Karent starts to talk about Ana and the mysterious texting, but before she gets remotely detailed or even asks him if he, however innocently, texted another woman, she furiously launches into another monologue about how secure she is in their relationship. Whatever. Rodolpho, showing some serious sense and instincts for self-preservation, cuts her off and tells her that he’s done with this discussion and any like it in the future. He tells her that the next time any of “those snakes” start shit like that again, Karent should just walk away immediately.
“Do me a favor, get off Facebook, too. As a matter of fact, you should probably just avoid the internet and public events all together. I don’t want my baby getting upset by the Greater Metropolitan Area of Miami, all of whose residents are clearly out to get me with baseless and untrue accusations.”
In the design district at a gallery very similar to the one so lampooned by the EOC girls on this week’s episode of “Gallery Girls” (crossover?? Crossover pleeeeeeze???), Adriana talks with her business partner about who to invite to an opening or a gala or something. She makes it clear to the guy that she wants people who are going to buy some art, not people who are going to just stop by and pretend to look interested for the free booze. A.K.A. me and my friends. Partner agrees that they should sell things and the meeting is over. We get a brief interview about how Adriana went to the Sorbonne and is very passionate about art. She knows that the Sorbonne is not an art school and that saying she went there does means she could have studied, like, science, right? I mean, I know she didn’t, but I’m curious if she understands where she went to school. Anyway, that was boring – onto Lisa!
Lisa heads out to her pool and is soon joined by her housekeeper, Daysy who brings her a vodka redbull. The ladies giggle and gab about how Lisa’s a princess and how excited Daysy is for her impending lipo. Lisa interviews that she and her husband have promised Daysy liposuction (which is a really, REALLY awkward gift to present someone with, I’d imagine), but Daysy still has to lose a significant amount of weight before the surgery can go through. Is anyone else thinking that if Daysy loses any more weight she’s not gonna need the surgery? I thought people got lipo in lieu of losing weight.
“I’m done with the fucking weights you twiggy bitch, so stick a tube up my ass and start sucking till I have a waist!”
But Daysy’s a nicer person than I am, so she just smiles and compliments Lisa some more. Is anyone else getting a serious Eve Harrington vibe from Daysy? The way she looks at Lisa is straight hungry. Though that could just be the exercise talking.