Recap: RHOM – Is everyone friends or something?


The next day everyone heads to a healing hole – that is what happens, I’m not giving it a smart-mouthed nickname.  I guess that resolves things – at least it might give Joanna’s undercarriage some much-needed attention.

Uuuuh, and that’s it, Gasmii.  Weird.  When people behave well, there’s not much to recap, I guess.  Oh, well.  Season finale is next week, so I’m sure that’ll be juicy.  I can’t say that I minded seeing some behavior that didn’t make me embarrassed to be a woman.  Also, it’s nice to see what kind of head gear will be available to me as a woman of a certain age.

 Looking forward to it!

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Alejandra lives in Los Angeles and is an actor/writer/producer of opinions.  She loves the beach, but never goes, and hates reality stars, but follows them religiously.  In addition to TVGasm, you can read her writing at the online magazine DigN2It, or various fanfiction websites if you're industrious enough to find her.  If you're not industrious at all, a bottle of fine wine will always be an acceptable bribe.

9 Comments

  1. 1
    Smango
    Posted December 16, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    Great recap of a not very entertaining episode! What’s up with already bring time for the finale??? The last season of RHONJ was three years long, and we only get three months of these people? Sad.

  2. 2
    Stacey
    Posted December 16, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    OMG great recap! You had me laughing my ass off! When Lea looked at the camera and described how she would bring Roy down she said word for word that Adrienne did to Paul! She is enough of a bitch that I don’t think it’s a coincidence. And I agree with you about a romantic night LOL

  3. 3
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 16, 2012 at 3:56 pm

    Yay the recap is up!

    I’ve only just begun to read it, but I must say that Lea Black is pure scum-of-the-earth evil. She exists to feed on other people’s pain. Gah she makes me so SICK. I already disliked her, but after reading Marysol’s (and her true friends’) blogs, it sealed the deal.

    Off to read more!

  4. 4
    Holyterror
    Posted December 16, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Wish Brandi wass there to tell Lea to STFU when she was SCREAMING. Glad to say, I know NO ONE who does that shit.

  5. 5
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 16, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    @Holyterror : Aahhhh, I would SO pay to see a Brandi versus Lea match. My money’s on Brandi…Lisa has a big mouth but with nothing likely to back it up.

  6. 6
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 16, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    Dammit!! “Lea”, not Lisa. Ugh.

  7. 7
    emerthorne
    Posted December 16, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    Did anyone see Elsa hitting on Consuelo on WWHL? I love her!

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted December 17, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    Emerthorne, no missed that but will go find it to watch. She is great.

    I am not sure who the biggest shit stirrer is Lea, Joanna or Lisa.

    Where is Ana’s apology from Karent accusing her of texting Rodolfo? What a farking bitch. Can’t wait for the reunion to see how she will spin her way out of this mess.

    Does Joanna have the ability to look different? Every picture I see of her it is the exact same face/pose. Our girl Tyra would not be pleased with her portfolio.

  9. 9
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 17, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    labowner: It’s gotta be Lea, don’t you think? Although I nominate Karent, as well, because of the Joe Francis debacle. Recall her asking the wildly inappropriate question and then running to tell Joanna like a little bitch?

    Oh, and no, Joanna does not have a variety of looks, unless “hoochie” can be something besides hoochie lol.

    I adore Ana. WTF is she even DOING on this show, anyway?

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