Blorpheus is stunned and it just gets worse when Tim goes into “cloth that has soaked up blood”, in case he wasn’t clear enough the first time. He’s actually worried that people will be offended because the resemblance is so strong. Up until that point I just thought it looked like a very cheesy stewardess outfit for some low rent island airline. But now that Tim mentions it…
“I see it”
“I see it”
“Please deposit it in the waste bin provided”
“You guys are crazy, it totally doesn’t…. aw, fuck”
After that bloodbath (pun intended), Unibrow wisely keeps his little Rorschach Test to himself. I think this is wise and kind. I don’t think Tim could’ve taken one more vagina today.
The rest get a pretty decent review. He tells Elena she is working a Marlo Thomas “That Girl” look and all the 20-somethings blank stare him. He admits he is too old for the group and I have to say I have no idea what he’s referencing which makes me google it and realize this is one of those things I need to check out to understand some classic Americana.
Gay men have become the Druids of our culture
Skunk has some issues with his coat and Tim gives some good advice, but the thunder is stolen by Dmitry’s dry review. It’s all inflection and tone so I won’t transcribe, but if that Russian doesn’t win this season they should at least bring him back for sound bytes every season.
Skunk has been painstakingly working this jacket so deconstruction/reconstruction is not sounding very good to him.
Edward Scissormouth is perplexed
The models come in and Blorpheus is reworking his tired old pleating into tired old pleating. The skirt will be a white rose hole the same as the black rose hole blouse he made previously. If he slides through today without a good orange tongue lashing I will be so annoyed.
The loved ones are also on hand and are super encouraging and love all the designs. No last minute melt-downs today!Hair and makeup was surely somewhere in there but I have become efficient enough to tune it out without noticing.