Ryan and Minnie are up. The camera catches Ali desperately eyebrow dancing at Ryan in a feeble attempt to find a toe hold on the show. From what I’ve observed of Ali, I suspect she has never spoken to Ryan but still feels it completely plausible that he may be interested in her and waiting for this opportunity.
Even with a weakened immune system he resists. Minnie looks constipated as he talks about his adoration for her. She even wore a headband to confuse him and tempt him to choose Ali. All has failed and she lets the truth serum do its work, Minnie dumps him with a gentle but terrible ‘f’ word. What’s worse than being friend zoned on national television? NOTHING!
Orphans of Darfur are collecting funds for Ryan
So Minnie asks Ryan what she should do. He fumbles that if she doesn’t like him they should leave. This part I don’t get.. she could choose Jesse and stay, right? Maybe she’s too nice for that. I was really hoping she was about to choose Ali.
Don’t get your hopes up, she’d be just as much of a pain as a lesbian
Ali also has an opportunity to stay by choosing either Ryan or Jesse. One she hates and the other has joined a long line of men here that picked an inferior female when she needed him. She exacts her revenge by choosing neither of the two available guys and going home herself.
Jesse feels he does deserve this spot on LITW Worst Dressed
Jenny M is floored and starts to wonder if the series is going to be cut short an episode. She needs the exposure people!
Scratch and Sniff edition – smells like despair
Ryan feels betrayed and embarrassed at being dumped and blindsided. A blind dump! There are still a lot of people on the east coast taking those at night after the storm last weekend! Jesse still feels fed up with spending so much time trying to get into Ali’s Kitty. Tara was a bird in hand, and she’s worth two of that bitch. Ali leaves admitting she’s a psycho bitch. Now I think Ali may have just trolled the whole show!
“I thought this was a RHOLR audition!”
Next time there are twists and scorpions and shit gets real. Let’s hope Ken decides there’s another guy there he needs to obsess over because that’s good TV.
Yeah, still friend zoned
Also I am now officially rooting for both the love and the championship of Ben and Michelle. Good old team Juggy Cock. Basically I fear Yanina will end up in a shallow grave if they win and hook up in real life and Summer doesn’t need my support. She only needs my unwavering servitude. Yes Mistress.
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