Recap RHOM: Myntcident Aftermath

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   kthxbai
   Posted October 6, 2012 at 5:33 pm

   @Alejandra OMG I didn’t realize it till you said so, but they really did not say Carlos Cruz-Diez’s name 1 time!

   Which I guess answers my question from the mini cap. Which was how the hell did Bravo get him to be on Real Housewives.

   Now I bet he was counting on people not knowing his face.
   And thinking nobody that recognized his art on the wall would be watching RHOM.

   ¡So we learn that even 900 yr old great artists make that kind of mistake!

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   kthxbai
   Posted October 6, 2012 at 6:55 pm

   I guess like you’ve got your soft spot for Lisa I’ve got 1 for Adriana. But it’s partly connected to me not liking Lea. If anybody missed last season. When Adriana was married and just had her baby she found out her husband had another wife. When the other wife called looking for him. And when Adriana said oh I’m Sra Fulano can I take a msg the other wife goes hold up. I’M Sra Fulano!

   Adriana went to pieces. And ended up sleeping in an art gallery with her baby and $0. But her bad luck wasn’t over.

   Because the person that rescued her was Lea! And like we saw last week (Free Freda) Lea’s 1 of those people that thinks she should get the Nobel prize any time she does anything that’s common decency. And loves to rub the person’s face in it forever. Which is how come we know this story in the 1st place.

   Because it was Lea that told it on tv. Like 6 episodes before Adriana told any of it. As if she had a choice by then. At least Adriana got Lea to pay for her son’s school though.

   To me Karent grabbing ahold of Carlos Cruz-Diez like that was trashier than any skankdance Adriana could ever think of.

   But at least Adriana came out of with this super annoying meme of “she beated me to the Tweet.” That we had to hear 900 times in just 1 hour. And that she’ll probably end up selling to T Mobile or something.

   So people might step on her. But she’ll get up with a pair of shoes in her hand.

   You can’t tell how pretty she is. Because she sucks so bad at finding her light. Plus she’s going through her awkward stage. Like Heidi Klum. That everybody hits sooner or later. When your days of getting carded are so over. But you’re also nowhere close to old. You just have to change how you put your makeup on. And quit jumping in pools with so many of your clothes off.

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   Holyterror
   Posted October 7, 2012 at 12:51 am

   I’m loving this show, but I gotta say — I really can’t tell the blondes on this show apart. It always takes me a few beats to figure out which one is which. They’re all pretty intolerable and insecure.

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   Holyterror
   Posted October 7, 2012 at 1:15 am

   The whole Elaine-thing is just a bore. Wrap it up already.

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   NotAlway'sPerfekt
   Posted October 7, 2012 at 6:14 am

   ” I just dropped my remote, but I can’t find it for all the bullshit that’s filling up my apartment watching this nonsense.” ROTFLMAO! Excellent recap!

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   Polk8dot
   Posted October 7, 2012 at 8:06 am

   Leah is the biggest, nastiest snake in the grass, and the company she keeps (i.e. her BEST FRIEND ‘Elaine’ is so trashy, hateful, and filled with jealousy it’s just NOT FUN to watch them at all).
   They are both the type of person who just HAS TO pick on someone else, snicker about someone else, put in her nasty digs and intentional backhanded complements. If they have nobody to pick on at a moment, they will manufacture a slight, a transgression, that the person accused of it would never in a million years even think might become an issue. You are right that drag queens are generally funny and fun to watch. I think every woman has a drag queen inside her, but in most of us it has been suppressed thru years of careful repetitive avoidance and denial. In short, both of these witches suck, they are gross and loooooove holding to grudges, real or perceived, and nobody needs friends or even acquaintances. And Leah, with her superior attitude and dripping condescnesion for everybody else, is just horrid. She’s a nobody who sold her soul by voting ‘not guilty’ at the trial her husband ran, cause otherwise how else would he ever even give her a time of day? I’m convinced, looking at her and listening to her fucking pronouncements that she probably railroaded the rest of the jurors at that trial until they agreed with her. (There was no way that this disgusting rapist should have ever gone free!). I would be very grateful is someone found out and shared what this bitch did in life before becoming Mrs. Black.

   I am totally with Adriana on her disdain for Karen_wTf ‘s behavior. That bitch clearly had NO CLUE who she was talking to, whose picture she took, or how rare it was for him to allow it. She must have know from Ad’s kissing of his ass so much, and her comments about permission to post it on Twitter, that it was some HUGE deal to have his pic and be allowed to disseminate it. So when Ad was still profusely thanking the guy, Karen_wTf very slily and underhandedly sent the tweet out, just to BE THE FIRST though she could not care less about him and his art. She is so obviously a fame whore, an attention grabbing loser who is trying to make herself into a celebrity by showing up to red carpet events that have nothing to do with her, just to be photographed. She is as delusional about her own star power as Leah is, but at least Leah seems to be – at times – doing the shit intentionally purely for shits and giggles. This bitch is shoving her face and cleavage in front of any camera she can find, and seriously thinking that people give a rat’s ass about her. I already can’t stand her, and hope both her and Leah are dropped next season.
   Was very pleasantly surprised by Alexia and Ana’s reaction to ‘Elaine’s’ agenda and their standing up for an absend friend. Lisa on the other hand turned the ‘they do not like you’ speech into a high school level popular-girls-lunch-table conference with just as much intelligence and bad mouthing as there’d be had they really been that age.

   Joanna is a poor, mean alcoholic, who lets her inner skank and hateful shrew come out to play when she’s wasted. That stops being cute or funny after about 3 minutes. I somehow soooo want to like her, but there is something, like a pre-congition of disaster hanging above her that just makes her pitiful and makes me want to slap the smirk off Marta’s face. This loser sucks half the oxygen and all the joy out of Joanna’s life.

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   sasha
   Posted October 7, 2012 at 10:07 am

   this show sucks! it is the worst of the real housewives shows, love rhonj though

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   realhousewivesfan
   Posted October 7, 2012 at 4:59 pm

   This show is getting good and Technically it’s a new installment with practically a full new cast, and actually being filmed as a house wives show, its only episode 4 and so much has been happening! Unlike NYC and New Jersey these seasons. It has themes and several storylines, much better flow! can’t wait till mid season when the fireworks start to ignite.

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   NotAlway'sPerfekt
   Posted October 8, 2012 at 7:25 am

   For me, at this point anyways, this seasons drama seems way overly-forced (more so than usual anyways). Also, Karent (ugh, who spells it that way?!) looks much older to me than what she claims to be. Maybe it’s just too much filler, botox, etc., but she looks weird to me. Lisa, I like so far but she is pretty plastic. Wonder what she looked like before she married Lenny the Boob Dr? I like Ana too but think the relationship with her estranged husband is a bit creepy. The way they talk in front of their daughters and vice versa makes me uncomfortable. Lea, her voice is like nails on the chalkboard to me so me no likey. Joanna is too pretty for her own good and her sister needs to “get a hobby” and a life of her own. Marysol, completely bored with her and her Mama. Alexia, should have forgone this season altogether, IMO. The men…well, none of them are my cup of tea but to each their own.

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    cloudsinmycoffee
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 8:02 am

    Let’s begin with Karent’s left slope eye and the fact that when she smiles her upper lip disappears and makes her look like Fireman Bill. She annoys me to no fucking end. The way she talks and interacts with the others would have driven me fuck nuts by now. The whole bouncy hiyeeeeeeeeeee thing wears itself out. And Adriana, honey, relax. I like you, but you’re acting like Picasso painted your ass and your visage is hanging in the Louvre.
    Lea, dear hell, can you be any cattier? Her dismissal of Adriana’s portrait with the “Sold!?! Did you buy it!?” to Adriana was so foul. I almost died. The fact that she went to this art show to cut her friend down was amazing. And Adriana being the idiot that she is did not even defend herself, she just stood there like a grinning twit.
    Lisa needs a hug and a bottle of water in place of whatever she’s on. I feel for her with the fertility problems, but did anyone else get the vibe that her husband reeeeeally did not want to discuss this in front of cameras?
    James/Elaine, go fuck yourself. You’re a waste of screen time and obviously just want to be in on the cattiness with Lea the wonder bitch. Go drown yourself at a MAC station.
    Alexia, kudooz to you mama, you walked away from bullshit and made it clear why you did it. Heart. You.
    Ana, I cheer that you defended your friend, but you’re toeing the line where it’s becoming he said/she said shit. Listen to Marysol and let it lie.
    Marysol, stop with the plastic surgery, you’re beginning to look like your freakish mother.
    Joanna, you annoy the hell out of me. And so does your mooch sister. Fuck you Marta, go get a job while you’re “in between gigs”. Romain may not be the best man, but if I had to date your whiny, useless ass perhaps I wouldn’t be either.

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    classy drunk
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 8:53 am

    Karent should have let Adriana tweet the picture first. That was clearly her idol and it meant alot for her to meet Mr. Ruiz. Karent mimimalized the event for Adriana by taking a picture with the man and tweeting the picture. It would have been nicer had she gotten Adriana to send her the picture and after Adriana tweeted the picture to her followers Karent then tweeted and said so happy for Adriana to have met her idol. But these women are bitches so they would never do something nice like that.

    Where’s Elsa?!?!!?

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    KJN
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 9:28 am

    @cloudsinmycoffee I almost just spit out MY coffee. Fire Marshall Bill! “Let me tell you something!” Yes, she looks just like him with that creepy ass smile.

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    kthxbai
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 10:08 am

    @NotAlway’sPerfekt I think she was prettier before she got any operations. There’s a lot of her Playboy model pics you can see. Going by the name Lisa McKay. Maybe some of her pageant 1s from even before that. So her quote line last week made me ROFL.

    Shoot me if I am at a club at the age of 40

    But then I’m suspicious of how long a lot of people have been 1 age or another.

    That reminds me. I’ve also got a suspcious comment about Joanna I forgot the other day. About the Romain and the dancer story. We didn’t get any scenes of her with the person that called her.

    Who’d call anybody at 4 AM to say that? Wouldn’t even your BFF wait till morning. So they could see how you were doing 1st. And decide how best to bring it up?

    Unless maybe you had a BFF working at the club. That you’d told to call you no matter what time. But how stupid would Romain be to hire her friends? To work where he’d be hooking up with people.

    The only other things I could think of:

    Is she paying somebody to watch him? And call her at 4 AM or whenever?

    Or did she just make it up to see what he’d say?

    If it’s either 1 of those, she needs to get help. And bounce. Because either he’s a fuckwaffle or deserves somebody that doesn’t think he is.

    (Which wouldn’t be me. Even if I was single and liked him. Since I’ve had suspicions about him and Marta from the get go)

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    NotAlway'sPerfekt
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 10:22 am

    Eureka! Thanks Clouds! Perfect description of KaKaKaKarenT – Fireman Bill! LOL!!!

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    labowner
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 11:34 am

    Perfection description of Karent Clouds. She is another example of having too much work done. How old is she that she claims she is so much younger than Ana? Any follow up on the Lindsay Lohan driving Karent’s car crash?

    I love how Joanna is all “I haven’t danced in 2 years, but here I am in heels to learn the steps.” Marta needs to be kicked to the curb. What an annoying loser. Joanna you are not helping.

    Oh and Alexia’s son is being investigated for punching a homeless man in the nuts.

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    labowner
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 11:37 am

    Leah you defended a drunker murderer and now you want to play coy about Marysol? What a farking bitch.

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    kthxbai
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    @labowner The only reason they’re investigating him is because he videoed it and put it up on youtube or somewhere.

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    labowner
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Still not right kthxbai.

    Speaking of Joanna. This person’s phone doesn’t have a camera to show proof of Romain’s cheating?

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    labowner
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Now we know why Joanna is so paranoid. She cheated on her boyfriend to be with Romain. They both suck.

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    kthxbai
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    @labowner Yikes! I should have said that way politer than I did. I apologize. I mean he’s messed up in the head 2 times. 1 time for even doing it in the 1st place. And again for thinking it was something so cool he’d go put it on the internet.

    Re Joanna I didn’t think of that! But yeah. Most people would want the person to point their phone over there. Unless it was something they were already so sure was happening they didn’t need a pic!

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    kthxbai
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    @labowner Oh and then after it came out he went back on line. And posted that it was funny.

    Then for the family reaction here’s a quote from his step father: it just looks like kids playing. It’s not really violent

    When what they ought to be investigating is which way’s the closest mental hospital that takes emergency minors. And if there are other kids in that house. Because this happened a couple of days ago. And I read the step father quote right before I made my 1st comment. That came out like I was snarking on the kid for being stupid. Which I don’t even think. I think he’s got a bad sickness. But I was too mad about step father to be making any comments at all about it.

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    labowner
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    Kthx maybe he should punch his step-dad in the nuts and see how he feels. Do that to your friends, not strangers. But hey, he gives them $5 or weed so it’s all good. I wonder if this is him acting out since mom focused all her time on the brother when he got hurt.

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    fancyface
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    Anyone remember Alexia’s ‘lesser people’ remark regarding her magazine readership? I love me some Alexia but now that her kid is running around punching homeless people…it kinda adds a different spin on her to me. Maybe lesser people don’t deserve respect in that family.

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    NotAlway'sPerfekt
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    Is this the same son that Alexia was trying to help get into modeling?

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    kthxbai
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    @NotAlway’sPerfekt yes the other 1 was in a bad car wreck. Look at #22 by @labowner

    @labowner I wonder if I can make a Tell @labowner I didn’t think of that Firefox addon.

    You might be right. It might’ve brought it to the fore front. I think the sickness would have to be there already though. Even if it was just lying in wait. At least that’s a more hopeful view than what’s got me so wound up. Thinking of how we don’t know what all else he might’ve done to who. That he didn’t upload. With that kind of home training about “having fun.”

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    labowner
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    You are so right Kthx god only knows what trouble he has weaseled out of because of who his parents are. Pretty shitty way to act out. I don’t recall him being a tough guy in an in your face way. I thought he was shy, but it’s always the quiet ones no one suspects.

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    kthxbai
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    @labowner OK This is getting spooky now. I’ll say it anyway though. Since I haven’t made my Firefox addon yet. Or even better just got you to move next door and help me with the grocery list.
    I didn’t think of that.

    I meant that even the parents don’t know about. Specially Alexis. In fact since this afternoon I’ve wondered if she even knew either 1 of them was like that.

    Or if their ideas about “having fun” was their step father and son special thing they shared just between the 2 of them.

    Because you’re right. She’s shallow as a soap dish. But she doesn’t come across as a mom that would be ok with 1 of her kids having the sickness of liking to hurt people.

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    kthxbai
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 7:40 pm

    @fancyface Sorry I just now saw yours. I wasn’t even connecting it back to that at all! (I just don’t want to say “I didn’t think of that” again for the next hour or 2)

    I was including her being a snob when I called her “shallow as a soap dish.” But I was thinking of the regular air head new $ kind they have on reality shows all the time. Not the dangerous 1s you’re talking about.

    I sure hope you’re wrong.

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    Catherine
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/10/dui-millionaire-john-goodman-prison-ankle-bracelet-mirror#comments

    I don’t know if anyone already posted this, but I just saw this article on radar online and put 2+2 together. This is the guy leas husband is representing.