The next morning, Laura confessionals that she’s not used to the honesty she got from Trey the night before. She claims she’s not trying to sleep with him or make him her boyfriend. Apparently, this is what she looks like when she’s not rushing into anything. Trey wants her to play hard to get, but she doesn’t know how. No shit, Sherlock.
Brandon and RedRobb go kayaking while the other guys watch from the shore. Apparently, Brandon is really good at kayaking and really proud of it, and the other guys act like kindergarten teachers who are proud of a kid for coloring in the lines. Brandon clearly missed a few years of development on the crux of adulthood, probably due to the drugs, so he’s just a wee bit emotionally stunted at this point.
Marie and RedRobb decide that instead of getting ready for their double date, they’ll just cancel and go get sushi themselves. RedRobb is happy that it will be more fun and there won’t be awkward/forced conversation. Yeah, that’s the reason. He does at least call Mollie with a (possibly empty) promise to reschedule, and Marie is also happy that their double date turned into a single.
They make it to sushi and are their usual goofy selves. Marie pretends to blame it on their three hours of sleep, as if that’s the reason. RedRobb gathers his balls and asks why she didn’t want Max to come, but Marie hasn’t fully gathers hers yet and blames it on not wanting to get ready.
So, for future reference, this is Marie not ready.
Marie says Max is cool, and she may email him/exchange numbers in the future, but for today it’s her and RedRobb. They down another shot to go with their drinks, and Marie gets a fit of the giggles. RedRobb may or may not love Marie, and she invites him to sleep in her bed again. RedRobb is confused about whether she’s just being playful or actually likes him. It is absolutely, positively, both of those things. They continue to flirt on their way home, with RedRobb tying Marie’s shoe and Marie declaring that she would never date a guy with tighter pants than her. Good rule.
While she’s at it, maybe bring up the hipster hat/glasses, as well as this sunglasses-on-the-back-of-the-head situation.
Next week: More Trey and Laura. Woo. Drama between RedRobb and Marie, already, but at least it will probably be more interesting than the other two.
Anyone else already over Trey and Laura? At least with Dustin and Teacup, we knew we had the gay porn twist coming. RedRobb and Marie are ridiculous, but at least they’re fun. I’m still rooting for the unlikely Trey and Latoya hookup, but I’m sure all of the predictable hookups will keep happening. Who do you think has the most game in the house? Was Max adorable, or was it just me? Who will be the next roomie with an alter-ego? Hope you all had a wonderful time celebrating freedom and didn’t lose any limbs or anything! America, fuck yeah!