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Cockney and Juggs both use this forum to address male rape statistics.
We also learn that Summer’s late-night quirk is to put a sheet on her face and it gives Chase flashbacks to his terrorist ex. Quelle romantique!
Question #4 “Who is the better catch?”
Yanina says Ken and Ken says Yanina. Cute, but not any kind of strategy. Juggs and Cockney both realize it’s about agreement and truth is less relevent so they both put Juggs. Summer and Chase get it too and both put Summer. I blame Yanina for this, she knew Ken would pick her but held fast to her demure virgin role and lost the point.
Question #5 “Who is more materialistic?”
Ken and Yanina disagree and say the other, losing! Cockney and Juggs agree its Juggs. Point! And of course it’s Juggs, she has more material injected in her than Cockney has in his entire one-room apartment over the Pic N Pay back in NC. Summer and Chase chose each other and lose the point.
Its a tie between Juggy Cock and Chasing Summer!
Question #6 “What guy here would your lady choose besides you?”
Ken says Ben and Yanina agrees but only because she has heard him moaning Cockney’s name in his sleep.
Cockney says Ken and so do Juggs, Chase and Summer! Wow, clean sweep for Ken! I have already confessed he is well-built and it will do me no harm to admit he is handsome but Chase got no love on this round? Also Ken’s features have always struck me as slightly Elven. Not like cookie-baking tree elves, but manly Legolas elves.
Question #7 “Who is more eager to settle down and start a family?”
Uhoh CockneyJuggs! Is long-range planning your downfall? Yanina and Ken each say themselves. Defeated by the desperation! From first to last! Juggs and Cockney both put Juggs. Of course she wants to settle down. Think of the back pain!
Summer has seemed fairly confident throughout this and also seems to get the strategy of guessing what your partner puts over making sure to flatter him.
She puts “both”, which was not really a choice. Chase of course put Summer, which she protests because when they did discuss their 5-year plan, they were in synch! Chase drops a very funny barb that while their plans matched up, Summer was on a fast track to complete hers in 3. Even Summer’s ovaries are competitive.
Juggs is vindicated as the strongest couple after all and they get a 30second head-start on next week’s adventure. Not a bad prize since Cockney usually throws one 30 second scrawny per challenge.
Summer and Chase get nothing for second place. And Summer is confident that she Needs Nothing.
Jenny then announces that Kenina must go home. There are genuinely surprised and sad reactions from every pesron until Jenny reveals what I suspected, NBC had a firm shooting schedule and needs to fill every episode so no one will be leaving. So there is no penalty for being last? Can’t they drop scorpions into a tent and make one team sleep with them?
All in all. Fairly dull but pleasant episode. Which is basically works as a description for all the contestants as well! What do you think? Are we gearing up for a JuggyCock win? Will Summer and Chase find love? Is Ken the Real Deal?
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