It is Part Three of the Real Housewives of New York City sexual assault on St Barth. Hurricanes would have been kinder.
The ladies have been enjoying their time, making it mostly a girls trip. Capt. Tomas Sparrow and his codpiece have shown a couple of the ladies a good time, and the liquor has been flowing freely. The only lady missing was Aviva, until she dropped in late with Reid like a buzz-kill grenade. It’s getting ugly.
This episode opens with Aviva talking to Carole, Russ, and Reid about the good vibe of breakfast and mighty happy that the trip evolved to co-ed. Slammed with a hetero battering ram is probably more accurate than evolved. Seems like Aviva’s enjoying Ramona being in the kitchen to overhear her happy chatter of their “foursome dinner” plans and driving the last nail into the coffin of the girls trip. It’s obnoxious to arrive late and then exclude everyone except the hostess while making plans. Carole should speak up and include all of the ladies in the dinner plans since she invited them and they left their families behind for the hen house.
What did that cracker bitch call us?
In the master suite, RamonJa is having breakfast and wondering about the memo they missed. When did it become a mini couples trip? What’s up with being called white trash, too? Could they be white trash? They’re tacky and white and act trashy, but are they white trash? They need to Google it.
After an online search, they discover it’s a slur against poor white people and often refers to okies, rednecks, and crackers. Sonja’s imitation of a hillbilly welcome is funny. What happened to Sonja being the sophisticated New York lady that Aviva wanted to set up her sex-addict father with? Aviva needs to get her trashy white cracker ass with the program. Sonja’s getting close to helping her with losing some teeth for the full Bubbette look.
RamonJa’s girl trip balloon has been popped by Aviva. It’s Lu’s day to plan, so she’s taking them to lunch at le Tamarin. While they’re getting ready, Carole KNOCKS on their door before entering. RamonJa talk to Carole about the double date that excludes all of the ladies except Aviva. Instead of inviting all of the ladies, Carole acts like it’s no big deal and doesn’t want to make waves. It’s an unfortunate lapse as a hostess.
The only thing I ain’t afraid of is polk salad!
Aviva overhears the chatter, so with dignity and restraint, she walks right in. When Ramona asks her if she knocked, Aviva claims that she did, but we all know it was just her knees, and that doesn’t count. Aviva goes after Ramona in her room. Sonja continues to try to tell Aviva that they want to spend time with her, that it’s okay if Reid is there, they just want some girl time with Aviva. Sonja continues to be ignored and Ramona finally tells Aviva that it’s her head trip. You know she’s right, because it takes one to know one.