Lu mentions that they should do something special since Carole and Aviva have planned a couples night and no one else is invited. It’s all news to Heather and she’s unhappy that she’s been excluded since she left her husband and kids behind to spend time with the ladies. Ramona’s right, they totally got effed…or walked in the garden, for more sensitive readers.
Heather’s pissed and Ramona has more diarrhea. No, you couldn’t be spared reading that. It’s good to see Sonja laugh and call it white trash to bring it up. Own it, sistah!
Bad news! My diarrhea is spread by close contact.
Heather confronts Carole and Aviva about making plans without talking to anyone else. Excluding the excluder–ultimate! Everyone probably would have been fine for Russ and Reid to join them. They invite Heather to join them AFTER she confronted them about it. Heather’s had enough of the self-centered attitudes and walks back to the villa for some “me” time of her own. Heather’s been a good sport the whole trip. She did leave her family and business behind to bond with these crazies, so it’s understandable she’s upset and fed up.
Back at the cougar den, Sonja is playfully flirting with the chef. Aviva has no time for that playful stuff and gets angry when Sonja tells her that they can go do their double date stuff and the rest of the girls will do girl stuff on the girls trip. Aviva got her way, she’s pulled Carole away from the rest of the ladies, so why can’t she just let it go like she expects everyone else to just let it go that she brought Reid? The chef is looking more interested watching Sonja get fired up, if you ask me.
I like ‘em spicy.
When Aviva calls Sonja immature, she explains to her how many hoops she had to jump through to make the trip happen, but Aviva doesn’t want to hear anyone else’s laundry list of troubles–only hers. Instead of listening to anyone else, Aviva calls Sonja the biggest double-dealing person she’s met. Sonja tells her that her mouth is money and to see where her ass ends up.
GIT ER DUNNNN!
It’s a low blow when Aviva tells Sonja that she’s setting a bad example for her daughter. She should never have gone there about Sonja’s daughter–or anyone’s child. Adult children are one thing, but Sonja’s daughter is in school and she keeps her off of the show. Even more confusing is why she acts offended by Sonja–a single, divorced woman–yet is so amused by her father’s offering squirting orgasms to women that he’s just met and plays nasty sausage practical jokes on his own daughter. Why did Aviva set up her father with Sonja?