Revenge Recap: Coming to a COLLUSION

Is Revenge getting desperate? “Collusion”?

Maybe “Delusion” would be a better title?

We wake up in bed with Emily having some sort of fever dream – she’s having sex with Aiden, but then he’s Daniel! OMG, you guys! She’s conflicted! But is she really – because she loves Aiden?

But now she wakes up to an empty bed – not buying it.

I hate when I can’t remember who f’d me

Victoria and Conrad are breakfasting – as they do. Victoria informs Connie that his rival Jason Prosser is buying Stonehenge – er, Stonehaven. Charlotte waltzes in (after her bday dis). And then Ashley comes in to announce Conrad’s political agenda.

Those flower arrangements are there every morning? Wow!

On gosh – you guys, Ashley was the most interesting part of this scene.

Emily FINALLY finds her boyfriend – on the beach – as one does. They proceed to make out – ON THE BEACH IN FRONT OF EVERYONE – INCLUDING VICTORIA’S BALCONY. Whatever, I get it, the writers are lazy!

BTW – Aiden hopes his sister is still alive, but Miss Initiative holds all the cards.

Padma’s back. And she’s with Nolan on a bed – full clothed. OH! Nothing to see here, they’re just buying some property and testing the fully dressed bed??? I can’t.

However, Padma is definitely getting a conscience and is now vulnerable.

Now comes the big twist of the night – Daniel takes Emily to California! On a jet – cause he’s rich. And he can do that. To buy Stonehenge. Or Stoneyland.  Or STONEWALL. (Thanks, Barack!)  

Emily would be there

It’s cool – just for business, even though he packed all her clothes and bought her new clothes. Romantic? Stalker? You decide!

Oh, and these two showed up…(can you see where this is going?)

Helen shows up in her f’ing limo to let her hair down and find Aiden. This lady, right? She proceeds to tell Aiden that she knows he was behind the “abduction” AND she still has his sister.  Video to follow…

He has 24 hours to kill Victoria. Oh shit, you guys – here we go!

Conrad is now sitting with Faux and Jack in the front room with special guest star Ashley!  Faux confesses that Matt is the one that shot Daddy Ryan. She’s crying. WHERE ARE YOUR FAUX BALLS, FAUXMANDA???

I mean – fo real

Emily and Daniel meet with our AMC alumni – she tells them she’s not sure they can buy the company b/c of Jason Prosser. **** You guys – I refuse to cover Jason Prosser. He was a pointless way to get Victoria involved sexually and I do not like it!!!*** Anyway Daniel wins it (DUH!)