it expecting a freakin party and firework display for her and Reid’s arrival. GTFOH!! Hi Classy!! Needed to stop lurking and start participating again
I’m fist pumping with you Cawfee, Self Absorbed you are right on!
Lord, if Aviva wants to see white trash she should just fly over to Miami and visit with her Daddy. Now that’s white trash. White trash with a day-glo orange patina, but white trash all the same.
Seriously, while watching I thought, “how many times does ANYONE have to thank Reid?” I was glad to see it addressed in the recap. Aviva was definitely a lunatic about the whole thing.
I agree with @Classydrunk……yep, she should have just blown him and that’s that.
Maybe Aviva was contractually obligated to attend at least one “girls trip”?
Aviva: “Thank you for saying I have nice legs! But which one are you complimenting? The titanium one I use for extravehicular spacewalks, the plastic, inflatable one I use for swimming, or the plain old wooden one I wear around the house?”
“Well, if this plane crashes and burns, at least I’ll be reunited with my friends John John and Caroline. And my real leg.”
Don’t mind me. I’ll just hobble along behind you. On my prosthetic leg.”
“Hiiiiiiiiiii. Those shoes are sooooo cuuuuuuuuuuute! ‘Course, I’d only need to buy one, because… [points to leg] …prosthetic leg.
“Can somebody shut that crazy whore Ramona up about my leg? Because I don’t like to let it define me. The fact that I have a prosthetic leg.”
“Did you see Forrest Gump? Guess who my favorite character is???”
“Did you see Forrest Gump? Guess who my favorite character is???” — hahahahaha
I can’t believe Ramona and Sonja had to go look up the definition of “white trash.” Seriously, is this really the first time anyone called them that? I say it all the time, but it’s mostly inside my own head, so I guess they can’t hear me. Anyway, after watching all those previews, I never would have thought I’d be 100% behind the Noodle Nymphettes and 100% against Aveever, but that’s what happened. Fuck Vassar!
Thank goodness the ex-countess is still a total under-the-bus-throwing, shit-stirrer. I kinda hate her guts, but I am so glad that big old faux francophile, slutty pirate-blowing squaw is still on this show!
@selfabsorbed, I see your point, but I guess for me, anyone who can kill Ramona’s wine buzz is OK in my book.
@ 20 Selfy– good to have you here!!!! This is a funny group–no doubt about it!!!! And (whispering) am sure you arent the only one who coktails it ( like hightails it) here to post. I have a glass of rose infront of me—a large glass b/c those housewives inspire me!!!!!
And Aviva needs to be put in her place.
@ 21 Gypsy– do it girl– you will not be disappointed–and watch the prior as well. Heather going face first into the plate glass window was funny–and thats a Heather fan talking!!!! You should do well with a bottle of wine to cover both episodes.
@ 22 Lab–yeah….( heavy sigh b/c I am toyed with by BRAVO) I know you are right. Aviva (lets call her the Big A !!!!!) had a phone/ipod??? with earbuds in her hand and on the table–I know that was about a producer keeping her abreast of what has been said of her.
OK—I gotta ask—what are those “several languages” the Big A professes to speak????
I guess LEGALESE is one, PAIN-IN-THE-ASS another, HARPY ( I think 2 Much gets the cred for that), am certain that SHREW could be her first language (post marriage phd earned of course), and we know she can fire off an insult in FRENCH.
Wow–ripping into feels….down right upright!!!!!!! (Holla to all us kids who grew up in the 1970′s with Lancers, Harveys Bristol Cream and cold duck in the fridge!!!)
Yes– it was 2Much who used the word HARPY—great word and really applies to the Big A
HotC no Reinite on Ice? No Mogen David for special occasions? Tee hee
My parents both drink hard alcohol – scotch/whiskey on rocks, wine or Old Style (moms the beer drinking).
Why do I want to say it was leaked on the NJ franchise that there is producers manipulation involved? Or was it a dream I am convinced is real. Has happened. I have awoken in the middle of the night convinced I was pregnant because I had unprotected sex in my dream. Tagent over.
Bravo, I want all new people in OC, NYC and NJ. Cast is old, tired and worn. What new and good things can happen with these people? It all turns to negative shit when they are around for too long. It only took one season for scammer to bring down BH and take out her husband.
Am I the only one who thinks the blonde woman singing on the SYTYCD recap picture is Aviva?
Yeah, Aviva you can’t just accept everyone’s appology, hug it out, go to dinner and drop passive-aggressive comments all over the damn place. it’s DE-CLASSE!!!
Seriously, either get over it, or dont. You effin’ called Ramoner and Sonya “white trash” to their faces, and somehow even THEY managed to get over the insult and try to enjoy dinner. I think she needs to get laid by the Johnny Depp imposter becuase he seemed to help all the other ladies get the fuck over their issues.
I’m also terrified to fly, I am flying to Detroit in a few weeks with my boyfriend. If my family doesnt roll out the red carpet for him, I’m GONNA STAY IN A MOTEL, DAMN IT.
Also, even though I am scared to fly, that little plane looked kinda fun, they seemed to be flying at a low altitude and could see the water and islands beautifully. What’s wrong with that?!
@cawfee Ramona is to Pinto as I am to vodka…. wait wait that was a little extreme, I do enjoy my vodka however I am not on an IV drip of ketel.
Luann amazes me. I cannot believe that she gets away with most of her tricks. It amazes me that Ramona is the only one who can see Lu’s puppet strings
I’m still not over Heather saying holla in her tagline. There I said it. No matter what she does or says all I hear when she is on screen is “Holla” over and over again in my head. However, I give her and Carol props for not opening laughing in Viv’s face when she said “honestly I was expecting a party”. I know I would snorted at least a little bit before I could compose myself
Carole, I know how it feels to be the only adult in a house full of grown people. You did better than anyone should be expected to.
I am very fair and have naturally blonde hair and I will bruise if I rest my arm on a chair at an odd angle for too long so SonJa’s bruises never alarmed me because I always look like someone has manhandled me. What her and the pirate did behind closed doors isn’t my business. To each there own.
@Annie – I am also scared of flying (along with 75% of the population , I guess) and I do not fly alone. I do however have my husband/friend/mother/father/whoever is available go with me and as long as I am holding the hand of someone I love, I make it thru. And I guess I should be mad because no one has ever kissed my ass for flying in a plane that landed (without the help of my non Vassar graduate ass) NOR has anyone who has ever flown with me been worshipped, hugged and/or drooled upon once I arrived at my destination .
I’m missing out on the good life, clearly
I’m sorry because I can’t remember who said it first. I agree with the person who questioned if the Aviva outburst was prompted. I always read their blogs on Bravio after each episode. Carole wrote that she and Russ did not sleep at the house that night. She said that she received a text the following morning from a producer telling her to return to the house.
We have all discussed how scripted the show is. I believe that producer’s get together and and then dictate their decsions to the cast.
We also know that they will take advantage of any friction between the ladies and use it to create drama.
Only they know how scripted the show actually is and if some of their statements are not their own.
Yes, a HARPY!
HOLLA!!
FYI I just read that Balkie is upset about those missing Italians and may dump the dahling Lu. Is it wrong that I am rubbing my hands in glee hoping he dumps her?
I know I am late to the party, but seriously, Aviva needed to get hit upside the head with her prosthetic leg for expecting the women to lick Reid’s ass for having brought her to the island. Who gives a fuck? Her presence didn’t make the ripples she expected to happen so she threw a tantrum that put my four year old to shame. Bitch, you have no storyline, and your condescending tone will not be missed next season. Even Reid didn’t give two fucks about being thanked, so why the fuck did she expect everyone get on their knees (HA!) and blow him? Fuck you. You aren’t that interesting.
I bet this chick was the sorority girl everyone went to for advice on all sorts of shit, and now that everyone is grown and has their own minds she’s lost because NOBODY CARES WHAT SHE SAYS ANYMORE.
And get the fuck over your phobias, nobody here cares. Seriously. Having endured one traumatic experience as a child doesn’t mean your life is doomed to death by device. You have money, you’re rich as Croesus, get the fuck over it. I know phobias suck and are strong to overcome, but if she mentions that gotdamned leg travesty one more time I’m going to scream.
Hear! Hear! Well said Clouds!
Here’s a thought, does anyone think that Aviva may have been drugged up a bit? I know its quite possible shes totally full of it regarding the whole “i’m afraid of flying” fiasco, but maybe her “zen” drugs backfired?
I dunno, it just seemed so weird and out of left field. HOWEVER, most of these ladies do things like that. Which is why they are on our tv.
I am also afraid of flying. Usually my husband buys me many Bloody Mary’s prior to departure. Even then, once the plane gets up in the air, it usually takes him about 45 minutes to get the feeling back in his fingers from me clutching them so tightly.
One flight he had to cancel at the last minute and I was on my own. I just sat there during take off with my eyes closed, praying to every god I could think of. About 30 minutes into the flight I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was the lady one seat over. She very kindly suggested that perhaps I could now let go of her husband’s leg. I had a death grip on her poor husband’s leg so tight that he literally had to pry my fingers apart because I couldn’t move them. I also spend much of the flight with tears running down my face. I’m not crying per se, but I’m just so scared. That all being said. I’m still more of a grown up about it than Aviva.
Aviva should not call anyone trash. Consider her lineage…her father is off the rails weird with the sex talk and dental veneers.
@ 39 Clare– nope–not if you admit it!!!!
@ 40 Cloudy– rap on sista’!!!!!!!
@ 42 Rea– could be drug interaction– I think though you are just a nice girl trying to help of the Big A (as I have dubbed her)
Everyone else has moved on, except Aviva, telling Carole that she’s relentless. Carole tells her that’s not a good quality.
What a perfect example of Class vs. Classless.
Did anyone else do a double-take of the “Confession” pic of
Indian PrincessCountess-only-by-marriage Lu?I guess that’s her right arm, but the angle and color are so off that at first I thought someone was offering her a big, French…um…
baguette. Yes, that’s it. Baguette.
OMG Too Old– bbwwaahhaaahhaaaa– yes–it does look like a baguette
The part of my brain that expects things to make a darn LICK OF SENSE of course asks that, if Aviva doesn’t want to be stuck on vacation with Ramoner and Sonja, and if she’s afraid of flying in small planes, why would she fly in a small plane to go on vacation with Ramoner and Sonja?
I know the answer to that. Of course I do.
And, after all these years, it still tickles me how you can press Pause at almost any point when Ramona is onscreen, and she will be making a face like a learning-disabled cartoon dog. (Like on the first page of the recap, with faux Cap’n Jack: “Durrrr, youse look like dat guy, from da pirate ship dere, the one dat had dat elf-guy Legolas in it too? Anyways, wanna soak a tennis ball in Pinot and chew on it wit me?”
Ok. I have thought about this for awhile and could put my finger on what is bugging me so damn much about Aviva…not saying what everyone is saying is a valid. She is horrible and crazy and self absorbed.
Finally hit me. She has 4 little kids and she is in the freaking caribbean in stupid ass mansion away from her kids. I don’t believe for one minute she had to “find” someone to watch her kids. At least Camille Grammer admits she has 4 nannies.
Hello! Idiot! When we get our annual houseboat trip for a weekend away from our kids on Norris Lake in Tennesee, we party like we don’t have kids. We get drunk all day. Before we get drunk we have to slepp our butts to the one spot on the lake that has cell coverage to call whoever we begged to take our kids and check on them. The non cell coverage is a plus.
How did she get pregnant in the first place if she acts like such a shrill Harpy?
Shut up about your leg. People lose body parts. People lose loved ones. People have incurrable diseases. People have sh1t in their lives that suck. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. The world is not about you madame with your 2 or 3
sorry posted to soon…
with your 2 or 3 nannies. and your 2 or 3 homes. Thank your lucky stars your crap happened early in life and had time to get over it. And let poor Sonja with her life in tatters freaking swim naked and relax. Her house is falling apart and her ex is rich as hell and won’t squeeze her dime. So, go pound some sand with your sand pounding leg and TAKE A ZANAX!
Rant finished.
one note on Aviva acting out because of drug interaction…That is her hubby’s job to monitor. If she is nutty because of druggies, he is to reign her in an give her a “verbal” face slap. Sit on her until it passes.
This is why Ohiomom and Ohiodad will never be on a reality show.
@ohiomom 52 I agree the drug interaction isn’t a valid excuse for me. If Aviva freaked out and then calmed down maybe…. but she continued to bitch at dinner and it looks like she continues this upcoming week too. She also shows no remorse in her blog, she is still the sanctimonious bitch she was when she landed. Oh and it looks like Reid is a bit of a little name calling insecure twat himself from the previews. I am sticking with my theory that if you marry and put up with a narcissistic, raging, super needy sanctimonious bitch chances are you have issues too…. WOW, amazed at my own anger, Christ I just channeled my inner Aviva. I am having a glass of pinot with some Italian friends to recover my sense of humour
@clares53 I agree. she was a total mean girl at dinner. I think she was just regular old mean girl Aviva who is used to the world revolving around her.
How does a woman whose father offers squirting orgasms up for dinner conversation get offended with 2 women swimming topless? Surely a Vassir(sp?) graduate has seen her share of topless sunbathing.
The time it takes to type in something you think is misspelled and then type (sp?) after it: 1.5 seconds.
The time it takes to realize you don’t know how to spell something and do a Google search: 5.0 seconds.
Not looking stoopid on the Innerweb: priceless.
I pride myself in mispelling words all by myself and never rely on spellcheck
TC, Robin
@ohiomom mispell all you want this is just a silly fun blog not your CV.
I think Aviva is taking the memo from the producers to “liven things up” a little too seriously. I, too, am sick and tired of her repeatedly saying not to make a big deal about her prosthetic leg, then SHE mentions it at every opportunity. She was six, for goodness sake, get over it. I have heard about that frigging leg in every episode. I want to hit her over the head with it (after it gets a pedicure, of course).
Also, with such a horrendeous fear of flying, wouldn’t you think she would have been better on a large plane to London than some puddlejumper to St. Barts? The whole things smacks of planned drama.
Oh yeah, and why did her parents name her after a paper towel?
@57 clares since I only went to a state school…I don’t know what a CV is. And since NWOMTV gave me permission to be stoopid, I will forgo googling it.
I must say reading snarky comments helps get through folding 6 loads of laundry. It does hurt my crooked thumbs though that got squished by a storm window when I was 8. I need a glass if wine just to get through folding the socks. (for the record, socks on my iPhone came up d#cks because of fat fingers but, I corrected it. D#cks and socks are not a good google combo)
@ohiomom – All I can type is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! Being a parent is already difficult, and for this one legged hag to come in bitching about stupid shit makes me want to smack her. I have phobias too, so I can understand her terror, but rampaging into the house like a bull in heat and smarming off to the two happily drunk cows is too much. I would have taken a Xanax and had a glass of wine upon landing and floated away in a sea of happy, sheeit. Me and Mr. Clouds are thrilled to even pee in the bathroom by ourselves, let alone fly to a fucking beautiful island. And when you get a chance to get away and you’re an actual 24 hour parent and not a co-parent (because you know that bitch has nannies) it’s a celebration of epic proportions. My husband watched the episode where she bathed her kids and, having never watched this series, cocked his head to the side and said “why are her kids uncomfortable with her? and why does she look awkward handling them?” and wandered off. I agree. I seriously cannot imagine her cleaning out her kids potties or picking up little toys that are hidden all throughout her apartment because her kids had a rowdy day of playing. I just cannot imagine Aviva being a hands on mother, but her using them as an excuse to get out of doing things is priceless.
Aviva, your father is a repulsive walking STD. Sit the fuck down and stop throwing stones when your glass house has 1 damn window left intact.
Also, did y’all read how Reid has been indicted in some financial scheme???
I think you guys are missing the large elephant in the room. Aviva has self-esteem issues because of her leg. So of course she is going to be jealous of two old ladies who don’t care about being naked. Aviva is projecting her insecurities onto the two oldies.
Ohiomom CV (curriculum vitae) is a fancy resume.
Oh and Ohiomom do you not have boys because from my understanding boys use socks a lot for a purpose other than covering a foot?
So yes, dicks and socks go together.
Sock . . . it’s the other vagina.
…it’s the other vagina. Oh.my.Gawd!
Well then I can add to my CV that I am proficient in matching and folding vaginas. Nary a vagina that goes unmatched in our household.
Right now I have a nice bottle of screw top Moscato chilling in my side by side just waiting for tonight’s episode. I will drink it over ice in a red go cup in honor of my warsh your socks, marry your third cousin, roast a hog for parties…good ol’ white trash family.
I want a Pirate to play with!! Gimmee, gimmmeee!
Aviva is in desperate need of psychological intervention, not for her phobias….for her obsession and severe co-dependance on her daddy-figure, slightly feminine hubby. And…might I add, Reid-a need to tag along and learn how to not enable.
What a freakin’ bunch! ROFL!
I still want a Pirate to play with. Santa??
OMG! Is it true Carole caught Sonia and Pirate Johnny doin so rear end work? I just wanna make sure I heard it right.
If it’s true, she is one class-A, desperate slut. Uggghhhh