Recap Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding: Do You Cake This Bride?


Kroy is back home and looking to meet up with his groomsmen.  He seems as excited as Kim for their wedding day to finally arrive, he’s just less obsessed with curly hair.  Awesome music starts playing, so I know more Colin is coming!  The bakers have arrived to assemble the large, beautiful cake.  As Colin is directing the workers, he hears some awful screeching, which is Kim yelling how fucking amazing the ceremony area looks.  When Colin brings her inside of the tent to see her cake, she starts crying and thanks the bakers.  They are talented and seem happy and humbled that she likes her cake.  The groom’s cake is a replica of his dog.  God, I hope that’s a replica.

What’s wrong with his dog?  It keeps staring at me.

 

Back in the massive bathroom with everyone getting their hair curled, Kim brings up changing her Twitter name now that she’s hooked Kroy.  Turns out, someone beat her to it–probably someone born with that name.  Watch out, Miss Other Kim Biermann, she’s coming to get your name. 

Kim tells the camera that nothing can go wrong on their wedding day.  Kim must not have seen her mom arrive.  She’ll see about that!

Trouble has arrived.

 

On next week’s episode, the ceremony and reception look filled with drama and blue lights.  See you next week!

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11 Comments

  1. 1
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted June 10, 2012 at 5:35 am

    The groom’s cake? I’ve always heard that the groom’s dinner was the night before the wedding. Was among our family and friends. Relaxed, time for the families to hang out and have fun before the craziness of the big day

    Sorry, I think cutting into the replica of a beloved pet is just too…um…icky.

    Loved all the curling, BSL! Looking forward to your take on the big event. You can watch it for me. 10Q!

  2. 2
    Nikki
    Posted June 10, 2012 at 7:44 am

    Kim Kamp!!! Too funny! Hope you get some of the royalties when she actually does this, BSL! Poor Kroy’s family. Was he taught nothing about money?

  3. 3
    RomoSheDiNT
    Posted June 10, 2012 at 9:58 am

    Why is Kim always starting in on DerekJ? He’s badass! I wish I had his number in my phone and he’d come prancing over whenever I said, shoot! Also, he could cut a bitch if he wanted! I’d leave him alone if I were her.

  4. 4
    RomoSheDiNT
    Posted June 10, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    Have y’all heard that Kim was evicted from her home last night? Allegedly

  5. 5
    randomnicole randomnicole
    Posted June 10, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    I love Derek J!

    I got sucked into watching this because of the recaps. DAMMIT. Now I can’t wait for the actual wedding.

    Her mentioning the honeymoon and the trips with the kids – next season’s HW storyline or is Andy going to inflict Kim Ever After upon us?

  6. 6
    sk777
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    have you seen Derek J in Chris Rock’s hair documentary? i think its called “Good Hair”… as uhhh… talented as he may be he is a BIATCH, all the other stylists really hated him LOL

  7. 7
    mattie
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 7:02 pm

    i am so upset the wat kim and kroy treated her mother i dont care what your mom is as long as she dont hurt no one to treat her like trash make you trash rember god give and take it a way to call the police your gonna have nothing but bad luck watch god dont like ugly i throught kroy was nice but he giong to hell with you you both are fakes

  8. 8
    mattie
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    excuse my spelling but i am so mad i can cry what i just saw the way you treated her shame shame on you

  9. 9
    melinda
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    Seriously, i was appald at the way Kim and Kroy treated Kims mom and aunt their behaviot was so ridiculous i used to like kim but her manners and selfishness towards her own mother regardless of how yr mother is. She is an older women who brought u into this world. You could have let her use the downstairs restroom for a sec. it wouldnt have killed u and Kroy. I was happy u found love bersut the manners you both showed were discusting and embarrassing to those of us watching. You Kim should have also involvef yr Mom in everything. Your a mom lets see how u are going to feel if one of yr daughtets or son feel when they dont want u to get involved. I am sorry Kim you need to humbly apoligize to yr mother.

  10. 10
    melinda
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    Sorry for my mis-spells i normally do not comment but this behavior i just had to

  11. 11
    TJ
    Posted June 27, 2012 at 9:54 am

    Hello ALL! Love the funny comments. Does anyone happen to know the name or artists of the song that is being played at the very end of the last episode, when Kim and Kroy are outside of the tent and the are walking away after they kiss and say their final good byes? Not Kandi’s song Fly above….but this song is actually resonating in the background…its a soft very nice song….woman’s voice & instruments

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