Revenge Recap: Mommy Issues

Revenge

By Foggywood | Wednesday, October 3, 2012 | 10:10 am | 6 Comments
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7) Conrad


You’ll get yours!  Unless you pay everyone off – again…

Wow, has Conrad fully transformed into Lizard Man or what? What a sleazoid. Did he really have his daughter falsely sent back to rehab to screw her out of her inheritance or is there more to that? Does he have an idea about Victoria? Is he boinking Ashley? Is he mourning Lydia? (More on her later)

I wish I could put him lower on the list, but he is still pulling the strings. Money talks. Sigh.

8) Daniel/Jack


Put down the drink!  Think of the abs!


Get out of bed!  Think of the abs!

These bozos need to get a clue and snap out of it.

They are both being led around by their (ahem) noses by these two wannabes (Ashley and Amanda) and have sunk into their respective holes since Emily bailed. They are boozin’ and losin’.

OK, boys, she’s back. Wrestle shirtless or something.Make yourself useful.

9) Declan


Aww, he’s a sweet kid – I guess

He’s baaaack! You guys, what is it about him? Is it the fact he purposely tries to lower his voice 2 octaves while speaking? Is it the occasional weird accent? The hair? I dunno. He bugs.

BUT he tried to help his sad ass brother this week and save the bar. That counts for something, right? So he lands at #9.

10) Amanda (AKA Fauxmanda)


No, that boat is NOT named after you, lady!

Oh dear. This one.

Didn’t she used to be kind of spunky and cool? Maybe I made that up. The 7 months pregnant, while wearing jean booty shorts is not the look. Nor is her pouty “I’m just a girl in trouble” act.

BUT she is most definitely running some kind of scam in relation to Takeda and the pregnancy, so let’s hope she can jump back up the list by jumping back into the action. My suggestion is to re-establish her allegiance to Emily.

Oh, and buy Nolan a sweater or something. You don’t want to be on his bad side.

11) Ashley


Smile while you can, my pretty…

She looked cute and it was kind of funny watching her dole out orders to the new assistant. And she’s right – “boss-some” sucks. 


However, you are not the lady of the house, sweetie. And knowing that Victoria will be crushing your aspirations once again made you look a little sad. Again. You got the man though! The drunk man. Good luck with that.

12) Takeda


Psych!


This guy is much more Kung Fu, yes?

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    laura
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 11:38 am

    You failed to mention Nolan’s kick ass abs….. After seeing those, I could care less which way he liked his bread buttered

  2. 2
    Andrea
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    Charlotte’s doctor gave me the creeps…at first, I thought maybe they were hooking up. But since they aren’t, I can’t believe she was okay with the way he followed her around 24/7.

    Conrad’s hint about Ashley cheating was certainly ominous….would be a bit too skeevy to be having sex with dad & son though, wouldn’t it?

  3. 3
    plockeness monster
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 9:39 am

    Somehow, over the summer, I forgot how freaking AWESOME this show is!!!!!!

    My 2 fav parts:
    - When Nolan asked Emily if they were going to get some revenge.
    - At the memorial, when a random voice says about Ashley, “Who is that?” and Ashley tells her minion to check the speakers b/c she doesn’t want to deal with any feedback. LOL!

  4. 4
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    Plock, mine was when Emily told Jack that she was going to be the babys godmother…I was like “Oh no she didn’t!!” His face was priceless!!

    Ok, if the dog figured out that Em is Amanda, when the eff is Jack going to figure this out…

    I really did like Daniel and Em together…
    Yay for Nolan finally getting that haircut!!

    ps, anyone know what happened to S-Natch?

  5. 5
    ellemenop
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    i enjoyed the character-by-character analysis. can’t wait until sunday’s episode.

    i don’t dislike declan, although i think possibly if his character were different, i might … by which i mostly mean that i don’t like his face — something about it bugs me (so does the hair), but i think the character itself is okay and redeems him.

    i really don’t expect (or care) that lydia will be back; it doesn’t seem like there’d really be much of a purpose for that. and she was kind of bland.

    is it just me, or did WHM get some rogaine treatment between seasons? his hair seems much fuller.

  6. 6
    Moli Moli
    Posted October 6, 2012 at 8:39 am

    So happy this is back and the Victoria’s reveal was so subtle

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