Recap: Project Runway – Fashion, Bloody Fashion

Recaps

By MrsMiaWallace | Tuesday, September 18, 2012 | 9:05 am | 30 Comments
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Skunk really gets it with all five barrels. He first explains his bullying struggle and how he strangled a bird in the backyard to come to terms with the cruelty of children, but that hot topic storyline is not enough to distract the judges from basic bad fashion. They all hit on the things I thought as it walked the runway: juniors’ section at TJ Max, depressing theme and the print comes out cartoonish and busy. Skunk is predictably defensive and offended that pouring his heart out into a jacket is not being well received but sometimes being literal is not the way to go new friend.

Sonjia has swapped out one unfortunate lipstick for another but is getting high praise from the judges. The black top is praised, the ability to have an outrageous print in the long pant is praised and the fit is praised. Even Mondo says it’s pretty good as though someone in the world cares.

Chris is up and the main problem is that he covered his ladybug/heart print with a sheer black organza. Or maybe all organza is sheer,  I know nothing about fabrics. His dress is called expected and prom-ish. Doesn’t sound like he is going home, but he has nothing to be proud of.But will she be able to go to the prom with Jesse?

Kors shows no sign of ever having read Tvgasm based on the amount of self tanner he uses each week. Watching him is almost painful and I tend to tab over to other screens when he is talking. He lays out great snark and clever analogies but his face looks like two blue and white marbles pressed into a big wad of orange chewing gum.

“You should see me before I’ve had my coffee!”

The judges deliberate and want to send Blorpheus AND Skunk home. Although Blorpheus is a better talent, the judges are tormented by the continual pleating and bring out Tim Gunn to ask whyhe didn’t scold Blorpheus over this repetition. Tim repeats his new catchphrase and says that the image of ladyblood distracted him from the age-old sin of a one way monkey this time. He then swoops out like a superhero and I have a sudden image of how he would stride off after our hot tub party-suit still immaculate and inexplicably dry.

“This is my bathing suit”

Dmitry takes the win and proves that Mondo’s scorecard was just an etch-a-sketch. Sonjia looks pained as she received praise from everyone and didn’t realize Mondo and Anya were just in the neighborhood with nothing better to do. Dmitry reacts gracefully and sweetly and then he proves he’s an angel of darkness by marking the doomed one.

“It will be painless my friend”

So of course, Skunk is out and Blorpheus is safe. Blorpheus does that thing where he is an awful human being and just has to make a comment and act ungracious even though this moment really isn’t about him. He says he is a great designer and doesn’t want to do something easy but will listen and his work will reflect his critiques.

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MrsMiaWallace is an east coast girl with a  penchant for travel, libations and great cuisine. She is not known to turn down a mimosa or a martini and finds the transition between the two a good way to mark the passing of time since she can never remember to wear a watch. Her secret love for reality tv and addiction to Bravo have drawn her like a moth to the glittering snark of TVGasm,  where she finds there are others like her... hopefully also nursing Bloody Marys.

30 Comments

  1. 1
    Wasabipeas wasabipeas
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 10:19 am

    Sonjia’s pants were very, very similar to the pants Mondo won this challenge with back in the day. So much so that when I saw them, I wondered if seeing Mondo made her think of this style.
    And its about time Dmitry won something. The judges are blind. He really is far superior to the others on so many levels including intellectually. His comment about Gunnar’s jacket was perfect.
    I keep voting for him for fan favorite if nothing else so Elena won’t win.

  2. 2
    Wills
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 10:39 am

    Blorpheus was so downtrodden and beaten down. I almost felt bad for him…I said “Almost” I would like for Sonjia, Melissa and Dmitry to be the top three.

  3. 3
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 11:16 am

    Where do we sign up for the Hot Tub Party with Tim and Dmitry?

  4. 4
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    @MrsMiaWallace Happy birthday! And thanks for making me ROFL so much!

    My Skunk theory is he got distracted making his road to the runway clothes. And didn’t get his reality show character even picked out good. Much less done. So when we 1st saw him he was trying on his bitch muslin.

    But then real people week dumped a golden opportunity on his head. That he was smart enough to grab and run with. So he threw the bitch design out. Since it didn’t fit him good anyway.

    ( Every week the hmmm real people week and Blorph in general have been started making me go gets another m on it BTW)

    It’d surprise me if Mondo’s vision to bring back leg hair as an accessory were to catch on. Even in places where there’s a lot of people that’ve got some to grow out in the 1st place. Most of Asia would end up having to get extensions.

    I’ve also got a theory about when they bring contestants back to be a guess judge. I think they tell them to snot it up. I bet for some of them they even bring in a coach. I know some people felt like Mondo wasn’t as sweet and humble on All Stars as when he got robbed. But when did we ever see either 1 of them talk like that?

  5. 5
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    If I could find the edit button I’d pull the been off of where it says have been started.

  6. 6
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    Nooooooo! Not my little Skunk! I am SO sad. I will now have a moment of silence for the bitchy little twit who turned out to be the gentleboy/man with a heart of gold. Sigh.

    Dmitry is awesome. And finally a win!

    While Elena was skipping happily through Mood I looked out my window and discovered Florida had frozen over.

  7. 7
    blueberryPancake
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    @kthx Right on ….i think the kind skunk was the real one and the angry skunk was his “i am on a reality show i’d better bitch it up” thought process. bummed to see him go

    Dimitry is amazing …he is such an ass in an adorable way.

    I would take Melissa or Dimitry or Sanji for the win at this point….too soon to call it tho

  8. 8
    Riley
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    “I’d like to see the white hole skirt paired with the black hole blouse. Vortex overload.”

    Don’t give him any ideas!!

    I’m sad to see Skunk go. I would have liked to see Blorph go home for that one way monkey mess, but I understand why they sent Skunk home. I am looking forward to seeing Blorph try to do something different next week, though.

    Oh Dmitry…every time he’s on my TV I can’t help but smile. Glad he finally won something. I would buy his outfit.

    Elena looked so pretty with her bangs pulled back and her pink lipstick off!

    I liked Mondo in his original season and thought he should have won instead of Wretchen, but he seemed kind of full of himself this episode. And his shorts were an insult to everyone with eyes. Anya was awful – she has no right to judge anyone’s sewing skills!

  9. 9
    juddfan
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    I think it was really the week for blorph to go . . . flowers are not fashion, and he just doesn’t get it! That was a cartoon, not a pattern. I did feel slightly bad for him, only since I don’t think he can absorb anything but praise.

    Luscious, I’m glad you mentioned ironing, but any washing period (whoops, I used period) would be disaster on those stupid pleats! Good luck to him . . .

    I read Laura Bennets’ blog over one of the older episodes, and she makes it plain that you will always have to work with others, or for others, it is never just you . . . so all the ones that can’t work in teams will never make it.

    I think Christopher is the new bitch. He bugged me this episode, but then, I swear, when designers do well, the producers make them throw a challenge so it doesn’t look like they are a front runner, maybe I’m wrong, but how many different shows have you seen someone strong suddenly fail . . .

    I no longer like Mondo, but I still love some of his fashion. Ego’s are so ugly . . . and tho I don’t hate Anya as much as some of you, I did think her telling tara she could have pushed more was so stupid!!!

    Really happy to see Heidi serve it to Blorph . . . go grrrl!

  10. 10
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    Oh, and Mrs.Mia, I TOTES forgot to compliment you on the multiple skewerings of that talentless, self righteous, egomaniacal hack that is Anya.

    Thank you!

  11. 11
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    Elena’s Mom isn’t a munchkin – she was sitting on a chair. And I’m fairly certain Blorph’s sister is pregnant. With quadruplets.

    When Dmitry made that ‘separates – oooooh!’ statement with jazz hands I fell in love all over again.

    Time for Blorph to go home.

  12. 12
    Mummy Butterfly
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    I hate having former contestants as judges.

    Now – I shall make one exception – PR may bring back Dimtry every season and give him a pretty chair next to Nina’s and Heidi’s. I don’t care if he wins or not, to hear him “judge” everyone else is the highlight of my week.

    Besides, if he has already given us lines like “one way monkey” (a now common phrase at my house), how much more could he give us? I adore him. :)

  13. 13
    Adra
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    Mrs. Mia,

    Brilliant recap!!!! Every word and picture perfectly recap the episode. Very perceptive, funny and insightful all at the same time.

    I too am in love with Dimitry. If he is sent home I will be devasted.

    As for those that have commented….insightful comments as well. I agree that Gunner is the “good” one.

    Lastly, Anya…I nearly fell off the couch when I heard her ridiculous comments. Really, I don’t know how the people being judged didn’t just roll their eyes and tell her to STFU.

  14. 14
    Valleygirl
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    Aw I like Gunnar from the beginning. The beginning! My poor bby. :(

    On a happier note, go Dmitry! It’s about time.

  15. 15
    itchy itchy
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 1:13 am

    On the “this is my bathing suit” photo, the lines of Kors’ orange makeup mask are clearly visible. Hee! I think he’s been punking us all along.

    Blorpheus must have been insufferable in design school. This latest flower pleat reminded me of my eye-in-mouth avatar. And if they don’t cut him this week, I’m going to bring that avatar back.

    You’ve been warned.

  16. 16
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 1:19 am

    I was sorry to see Gunnar go too. But I don’t think he’s all that sad about it.

    He’s a 22 yr boy that learned to sew from his grandmama. Not even 100% sure yet if he wants to do clothes. And he just did Fashion Week!

    Not to mention went on a reality show and reflected good on his home training. You can look at his mom and tell she’s so proud she’s about to bust a gusset.

    He told an interview a while back he wasn’t sure what he wanted to do yet. But he did want to be 22. Which he hasn’t had much time to do. Getting ready for Project Runway. I can’t remember the exact quote. Just that it was more sensible than anything I said when I was 22!

    Since he left he’s been back in his little village. Doing hair. And using his Facebook to fill up all his slots.

  17. 17
    Jason
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 5:46 am

    Tim Gunn’s advice is basically rubbish. He’s just there to up the big gay quotient, not that it needs much upping.

    Oh, and Chris should have gone home. His clothes are heinous and he’s a wretched little whiny thing. One of these days fat, Indian-Guyanian “pakoda” Ven should sit on his face and cut the cheese.

  18. 18
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 7:47 am

    Tell us how you really feel, Jason.

    Oh, and don’t bad mouth my brother.

  19. 19
    Christy
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 7:49 am

    Love these recaps – you had big shoes to fill, but are doing great!

    Re: Christopher’s family – did anyone else think it got a weird edit? We really didn’t see them much, but every time we heard his mom open her mouth she sounded like she was critiquing him or making snide comments. I got the vibe that he wasn’t overly happy that she was there and perhaps she’s not the most supportive mom ever. I think it threw him off this challenge.

    Regardless – Dmitry is the best ever! I’m so glad the judges finally liked one of his amazing outfits. He should have already won so many times. “One way monkey” is a common phrase in my house now, too.

  20. 20
    NotaNJHousewife
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 9:09 am

    These judges seemed almost to deliberately withhold praise from Dimitri up to now. There were a couple of times when the win was between him and another designer, but they never even gave him so much as a “we loved your design too” as they sent him off stage. He’s so cute too, him and his nose. And I liked the shot of Elena smiling when he walked into the room after the win.

    I was was not liking Anya until she disagreed with Mondo about Dimitri’s design. As for Mondo- most of his clothes were loud, which I liked, but I don’t think he was able to appreciate the subtlety of Dimitri’s use of pattern.

    Was the print on Heidi’s dress supposed to be hair? Like chest hair? It was disturbing.

  21. 21
    itchy itchy
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 9:40 am

    Mondo’s whole schtick was mismatching patterns in order to make clown costumes no one in their right mind would ever wear. Even he wouldn’t wear his crappy clothes anymore — and that’s saying something.

  22. 22
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 9:52 am

    @NotaNJHousewife No it was supposed to give us false hopes that she’d just come from the Honey Bubu set. Rolling in oxide mud as a guest star.

  23. 23
    juddfan
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    I was wondering about the pattern on Heidi’s dress as well . . . it did look like fur, or tree bark!

    Jason, and timgunssister, HAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

  24. 24
    TalldrinkofH2O
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    I HATE how you can only vote for Fan Favorite if you have a Twitter account. I REFUSE to open a Twitter account to do that.
    So, Elena is only the fan favorite amongst those who have a Twitter account, not amongst all viewers in general.

  25. 25
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 2:20 am

    Heidi’s side-eye at Ven combined with her little whistle was my everything. It’s good to know that beneath those butt ugly clothes, she’s still the fierce bitch she’s always been.

    I’m actually sad that Gunnar went home, and kind of can’t believe that I wanted to burn him in a fire at the beginning of the season.

    And I’m so happy that Dmitry finally finally won something. Maybe the judges will start recognizing his brilliance now.

    I wonder if Ven can actually make anything besides his pleats though. If you think about it, any time he has diverged from that technique, the outcome has been total shit. He made that amish skirt and then that period disaster thing.
    This week’s episode should be hilarious. He’ll probably make something boring lol.

  26. 26
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 10:52 am

    @Jason – blasphemer!!!

  27. 27
    Ssarrrrah
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    I *think* the ugly lipstick on most of the female contestants this season is a L’Oreal thing. The only one who seems like she might choose those ugly colors is… Well, none of them. My guess is that since most women don’t wear bright lipstick anymore, L’Oreal is trying out a marketing ploy to bring it back with weekly one-hour lipstick commercials. I think they gave each contestant two colors: bright red and bubblegum pink. The women, except Alicia, are wearing the free lipstick on camera. The men gave it to their moms or friends. Fabio ate his.

    Go Dimitry.

  28. 28
    Ssarrrrah
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    I *think* the ugly lipstick on the female contestants this season is a L’Oreal thing. The only one who seems like she might choose those ugly colors is… well, I was going to say Elena, but no, none of them. Notice how they choose a dark or nude “lip” on their models. “Lip” LOL! Anyway, if they see vamp or nude as chic for the competition, why would they WEAR the clown colors???

    My guess is that since most women out in TV land don’t wear bright lipstick anymore, L’Oreal is trying out a marketing ploy to bring it back in style with weekly 1.5 hour lipstick commercials disguised as a reality fashion design contest. It looks like they gave each contestant two colors: bright red and bubblegum pink. The women, except Alicia, are wearing the free lipstick on camera. The men gave it to their moms or friends. Fabio probably ate his.

    Go Dimitry. He is irresistible. I didn’t see it at first, but it crept up on me and now I’m smitten.

  29. 29
    Ssarrrrah
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    I *think* the ugly lipstick on the female contestants this season is a L’Oreal thing. The only one who seems like she might choose those ugly colors is… well, I was going to say Elena, but no, none of them. Notice how they choose a dark or nude “lip” on their models. “Lip” LOL! Anyway, if they see vamp or nude as chic for the competition, why would they WEAR the clown colors???

    My guess is that since most women out in TV land don’t wear bright lipstick anymore, L’Oreal is trying out a marketing ploy to bring it back in style with weekly 1.5 hour lipstick commercials disguised as a reality fashion design contest. It looks like they gave each contestant two colors: bright red and bubblegum pink. The women, except Alicia, are wearing the free lipstick on camera. The men gave it to their moms or friends. Fabio probably ate his.

    Go Dimitry. He is irresistible. I didn’t see it at first, but it crept up on me and now I’m smitten.

  30. 30
    kloewent
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 1:26 am

    Maybe they should make Hedi wear the winning outfit everyday, it would have to be an improvement on her current wardrobe!!! I know MC is orange, but even he must see she is dressed hidiously, and Nina must be busting a gut laughing at her horrible clothes. Who the hell is dressing the poor thing???

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