So yeah, Karent wants to get married before menopause, but, she tearfully interviews, it’s not the right time. Whoa. I think Rodolpho might be a vampire, Folks, cause the lady, methinks she’s been glamored. Just sayin’, it was the right time two weeks ago. Lucero looks like she wants to say more, but just says she doesn’t like seeing Karent upset.
I can’t really tell the difference between “upset” and “fakehappy,” but I’m not the girl’s mother.
So, since we’ve had so much fun looking at Adriana’s boobs and watching Karent weep, let’s head over to Lenny and Lisa’s to talk about babies! Or the complete lackthereof. This episode’s been kind of a downer, if you nudge my wink. Lisa brings Lenny a mug of something we know not what, and they have a sit down in their horrific, horrific living room. Seriously, it’s New Money Baroque at its worst. And also, the more I look at Lenny (especially now that I know he’s 45), the less attractive he becomes. I find it difficult to sexily imagine a man if they have more filler in their face than their wife has in her butt.
But enough insults, let’s talk babies. Apparently not only have Lisa and Lenny been trying to have a baby for three years, Lisa’s also had three miscarriages. Ugh, so roughL Lenny’s frustrated, too, and explains that at his age, now’s the time for children – he’s not getting any younger (sure not stopping him from trying, though). Lisa point blank asks him if he blames her, and he doesn’t, but he’s not very enthusiastic about convincing her, and Lisa NEEDS convincing. She gently explains to him that he needs to be more sensitive to the fact that while he’s frustrated that there’s no baby, having a baby and losing it is a little more traumatic than wanting a baby and it just never showing up. He agrees to be more sensitive, and the two resolve to head back to the doctor for another go. I hesitate to make jokes here not because of the sensitive material, but because I really like Lisa, Gasmii! It’s weird, and wrong and I kind of hate myself, but she doesn’t suck as hard as someone with her clear drawbacks should! Yeah she looks like a series of giant blisters from her cheeks to her ass, and yeah she has a really creepy relationship with her maid, but she’s not an asshole. And that’s saying a lot when it comes to a housewife.
Keep on truckin’, Lisa. I’m cheering on you and your uterus.
Elsewhere, at Arteamericanas, Adriana and Frederic(ha cha cha) scope out her portrait and… it’s not nude! Adriana feigns relief, and I say feigned because if she was so concerned about a topless photo being out in the world, I feel like she should be equally concerned about an entire scene of her cavorting around like a Playboy Bunny airing on national television. Because that happened.