Lucy and Amanda are speaking. Lucy says Matt keeps texting her (her or Curtis?) and wants to get together with Amanda again. Amanda says she didn’t feel it, and wants someone “outside the box”, which she defines as “tattoos or an accent”. Then head over to East LA, sweetie. Or a prison.
We end the ep with Amber bitching to Amanda, misrepresenting and misquoting Ari. Amber calls Ari “manipulative, evil” and “kind of abusive”. She then says she’s not judging Ari for “marrying a man 30 years your senior”. It’s actually “30 years your elder” but whatevs.
Pebbles vewy sad!
Amber goes on to say the last thing she wants is to antagonize Kristin, but Amber wants to make a move because she “doesn’t know how much more I can take”. Let’s recap. You have a job, at a rate that albeit 30% less than before, still pays a lot. You have a $50,000 car to drive. You have a boss who is truly concerned about you. What exactly can’t you “take”? Let’s get one of the gals who really is a nanny, who came up from Mexico, lives a hard life and gets around on the bus, and see what she’d think about making $25 an hour and having a car at her disposal! Effing c.
And with that, our ep ends. So who do you think Amber will end up working for? And with whom will she switch? When do we get to see Lil Drunky’s mad nanny skillz again? Will Kristin ever go to Sephora for some damned concealer? Those and so many other questions . . .
See you all next week!
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