Justin says this is crazy, and Jenny says she’s not even going to comment.
I’d like to break that chair over your head.
Commercial. Already this ep feels hours long, and we haven’t even gotten through all the moms!
Back from commercial, we learn that Tricia loves Lucy, Marshall gave Lindsay the go-ahead to hire Justin, and then we get to Scott and Cindy. Ross asks if Scott ever fantasized about Cindy. He says no, and really means “yeah 20 years ago but when I saw her all old and disgusting that killed my sex drive”. Ross brings up photos of Cindy and Scott leaving a sex shop, and she says she’s designing a sex toy for women. Hate to break it to you, Cindy, but dildos and vibrators are old news. Like you. Apparently they also went to Vegas. Scott says nothing’s ever happened, Cindy strongly implies that it did. People look like they’re going to hurl. I totally disbelieve her. This whole smarmy cougar schtick is just pathetic, Cindy. Grow. Up.
Also, what’s that outfit, a defrocked nun?
Oh, this is the first time we’ve seen Cindy clothed, isn’t it? So she does own something that’s not a robe or negligee! Who knew.
Commercial.
We’re back, but we’re not, to hear Lucy say that she knows she talks a lot, but she watches CNN. And there go the rest of CNN’s ratings.
CNN’s where they sell that sparkly jewelry, right?
Commercial.
Just the nannies again, and Ross asks who’s hotter, the man nannies or that swimmer guy Ryan somebody. Amanda says she likes Scott because she likes a guy with an accent. As I mentioned a ways back, you live in LA. Every guy has an accent, senora! Ross asks if Scott is “into” Amanda and he says she’s beautiful, a/k/a “not on your life”.
Finally we get to the real catfight. Ross brings up Kristin’s comments that Ari picked Amber because she was not good-looking. Incredibly, Kristin says she didn’t think Amber was going to find out. Right, because anything you say on national TV is a super secret. Effing idiot. Kristin goes on to say “everybody else thinks that”. Justin immediately says “I’ve never said that to anybody. I don’t feel that way. Watch your words”. LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! Then Kristin says she didn’t intend to include the whole nanny group in the term “everybody”. So it’s just the people in your head, then?
Professional Victim Amber then asks Kristin “what are you accomplishing by saying these hurtful mean things to me on camera and off camera. You’re supposed to be a leader”. Kristin says she teaches her kids to stand up for themselves and – this was not heard by the folks on the show – to “not allow riff raff in their life”. I remind Kristin she chose Amber and sheplaced Amber.
She’s a victim, all right. Of fashion.
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I have to ask. What is with the pull a few inches of the top of your hair away from your face look? Is that because they are too afraid of bangs? Don’t look good with them? It looks very silly to me.
Back to reading
I have to ask, are you friends with Ari or something? You basically glossed over the fact that she was a giant superficial cunt and a terrible person. And for someone so obsessed with how people look her makeup last night was atrocious and her hair absolutely did look like a wig.
Agreed, Scout, about Ari’s hair. If that wasn’t a wig, then she should sue someone for giving her the ugliest wig-looking hairdon’t ever.
I hope that if there is a season 2, Kristin and Drunky will be gone, and it’ll be a Nanny/Lady Sitter company run by Scott, Amanda and Justin.
Kristin and Ari are such a good match for each other! I bet she’d still be there too. If it wasn’t for this show. So she should go back.
Then in season 2 Ari could call up Justin’s lady sitting rogues to do her makeup and plan parties etc. You know his company will be super popular. So his big challenge every week can be finding somebody Kristin and Ari both like!
Amber might not be 100% ready for the working world yet. But once she is she’ll be better suited to stuff like interviewing people than baby sitting. There might be some jobs Justin could send her on though.
But on the condition that she moves back home 1st. So she can learn stuff like how to manage $. And not agreeing to a pay cut the day your car gets repo’d.
I didn’t think Amber was all that bad. Kind of hard to defend her regarding the Nicki Minaj “interview that never was”, though…
I TOTALLY agree with the posting that you must be friend’s with Ari. You completely bashed Amber, but didn’t call out Ari for her disgusting behavior. She seems like a really SHITTY person and I’m surprised that you just “glossed over” her awfulness.
No, I don’t know Ari, have never met her and have no connection with her. I just liked her, that’s all. YMMV, which is why we welcome your comments!
@PennyDreadful Hah yeah I thought you might be friends with her too since she has commented on this site before too. I liked her most episodes. I think she should fire whoever did her up for this show though, the get-up was pretty bad.
I LOVE reunion shows with inexperienced reality stars, they divulge way more than they are supposed to and it makes me happy
Uhmmm what was up with that email and the Cindy thing? One of my friends belives they actually slept together but I don’t think so. I just think she went WAY out of her way to embarrass the poor guy. It was a little weird how that was strung together.
I am so so happy that Justin and Lindsey are bestest buddies who go on vacation together!
Interested to see if there is a 2nd season and who ends up being on there.
I feel bad for the shawn guy. He isnt on or off the show… just awkwardly there.
JP I wondered if the families that Shayla and Sean work for said no to filming and that is why they didn’t get much air time.
Why does Jenny look so familiar to me? Ari – you have tons of money. Why the cupie doll look? Heif you grew on me. You are harmless, but contain no filters. I see Tricia is in Heif’s circle of moms who think nannies should get paid around $15 an hour.
So glad things worked out for Justin. I believe he fits so well because it is like his home growing up – he was the only boy. I am sure Marshall was iffy until he found out Justin is gay. No competition.
Was Kristin pushed out of the nanny job at Cindy’s? Where is she currently working. Wonder why Ross didn’t ask her that.
I hope after this airing Amanda is in high demand and gets another family that pays her more.
Amber – wow you give shit to Kristin for bull shitting and you were doing the same thing. Tackey
Professional tip – cut down on the drinking off hours. I know you like to unwind, but it seems that is all these nannies do in their free time.
Is Lucy still with the nutty boy friend? I guess I could spy on her FB page, but too lazy.
Congrats on your new show Penny. Please get rid of your cats stat if you start thinking about suicide. How crazy is that?
Kirstin – if your story were true, way to advertise to every guy you got some nasty ass habits.
Oh, damn. I’m going to finish reading the recaps and comments, but first I have to get something off my chest…PD, I’m stunned, even after watching Ari on the reunion show, you continue to find reasons to defend her – she’s a HORRIBLE human being, one of those nasty elitist twats who cares nothing about anyone but herself. Every single nanny appeared to feel the same way, and even Ross was obviously repulsed by her. He pretty much came right out and said it.
Okay, I should go back to reading. I just had to rant. I adore Amber and am fine with her crappy “reviews” in the recaps, but the Ari thing was too much
Oh, and I haven’t gotten to where its likely talked about in the recap, but I totes believe Maggie that that bitchy ass “I’ll ruin you” mother created drama for a invite next season. That woman’s another mean girl.
Oh shit there’s one more thing (and apologies to all if this has been discussed in the ‘cap or comment), but Ari was obviously wearing a wig to the trained eye
It didn’t fit her very well, either.
After seeing this season, with the big fat cherry on top being Kristen’s litter box story, why would anyone let her be responsible for who nannies their children??
The reunion show made me warm up to Heif, but Ari was terrible. It was almost as if she tried extra hard to be an elitest jerk with the “cute accessory” comment and thought the other moms might back her.
Jenny really looked like Jen Aniston’s much older sister that wears too much make up.
It’s no wonder to me that Maggie and Kristen have been BFFs for so long….both seem like miserable human beings.
@Layla good description of Jenny.
Heif did end up being an alright lady. Still would not want to be her child though!
I think Justin gets paid more than Amanda probably mostly because he looks after more kids than she does. When I babysit I have different rates for different numbers of kids so that would make sense in this situation too. One kid when the mom is around all the time isn’t that hard at all. Just because of the extra assistant stuff and the fact that it is BH, you would think that she would get paid at least $20 an hour though.
Does anyone else think that Ari looked like one of the simpering girls who hang on Gaston in Beauty and the Beast? The plastic looking hair, the dress….