Recap: Beverly Hills Nannies – Nanny War Part I

Hey, where’s Lucy’s dad and his crazy love of olives??? 

You know you want some.

Kristin, stick firmly up her a-s, says the party is a “great opportunity to see how everyone’s interacting”.  Given that these people do not work with each other, why would you care?  It can’t possibly affect your “agency”. 

Drunky talks about her boyfriend moving – he apparently thought she wasn’t worth a long-distance relationship.  Drunky starts to cry, and Kristin almost shoves Lucy at her.  Then Lucy opens her mouth.  Onandonandonandonandon.  The most cliched, banal tripe ever.  Drunky can’t get a word in edgewise.  Finally Amber can’t stand it, and orders Lucy to shut up and let Drunky talk. 

I can still hear her!  Why isn’t the booze working?

Drunky says Lucy’s just giving her advice – and why am I the only person to question Lucy giving advice to anyone? – and Lucy asks how Amber can dare be so rude at her birthday party.  

Serving Cleopatra realness.  Not.

Shortly afterwards, while Amber is talking to Kristin, Lucy throws her handbag (clutch) at Amber’s head.  Though Amber doesn’t respond, Lucy is now weeping into mom’s arms.  Even Drunky has moved away from Lucy at this point.  Amber says Lucy is playing the victim card, and leaves.

Ready or not, here I come!

Again our ep ends with Kristin.  She says these women should hold themselves to a higher standard.  They’re overpaid babysitters, not nuns!  Kristin also says she won’t tolerate a nanny war.  Yes, you will.  Because you’re getting paid for it.  Ka ching, my little orange friend.  Ka. Ching.

On that note, our ep ends.  From previews, Ari gives Amber her comeuppance soon, and there’s more unpleasantness all round.  Yay.  Recapper gold!

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