We see a montage of what the moms said about the nannies. After, Ari says she thinks nannies are the new accessory and should be cute. Looking back, she would have gone with Amanda instead of Amber. As Gasmii know, I prefer my nannies to look like the robot grandmother in I Sing the Body Electric (Twilight Zone). Cause I prefer ability to looks.
We’re back, and Ross is asking why Ari chose Amber. Ari says she thought Amber was “true, real and honest” (so you thought she was a boy scout?) but was later shown otherwise, and feels it was an error of judgment on her part. Suddenly, Shayla(!?!) bursts out with “you have been rude, disrespectful, mean and cruel but Amber said only the nicest things about you off camera. It’s unbelievable how superficial and rude you are”. Um, Shayla? Did you forget your medicine? Also, how is this any of your business? Amber can ride the Victim Train just fine by herself.
Ross says Ari did nice things like lending Amber her car “but at the same time such lows when things you said were almost despicable” and asks for a response. Ari explains at her party her friends were trying to give a toast when Amber cut them off – and at that point Amber interrupts. Ari asks if she can talk, tries to, and is again interrupted by Amber. Finally Ari says “I talk, you talk, I talk. It’s called respect”. It’s also called much easier on the recapper who has to take all this down. Amber says “you don’t have it from me (does anyone?), you have to give respect to get it”.
Shut up or I’ll drop you like a sack of cement.
At that point Ari says “The show’s called Beverly Hills Nannies” and Amber’s not a nanny anymore. Shayla again interrupts (can someone get her an Ambien?) to say Ari looks like a tyrant in the show. Not any more than any other mom, and I’m talking to you, Heif. Also, Cindy’s “fun and games” are to me wayworse. More on that later. Ari says no one cares what Shayla says, and Amber says they all care. Well, no. Just you and Shayla.
Oh yeah, I’m going there!
Ari retorts Amber’s sitting among nannies but is not one, and starts to count “nanny, nanny, nanny, NOT NANNY”. Snap! And well done! Shayla says Ari couldn’t pay her any amount of money to work for Ari. Well, I’m sure that’s a huge weight off Ari’s mind. Kristin says actually Amber is still nannying. If I were her new family, I’d have handed her a pink slip on Wednesday.
Ross asks Kristin what she thinks, and gets the usual double-talk blather.
I really just want a drink.
Heif says she wants love, respect and experience. Jenny says there are appropriate and inappropriate behaviors. The Plastic Lawn Chair Incident is then brought up. Jenny says she’s not paying someone to watch a kid move a chair. Drunky says she feels a kid of 6 can carry a light chair. Kristin says Jenny should have given Drunky advice ahead of time. What, is she supposed to name every object in her houseand give direction on all of them? Interesting Kristin is fairly respectful to Ari and totally passive-aggressive to Jenny. Still sulking, eh? Drunky says she and Jenny have different parenting styles, Jenny responds she should have figured that out before she left Drunky with her kids, Drunky says Jenny’s kids loved her, and “you told me off camera you wanted to cause drama so there would be a second season”. Not sure the Plastic Lawn Chair Incident is a season-extending bit of drama. Your binge drinking, on the other hand . . .
You ought to thank me I’m not discussing your drinking, missy.
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