Recap: Love in the Wild: What’s Love Got To Do With It?

Kenina get to enjoy a dune buggy ride through the jungle to a waterfall.

Some enjoyed it more than others

They cuddle and canoodle in the surf and Yanina reveals she’s a skinny lady with a latin backdoor.

The prominence of these shoes cracks me up. 

These two are all sunshine and lollipops after not only winning the challenge, the prize and the Oasis, but actually getting along for 24 hours in the process. Its a second honeymoon! Yanina, this is a perfect time to shove him into a school of piranha like Buscemi into a wood chipper!

Atta girl

Back at camp, Juggy McCock form a focus group to lecture Summer and Chase on True Love. Hey, even the Tinman didn’t have it all, Summer. Chase begs Cockney for Courage and Juggs leaks straw as she says she and Cockney are now finishing each others sentences and communicating telepathically. I think she may just be hearing the ocean roaring in the space between her hair extensions. Which is basically what rhyming slang sounds like anyway.

“Love means putting your legs on a table the same way”

Speaking of verbal quirks: Cockney drops a heavy-handed hint by letting Summer know he wouldn’t “throw a scranny attack because he couldn’t hit a mask with a coconut”. Oh Brit slang, cute until it I’m tired of googling. Summer takes it all rather well but feels her relationship is just as meaningful and these two have little to offer her in the way of love lessons.

FINALLY we are at the elimination challenge. NBC seems to have shifted focus from snakes and scorpions and into the interpersonal and it isn’t working for me! Jenny reveals that no one is going home… just yet. Instead it’s the newlyweds game! Well, this last scene about SummerChase’s inferior connection vs Juggy Cock Soul Mates is about to be put to the test! A potential Juggy comeuppance!  She is not phased, her pance is only one of many places that has been come up.

Pance are blurred in this photo

Jenny reveals Kenina gets an extra point for winning the challenge, but it is VERY important to win this game. Got it.

Question #1: “What would he say is the best physical physical trait she has?”

Yanina says it is something she likes to have scratched every night.

Wow

Ken lets his vagina answer:Aw

No points! Juggs and Cockney agree on this answer, and I feel like it’s my birthday:

Or they just ruined my fun by being good-natured!

Apparently Cockney tells her to “watch her juggs” on every challenge. Chase and Summer both say ass! Summer explains by both bragging about her ass and admitting she has passed the 3-0 mark.

“Fuck you, I have fillers that are older”

Question #2: “What would you like to do with your partner that you haven’t yet?”

Ken reveals the long game, but in gentlemanly fashion:

Yanina takes a shortcut to the point:

Her use of past tense cracks me up here

Cockney says “go to the Oasis” since the last time he was there he was dodging Ginger glare. Unfortunately Juggs says “travel”. Someone has been paying attention to the Grand Prize! No point though!  Both Chase and Summer say “zip line”. Brava! Someone has been talking off camera!

Question #4 “What is the most annoying thing the lady does in bed?”

Yanina says she covers her body in lime to avoid mosquitos and Ken agrees- point! And I’m not sure that’s a valid defense! Also Ken says something sweet and romantic about limes giving him boners now.