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It’s insane that Aviva goes on about RamonJa selfishly wanting the trip to be about their fun. Aviva has a lot of PAIN and they have been partying during their St. Barth vacation. How fucking selfish to party on vacation! How rude and self-centered not to focus all attention on Aviva’s fears!
Ramona stands up for herself when Aviva accuses them of drinking heavily. I don’t think RamonJa drinks…varnish or pesticides…much. Aviva calls Ramona a phony and tells her she can’t handle the truth, all Jack Nicholson-ish. This is “reality” t.v.; truth doesn’t even enter in.
The arrival of Aviva’s giant ego and bundle of phobias has divided the ladies. It didn’t need to, but it did. Carole’s right that RamonJa could have just dummied up about Reid being there, except for the fact that Aviva is trying to force Reid down their throats, but spoiling the kinky vibe with her anxiety. Is she jealous that RamonJa can freely run around and enjoy themselves?
Aviva’s still harping on the lack of a parade, marching bad, and Goodyear blimp congratulating her for taking a plane ride, now she’s pissed about the lack of a welcome banner. The ladies tried, but the shops were all out of “Hey, Fuck Off and Go Home” banners. Aviva whines like they’re spitting on the man that got Debbie Downer there. Sonja continues to try to tell Aviva that they’re glad she’s there, but Aviva ignores it, because…I don’t know why.
In one of the most bizarre moments, Aviva says that she thinks Ramona should overlook her worries about other people coming in the house. Aviva.Overlook.Worries? Really? Maybe to stop the inevitable reply or ratchet up the contradictory crazy from Ramona, Aviva then starts screaming and screeching about guys being picked up at bars and brought back to the villa. It was just some Italians or Tomas Sparrow’s crew from Davy Jones’ Locker taking a tour of the house, so don’t obsess, Aviva.
Heather and Lu walk in on the rantings because it’s time to leave for lunch. Aviva thinks they are afraid of Reid being there because there will be witnesses to their “atrocious behavior”. Yeah, because there’s totally not any cameras picking up all of the shit going down.
Carole is sentimental going to le Tamarin because it’s just like it was when she went with her late husband. Carole tries to mend fences about the miracle of Aviva making the same airplane ride that everyone else did without seeking a parade, but when Carole says some were less compassionate, Sonja tells her not to speak for her. Sonja doesn’t feel like she lacked any compassion, the only feeling she’s lacking is in her bruised bum.