Joanna scoffs that that was pretty unclassy of Adriana, but if Romain wants to date someone else, he can – there are men lining up for Joanna around the block. Romain giggles that he’s used to men hitting on her, but it’s not that common for women to hit on him. Laugh it up, Romain, because it looks like your lady wants to cut your balls off. Your behavior is very unclassy.
Speaking of unclassy and broken English, let’s visit Adriana! She’s at the home of Elger Aragundi, a Latin American photographer who’s going to contribute a piece featuring Adriana to Arteamericas, a Latin American Art Fair. Apparently, according to Adriana, in order to be invited to contribute to this particular art fair, the artist must be well-known. Or they must promise to deliver the boobs of someone well-known. Enter Adriana! She gushes about how exciting it is to be a MUSE for once. She’s been involved with all parts of the art process before, but she’s never been a MUSE. We get it, Girl. You’re excited for attention. No one thought otherwise.
The shoot starts off swimmingly enough – sexy shots of a beautiful woman, but then Elger Aragundi asks her if she noticed that all of his subjects are topless. Wink wink, nudge nudge, pull’em out, turn around, RAW HIDE! Adriana chooses this particular moment to be modest, claiming that she’s a business woman, a mother and… I don’t know, someone else that doesn’t put out without pouting a little bit. She’s certainly not a woman who drapes herself all over someone else’s boyfriend in the underbelly of a nightclub, THAT’S for sure. Frederic “I’d Rather Be Tangoing” Marq is there to support her, and fully encourages her. I’m pretty sure any day he gets to see Adriana’s boobs is a good day, so he’s all, “You’re son is older, he won’t mind – why don’t you just show them to me for practice and I can stick my face in between them and it’ll be great!”
Cha cha cha!
Adriana claims that she’s totally nervous, but after saying to Frederic there’s no way she’s going topless, she totally goes topless. Then, while she’s shooting (like a pro, btw), she interviews that the whole thing was very awkward. I gotta say, that’s a little hard for me to believe watching her jump into the pool with all the modesty of a drunk co-ed on Mardi Gras. Shut up, Adriana. The shoot ends successfully, and it looks like we’ll get to see the finished product later in the episode. Though, you could probably google “Fake Boobs” and get a pretty good idea.
Somewhere else expensive and well-maintained, Karent and her Mom, Lucero sit outside with some wine to discuss poor Karent’s biological clock. Apparently Lucero’s not too sweet on Rodolpho, not only because he and Karent broke up for six months (bored), but because he ain’t too interested in marriage. And Karent’s no spring chicken. She’s hittin’ the botox pretty hard these days, if you know what I mean. She ain’t competing in the Junior Miss anymore, if you catch my drift. Those aren’t just smile lines anymore if you shine my apple.
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