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Tuesday, September 4, 2012
6:00 am
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Hair and makeup? Fastfoward while pondering wtf garbage can Unibrow went through to find this outfit:
When you shop in dumpsters, probably don’t dig through the ones outside asylums
The final fitting is not a happy time and Tara is freaking. It is apparent that Dmitry is friends with and supportive of her as he laments not having any time to help her out. Skunk kind of stands around and gawks at her panic. Then Sonjia falls apart when her model is totally unable to get into the dress. She is collapsed on the table sobbing and Elena is already by her side wrenching the aneorexic model into a dress that won’t close in the back. Elena may have been a megabitch during the team challenge, but she is being very sweet today. Skunk maintains his voyeur position.
Skunkward Scissormouth enjoys the defeat of his enemies
I would consider this all the normal workroom histrionics except it looks like Tim comes in and calls time while Elena is completely still sewing the zipper closed and Sonjia has taken a pair of scissors to the hem. Tara too has a half-nude model and they run out with basically negative ten seconds to spare. Tim notices Sonjia’s lack of composure and works his Tim Gunn magic to calm her and it is both sweet and heartbreaking seeing her so vulnerable.
Tim Gunn will hunt down and destroy whatever has hurt you
Runway time! Heidi comes out in another furry piece of shit strapless dress. This one is in red and was found on Jessica Rabbit’s cast-off rack.
“I like the way it makes my armpits itch!”
The guest judge this week is (appropriately!?!) the President of Lord & Taylor. I’m not really sure what this title means as most large companies have a number of “President” roles and we are not told anything more detailed. Maybe she is the president of the makeup counter on Tuesdays.
“My executive assistant is a bottle of Windex!”
Unibrow – His dress is flattering and wearable. Also dull as dishwater. The only hint of design is the back reverse halter straps. Also his interminable exposed zipper. I think commenters have already pointed out that this design detail is overused and certainly he is a constant offender. Previous remarks aside, I find his look totally unremarkable. His dumpster flower garland is more interesting to look at.
Tara – Her dress is different and architectural, which I love, but pretty impractical with it’s backlessness and side-boob potential.
Skunk – He has boring dress #2 with a black lacy mini. He is so proud of this dress he already envisions it in the L&T window, but I’m wishing he had stuck with the matador theme and given us some much-needed crazy.
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WHY in the WORLD is Dreads still there!! She has lucked out in every challenge, I don’t get it her clothes are fug! Maybe there us a mens wear challenge soon and they want to keep her around ?
The only dresses that I would buy ( that would actually look good on me- not show every roll ) would be skunk or christopher. I think they have the grasp for what women actually look like
Suggestions for future challenges:
-Any color but black
-Leave the fabric alone and stop pleating/distressing it
-NOT commercial. High-fashion, avant garde, wow stuff. Remember that?
This episode was more obvious than most that (as Tim Gunn or maybe Heidi admitted in a televised interview) the producers “help” pick the top three (although the winner is up to the judges). Whaaaaa?
Great recap and have a fun trip, ya lucky heiffa!!
Dimitry was robbed!
Skunk’s heart grew another inch.
Elena made something I could finally see being worn without having to be an extra on a Mad Max movie.
Christopher’s model was a large part of the success of that dress.
Dreads does smile, doesn’t she?
OMG!! Your screen shot of Unibrow and his pee stain – priceless!! And gross. I’m sure that I’m not alone in not having seen that during the actual show. Guess he never heard the ole maxim of “Shake twice.”
I, too, am tired of all the BLACK. UGH and Ven’s dress was totally fug – no woman wants a black tumor mass on her chest.
Well, I for one really didn’t care for Christopher’s dress. A t-shirt and a skirt look? Really? No inventiveness, no creativeness and no, he didn’t make up that technique.
If some of these folks don’t start stepping out of their comfort zone, we are in for a very boring season.
And what do the judges have against Dmitry? He better start getting some love soon.
@MrsMiaWallace I’ve been LMAO reading your recaps! But this was the best 1 yet. Specially since this episode was so boring. If their “script was showing” last week, it’s near about hit the floor now.
I think they figured keeping Blorph was like giving the producers a week of immunity. Since everybody in the world was going to watch. To see Blorph act ugly. So they could just phone this 1 in. Since they had their ratings locked down.
Which made it the ideal time to pay for their L&T $ they got!
They said they’ve seen Skunk’s there already. How’d they miss the rest of them? They’ve all been on that same rack since aunties were 1st discovered back in dinosaur times.
I still thought Unibrow’s had a really cool back, and I like the exposed zipper . . . but then, the more hooker-ish it looks, the more I like it . . . hee . . .
I still hated the torn edges on Christopher’s. I guess I see the point of eleana’s, but still wish the bodice was more fitted. Sonji’s had a weird dated look, me no likey peplum.
I was glad no one left. I will truly barf if Blorph does one more rose motif.
Have a great vaca Mrs. Mia!!!
It was kind of funny how Heidi and Kors admonished Christopher for distressing the fabric again but haven’t said much to Ven about his origami pleating (hellooo, one-way monkey)! I did like Christopher’s, having the right model helped a ton and the styling was great too. This was a boring challenge though, bring on the crazy!!!
I also noticed Christopher’s model being such a plus for him a few challenges ago; she is lovely. Which leads me to also believe that part of the reason they all meet Hiedi first for her useless “hello”, and to not hear about the new challenge, is so that they can work out the model situation. Since another designer has left, there are too many models and it is a challenge for them too. I think it was last season or the season before where we saw them do the model picking and eliminating, etc., but I guess no one was interested in showing it on tv again.
Would a fancy pantsuit not have worked–were they told skirts or dresses only?
@Shana, that is a great question. I love loose, flowing slacks. So flattering and sexy. But I was thinking cocktail dress, which traditionally are short and flirty.
How about color?? Agree with the get-rid-of-boring-black team.
I do wonder if the reason Dmitry got shafted this episode was because Ms.LT president felt his dress was too reminiscent of Korto’s :
http://www.lordandtaylor.com/eng/CMS/PRDress_Dress.cfm?tag=CPC&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=lord%20and%20taylor%20project%20runway&utm_campaign=General%20-%20Project%20Runway&gclid=CNyYw4nynLICFUJx4Aod-1UAnA
I like his better, but maybe they felt they needed something to better balance out the collection as a whole, and counted it against him for not seeing/acting on it. Or maybe it would have cost more to reproduce commercially than the other top looks?
I also liked Chris’s and thought the choice to make a gown was smart of him.
One weight monkey’s was fugly, and it really did look like the eye of Sauron, lol. I know Nina prefers babies, but I’m still hoping he bores her soon and she has him for lunch.
Thanks for the link, Bubbles. Nice to see all the looks. A bit dull all around, for some of the crazy ones like Mondo and Seth. Eleana could have done something with a shrug like SA, but then I’m glad she’s not just a one trick monkey. Chris March’s looks fug. Can’t wait to see how they sell . . .
Oh, and Nina would be burping for the rest of the season if she downed some Blorph! But think of all the children it would spare!
That link really was great! I must say I thought Mondo’s look was boring, too, until I saw the dress close up…the detailing was exquisite and the back super interesting…like Mondo
Either Christopher’s model has baggie breasts, or his design makes it appear so. The designers need to learn that foundation garments are our friends.
Unibrow’s ugly zipper was sewn at a slightly drunken angle.
I agree there needs to be less black. I have to go to a party on Sunday, and the invitation specified dressy, but NO BLACK. The hosts want us to be cheerful.
I didn’t like Christopher’s dress. At all. And I agree that Dmitry was robbed! I couldn’t believe that Sonjii’s dress was too small for the anorexic model. And speaking of models, most of them this year look like they’re wearing heels for the first time when they come down that runway. I keep waiting for one of them to topple over.
Oh my gawd – I lurve Chris March’s dress!