Later, we see Kristin telling Lil Drunky she should drink only water for the next hour. Ah, codependency. Kristin talks to the room (well, the people in it – it’s not an empty room. Although that would be really funny) and someone says she should have a “code of conduct” or “mission statement” for her agency. Kristin says her mission statement is “whatever I feel [is] necessary is what happens”. Just like Bernie Madoff! She shares she felt her idea “resonated” with the room, and that everyone was “jealous” of her idea. Good lord, Kristin. It’s a damned nanny agency, not the cure for cancer!
Everyone gets to talking about who they worked for. Shayla again shares her disdain of this convo and calls it a room of “5 year olds”. One of the stories is about a husband – gasp! – hitting on a nanny (without her consent). Shayla criticizes this because adultery is bad. Well yes it is, and equally bad is a guy hitting on the nanny. Which isn’t adultery. Cause that takes 2. Shayla is clearly the self-appointed moral arbiter of this group. Bet she’s a barrel of laughs.
Shaun is saying that a mom came on to him, but he’s gay. This is a shock to the other nannies, one of whom (Justin) is also gay. Who lives in LA/BH and doesn’t have gaydar? Shaun says it’s because he’s wearing a plaid shirt. Apparently plaid = straight. Not to lesbians.
Then Kristin makes a point of making Shaun tell everyone she’s going to donate her eggs to him. She’s already sold some eggs, so why not
give sell them to Shaun so they can make the new super-race? I am now totally sure we’re going to find out she’s a Nazi. Also, Kristin, still *Pointing fingers at my eyes and then at you*
One half of the new super race, which will be composed of a gay guy and a straight woman. Anyone else see the tiny flaw in that premise?
After the party, Lil Drunky says everyone was talking nonstop to impress Kristin. Kristin says she doesn’t know if she can trust a drunk with the family and kids she works with. That doesn’t make sense, but I assume she means “of the caliber of people with whom I’ve worked”. Anyhoo, the ep ends with Lil Drunky promising “I got it”. Which we all know means she doesn’t, and there is an epic fail coming up.
With that, our ep ends. I have to say, I liked this more than I expected to. Most of the nannies are likeable, albeit a bit stereotyped, we have at least 2 people we can love to hate, and it’s in BH which means the settings are nice. So what do you say – let’s watch these wacky kids find their way in the exciting profession of “nanny”, shall we?
Until next week then!
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