Recap: Project Runway – When Accessory Walls Attack

Recaps

By MrsMiaWallace | Tuesday, September 4, 2012 | 6:00 am | 18 Comments
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Elena – her dress comes down with front detailing and the babydoll halter and I think the shape is decent (shockingly not a shoulder pad in sight), however the fabric looks like trashbag material and cheap as well. I guess that’s how you get all the detailing in under the budget!

Christopher – his dress is the long-awaited gown and it is beautiful. I would definitely own this dress, although it is more classic and understated than an actual showstopper. It basically in a tee shirt blouse (with his ever-present shredding technique) and a long sweeping black skirt. I really love the pale pink of the blouse, several people have had great output with that color this season. I have to point out that Chris is lucky to have the cutest little pixie waif of a model. She definitely draws my eye in each challenge.

Dreads – her dress is another trashbag creation that she tried to make with some masculine touches. I like the collar as something different but the tucking and pleating is a little sloppy.

Sonjia – Her dress looks great for all the fear and last minute panic. She has a fun little silhouette and peplum details- very wearable but also memorable. I’m sure the finish is atrocious since she was hacking at the hem seconds before the run way but Tim Gunn was right, surprise surprise.

Blorpheus – His dress is boring form a distance and hackneyed from close up. Her swirling black vortex of pleat is not flattering or fresh at this point. He is of course confident that he will at least be safe if not top three.

Dmitry – His dress is hands down my favorite. Based on the comments last week I am not alone. The color was different and the architecture and lines were stunning. Flattering, slimming, sleek, wearable and completely in keeping with the other 9 designs in the collection. Bravo you beautiful martini-veined bastard!

Blorpheus, Sonjia and Dmitry are in the safety zone and I feel a small cry of outrage at Dmitry being passed up yet again. It is great news for Sonjia of course who still has tear stained cheeks.

First discussed is Unibrow who is a top scorer – which was not inherently obvious – they loved the simplicity and back detail although he was slightly criticized by Kors for the exo-zipper as a poor design, but not as a one way monkey, which is the case.

Please put your hands over the pee stain in your diaper pants, thanks

Christopher is in the top as well and his look is universally loved. Kors is on him like orange on orange though for his third time around using shredding. Heidi points out this is a good note for Chris to take for future challenges.

Or she is blocking out the self-tanner fumes

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18 Comments

  1. 1
    blueberryPancake
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 6:20 am

    WHY in the WORLD is Dreads still there!! She has lucked out in every challenge, I don’t get it her clothes are fug! Maybe there us a mens wear challenge soon and they want to keep her around ?

    The only dresses that I would buy ( that would actually look good on me- not show every roll ) would be skunk or christopher. I think they have the grasp for what women actually look like

  2. 2
    Escapee
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 6:25 am

    Suggestions for future challenges:

    -Any color but black
    -Leave the fabric alone and stop pleating/distressing it
    -NOT commercial. High-fashion, avant garde, wow stuff. Remember that?

    This episode was more obvious than most that (as Tim Gunn or maybe Heidi admitted in a televised interview) the producers “help” pick the top three (although the winner is up to the judges). Whaaaaa?

  3. 3
    LAC LAC
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 7:05 am

    Great recap and have a fun trip, ya lucky heiffa!!

    Dimitry was robbed!
    Skunk’s heart grew another inch.
    Elena made something I could finally see being worn without having to be an extra on a Mad Max movie.
    Christopher’s model was a large part of the success of that dress.
    Dreads does smile, doesn’t she?

  4. 4
    TalldrinkofH2O
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 7:15 am

    OMG!! Your screen shot of Unibrow and his pee stain – priceless!! And gross. I’m sure that I’m not alone in not having seen that during the actual show. Guess he never heard the ole maxim of “Shake twice.”

  5. 5
    cherryred
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 7:26 am

    I, too, am tired of all the BLACK. UGH and Ven’s dress was totally fug – no woman wants a black tumor mass on her chest.

  6. 6
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 8:15 am

    Well, I for one really didn’t care for Christopher’s dress. A t-shirt and a skirt look? Really? No inventiveness, no creativeness and no, he didn’t make up that technique.

    If some of these folks don’t start stepping out of their comfort zone, we are in for a very boring season.

    And what do the judges have against Dmitry? He better start getting some love soon.

  7. 7
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 9:06 am

    @MrsMiaWallace I’ve been LMAO reading your recaps! But this was the best 1 yet. Specially since this episode was so boring. If their “script was showing” last week, it’s near about hit the floor now.

    I think they figured keeping Blorph was like giving the producers a week of immunity. Since everybody in the world was going to watch. To see Blorph act ugly. So they could just phone this 1 in. Since they had their ratings locked down.

    Which made it the ideal time to pay for their L&T $ they got!

    They said they’ve seen Skunk’s there already. How’d they miss the rest of them? They’ve all been on that same rack since aunties were 1st discovered back in dinosaur times.

  8. 8
    juddfan
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 10:58 am

    I still thought Unibrow’s had a really cool back, and I like the exposed zipper . . . but then, the more hooker-ish it looks, the more I like it . . . hee . . .

    I still hated the torn edges on Christopher’s. I guess I see the point of eleana’s, but still wish the bodice was more fitted. Sonji’s had a weird dated look, me no likey peplum.

    I was glad no one left. I will truly barf if Blorph does one more rose motif.

    Have a great vaca Mrs. Mia!!!

  9. 9
    Yanksfan24
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 11:16 am

    It was kind of funny how Heidi and Kors admonished Christopher for distressing the fabric again but haven’t said much to Ven about his origami pleating (hellooo, one-way monkey)! I did like Christopher’s, having the right model helped a ton and the styling was great too. This was a boring challenge though, bring on the crazy!!!

  10. 10
    Shana
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    I also noticed Christopher’s model being such a plus for him a few challenges ago; she is lovely. Which leads me to also believe that part of the reason they all meet Hiedi first for her useless “hello”, and to not hear about the new challenge, is so that they can work out the model situation. Since another designer has left, there are too many models and it is a challenge for them too. I think it was last season or the season before where we saw them do the model picking and eliminating, etc., but I guess no one was interested in showing it on tv again.

  11. 11
    Shana
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    Would a fancy pantsuit not have worked–were they told skirts or dresses only?

  12. 12
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    @Shana, that is a great question. I love loose, flowing slacks. So flattering and sexy. But I was thinking cocktail dress, which traditionally are short and flirty.

    How about color?? Agree with the get-rid-of-boring-black team.

  13. 13
    bubblesballentine
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    I do wonder if the reason Dmitry got shafted this episode was because Ms.LT president felt his dress was too reminiscent of Korto’s :

    http://www.lordandtaylor.com/eng/CMS/PRDress_Dress.cfm?tag=CPC&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=lord%20and%20taylor%20project%20runway&utm_campaign=General%20-%20Project%20Runway&gclid=CNyYw4nynLICFUJx4Aod-1UAnA

    I like his better, but maybe they felt they needed something to better balance out the collection as a whole, and counted it against him for not seeing/acting on it. Or maybe it would have cost more to reproduce commercially than the other top looks?

    I also liked Chris’s and thought the choice to make a gown was smart of him.

    One weight monkey’s was fugly, and it really did look like the eye of Sauron, lol. I know Nina prefers babies, but I’m still hoping he bores her soon and she has him for lunch.

  14. 14
    juddfan
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    Thanks for the link, Bubbles. Nice to see all the looks. A bit dull all around, for some of the crazy ones like Mondo and Seth. Eleana could have done something with a shrug like SA, but then I’m glad she’s not just a one trick monkey. Chris March’s looks fug. Can’t wait to see how they sell . . .

    Oh, and Nina would be burping for the rest of the season if she downed some Blorph! But think of all the children it would spare!

  15. 15
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    That link really was great! I must say I thought Mondo’s look was boring, too, until I saw the dress close up…the detailing was exquisite and the back super interesting…like Mondo :-)

  16. 16
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 6:14 pm

    Either Christopher’s model has baggie breasts, or his design makes it appear so. The designers need to learn that foundation garments are our friends.

    Unibrow’s ugly zipper was sewn at a slightly drunken angle.

    I agree there needs to be less black. I have to go to a party on Sunday, and the invitation specified dressy, but NO BLACK. The hosts want us to be cheerful.

  17. 17
    lindaw205
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 6:59 am

    I didn’t like Christopher’s dress. At all. And I agree that Dmitry was robbed! I couldn’t believe that Sonjii’s dress was too small for the anorexic model. And speaking of models, most of them this year look like they’re wearing heels for the first time when they come down that runway. I keep waiting for one of them to topple over.

  18. 18
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 9:19 am

    Oh my gawd – I lurve Chris March’s dress!

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