Recap: Beverly Hills Nannies

Heifer finishes by saying her goal is to have that freezer completely filled up.  Again I ask, why?  And what is the kid living on since you’re storing all of it?  CPS, please check this out!

More milk than the dairy exhibit at the county fair.  Moo.

Commercial. 

We return to Heifer’s house.  She wants Justin to walk the dogs, and there is discussion about a “choke chain”, which Heifer insists is important for safety, and Justin insists is cruel.  (It’s for the dogs, not Justin).  At one point Heifer’s standing screaming across the street “If I can’t trust you with my dog, how can I trust you with my baby?”  Super cool and classy for BH!  Later, Justin makes the crazy circle finger, Heifer flips him off, and he cleans the dogs’ paws.  So it’s a love-hate relationship.  Or hate-hate.

Over to Lucy, who’s talking to Amanda and Kristin.  Lucy didn’t get her last job, so she’s interviewing tomorrow.  Kristin tells her to show up with an overnight bag packed.  That’s what I do on my dates!  Nothing like showing up with a little suitcase on wheels.  Lets the guy know right away, sooner or later I’m going to go all Glenn Close up in his face.

My role model.

There’s then lofty talk about these gals upholding the image of their families.  Hate to break it to ya, sisters, but you are a massive fail.

Everyone then goes into Lucy’s bedroom to assess interview clothes.  Amanda shares that she’ll take Kristin’s advice to a point, but is “not shutting what I am”.  Or learning English, apparently.  We end the scene with someone saying stilettos are threatening to the husband.  Only if you kick him in the crotch when he tries to grope you!

Over to Amber who – on the first day – asks for time off.  Not just any time off, she wants Ari’s wedding day off.  Which is in 5 days.  Which is one of the reasons she was hired.  Apparently Amber is being given the opportunity to interview Nicki Minaj in a mall. 

Commercial.

We return to Amber and Ari.  By this point, Ari clearly is upset.  Her body language, tone of voice, facial expression – every one of them is telegraphing THIS IS NOT OK.  Oblivious as always, Amber thanks Ari for letting her go, and says Kristin will fill in for her.  Oh, and Amber will get Minaj’s autograph for Ari. 

If she could move her face, she would so look angry.

If one of my employees asked for time off at a critical time, much less their first day, I would tell them they can have as much time off as they want, because unemployed people have the whole day to do whatever they want!

Oh, and Amber needs Spanx instead of that thong.  Clingy skirt + cellulite = yikes!