Let’s look at the evidence of Drunky’s “one drink”:
Mr. “Jose Cuervo” sent this over to you, miss.
Just getting my hair out of the way so it doesn’t fall into my drink. Drinks.
I think of champagne as a palate cleanser.
Are you drinking that? I’ll just finish it then.
Woo! Is it hot in here or is it the booze?
Just a little sip of gulp of vodka should cool me right down.
All my pretties in a row.
You’re firing me before I can finish my drinks?
Kristin leaves and takes the time to share that she can’t continue the friendship until Drunky realizes how important the business is to her. Whatever.
Go get some coffee, or a soda, or – in honor of Drunky – a cocktail, cause it’s time now for the Reunion!
Subtitled Nannies Tell All, the Reunion is hosted by Ross Matthews. Ross introduces “Inside ABC Family” reporters – well, not reporters – television personalities? – Amanda Bowman and Dalia Ganz and says they’ll be covering what people have been saying about the show. That got my attention. Could it be? Could they actually intend to quote from our Gasmii? Nope. They’re going to quote from Twitter and Facebook. Oh, the boringsites. Right.
Ross was a good choice. A fan, but doesn’t let that stop him from asking hard questions. Well done, sir!
All the nannies are there, including Shayla and Shaun who always surprise me when they show up in a scene. I always stop and think, are you inthis show? Kristin is wearing something like that getup she wore at the roof party, with hideous heavy black shoes that appear to be laced halfway up her legs and is showing everything except her actual veejayjay. Klassy to the end!
I think we’re supposed to be on this soundstage, right?
Ross starts out by quoting hourly salaries for nurses (peanuts), college professors (peanuts plus a soda) and nuclear physicists (peanuts, soda and a candy bar) and asks if nannies really make $40 an hour. Lucy says when she was on salary, she made $100 an hour. We all know that’s not true. She probably made $100 a day but our Lucy is always so confused, isn’t she? Or maybe she was paid in 100 pennies. That seems about right. Pennies are shiny. Ross asks about their biggest perks. Amanda once flew with her employers’ dogs in a private jet. Lucy asks if she was scared of being alone in a jet. OK, Lucy does know that jets have, oh, crews? And it wasn’t a 747, it was probably a Gulfstream? Does she actually think Amanda was roaming around a huge airplane looking for Sully? Ah Lucy. Never change. (And you know she won’t). Justin says Lindsay just took him to the Bahamas. Score!
Wasn’t it scary to fly up in that big empty sky?
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I have to ask. What is with the pull a few inches of the top of your hair away from your face look? Is that because they are too afraid of bangs? Don’t look good with them? It looks very silly to me.
Back to reading
I have to ask, are you friends with Ari or something? You basically glossed over the fact that she was a giant superficial cunt and a terrible person. And for someone so obsessed with how people look her makeup last night was atrocious and her hair absolutely did look like a wig.
Agreed, Scout, about Ari’s hair. If that wasn’t a wig, then she should sue someone for giving her the ugliest wig-looking hairdon’t ever.
I hope that if there is a season 2, Kristin and Drunky will be gone, and it’ll be a Nanny/Lady Sitter company run by Scott, Amanda and Justin.
Kristin and Ari are such a good match for each other! I bet she’d still be there too. If it wasn’t for this show. So she should go back.
Then in season 2 Ari could call up Justin’s lady sitting rogues to do her makeup and plan parties etc. You know his company will be super popular. So his big challenge every week can be finding somebody Kristin and Ari both like!
Amber might not be 100% ready for the working world yet. But once she is she’ll be better suited to stuff like interviewing people than baby sitting. There might be some jobs Justin could send her on though.
But on the condition that she moves back home 1st. So she can learn stuff like how to manage $. And not agreeing to a pay cut the day your car gets repo’d.
I didn’t think Amber was all that bad. Kind of hard to defend her regarding the Nicki Minaj “interview that never was”, though…
I TOTALLY agree with the posting that you must be friend’s with Ari. You completely bashed Amber, but didn’t call out Ari for her disgusting behavior. She seems like a really SHITTY person and I’m surprised that you just “glossed over” her awfulness.
No, I don’t know Ari, have never met her and have no connection with her. I just liked her, that’s all. YMMV, which is why we welcome your comments!
@PennyDreadful Hah yeah I thought you might be friends with her too since she has commented on this site before too. I liked her most episodes. I think she should fire whoever did her up for this show though, the get-up was pretty bad.
I LOVE reunion shows with inexperienced reality stars, they divulge way more than they are supposed to and it makes me happy
Uhmmm what was up with that email and the Cindy thing? One of my friends belives they actually slept together but I don’t think so. I just think she went WAY out of her way to embarrass the poor guy. It was a little weird how that was strung together.
I am so so happy that Justin and Lindsey are bestest buddies who go on vacation together!
Interested to see if there is a 2nd season and who ends up being on there.
I feel bad for the shawn guy. He isnt on or off the show… just awkwardly there.
JP I wondered if the families that Shayla and Sean work for said no to filming and that is why they didn’t get much air time.
Why does Jenny look so familiar to me? Ari – you have tons of money. Why the cupie doll look? Heif you grew on me. You are harmless, but contain no filters. I see Tricia is in Heif’s circle of moms who think nannies should get paid around $15 an hour.
So glad things worked out for Justin. I believe he fits so well because it is like his home growing up – he was the only boy. I am sure Marshall was iffy until he found out Justin is gay. No competition.
Was Kristin pushed out of the nanny job at Cindy’s? Where is she currently working. Wonder why Ross didn’t ask her that.
I hope after this airing Amanda is in high demand and gets another family that pays her more.
Amber – wow you give shit to Kristin for bull shitting and you were doing the same thing. Tackey
Professional tip – cut down on the drinking off hours. I know you like to unwind, but it seems that is all these nannies do in their free time.
Is Lucy still with the nutty boy friend? I guess I could spy on her FB page, but too lazy.
Congrats on your new show Penny. Please get rid of your cats stat if you start thinking about suicide. How crazy is that?
Kirstin – if your story were true, way to advertise to every guy you got some nasty ass habits.
Oh, damn. I’m going to finish reading the recaps and comments, but first I have to get something off my chest…PD, I’m stunned, even after watching Ari on the reunion show, you continue to find reasons to defend her – she’s a HORRIBLE human being, one of those nasty elitist twats who cares nothing about anyone but herself. Every single nanny appeared to feel the same way, and even Ross was obviously repulsed by her. He pretty much came right out and said it.
Okay, I should go back to reading. I just had to rant. I adore Amber and am fine with her crappy “reviews” in the recaps, but the Ari thing was too much
Oh, and I haven’t gotten to where its likely talked about in the recap, but I totes believe Maggie that that bitchy ass “I’ll ruin you” mother created drama for a invite next season. That woman’s another mean girl.
Oh shit there’s one more thing (and apologies to all if this has been discussed in the ‘cap or comment), but Ari was obviously wearing a wig to the trained eye
It didn’t fit her very well, either.
After seeing this season, with the big fat cherry on top being Kristen’s litter box story, why would anyone let her be responsible for who nannies their children??
The reunion show made me warm up to Heif, but Ari was terrible. It was almost as if she tried extra hard to be an elitest jerk with the “cute accessory” comment and thought the other moms might back her.
Jenny really looked like Jen Aniston’s much older sister that wears too much make up.
It’s no wonder to me that Maggie and Kristen have been BFFs for so long….both seem like miserable human beings.
@Layla good description of Jenny.
Heif did end up being an alright lady. Still would not want to be her child though!
I think Justin gets paid more than Amanda probably mostly because he looks after more kids than she does. When I babysit I have different rates for different numbers of kids so that would make sense in this situation too. One kid when the mom is around all the time isn’t that hard at all. Just because of the extra assistant stuff and the fact that it is BH, you would think that she would get paid at least $20 an hour though.
Does anyone else think that Ari looked like one of the simpering girls who hang on Gaston in Beauty and the Beast? The plastic looking hair, the dress….