Aiden and Daniel meet, just in time for Ashley to arrive and announce that someone has inquired about David Clarke’s tenure with Grayson Global. Aiden takes note and calls Emily to tell her someone is digging for info on Daddy.
Padma arrives at Grayson and is questioned by Daniel. She tells him she is investigating his investment in NolCorp. She is full on glasses off, hair down at this point. Padma has done a full “She’s All That” transformation!

Padma or Rachel Leigh Cook? You decide!
Later, the threesome (!) of Aiden, Daniel Ashley are giggling over drinks when Daniel excuses himself to the bathroom (to do drugs, right?). Aiden takes the opportunity to fake question Ash about Emily and tell her he plans on making a move on her. He loves promiscuous, cheating women! Just another rogue with an accent – nothing to see here.
Aiden calls Emily to tell her that Padma has been snooping around and she immediately calls Nolan – who is attempting a romantic breakfast on the beach with high tide approaching. Nolan is bumming, but says nothing to Padma. Oh Nols…

Aw, and he looks so dashing too!
Sad Poor People
At the Stowaway, things are as YAWN! as ever. The bar is broken. Mold? Bugs? Babies? Something is definitely wrong with the bar. They need money to fix the bar. They need money to pay off the guy Declan (have to admit to laughing when Declan admitted “my judgement has been off”. Ya think?) robbed who secretly framed him – but whatever! Skeevy Kenny says let him buy into the bar and he will take care of everything! And they do.
The problem with all of this is no one really cares about the Stowaway, right? So this should continue until Skeevy Kenny is found dead on the sunken ship, right? Cross your fingers!
Krazy Kara, Fauxmanda, Evolving Ems, and Carl (!?)
Did anyone sense the foreshadowing when Nolan thought Jack was saying that his (Jack’s) mother was back in town? Will we have to add another mother to add to the roster? Would be interesting to meet the woman responsible for Jack and Declan – maybe? She is a new grandmother after all to a healthy grandson named (as previously mentioned) Carl (!).
Miracle of soap opera miracles, both baby and mother are in amazing shape. Grandma Kara has arrived on the scene just in time to babysit, but Emily has other plans. Because of her recent memory of nearly being drowned by her mother and the fact that Kara doesn’t recognize who her daughter truly is, Emily decides that Amanda must send the woman away – which we will get to.

“And next you’re going to have to break up with my mom who’s your fake mom, K?”
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I completely agree about the name Carl. Hopefully, it has some sentiment behind it. If not, wtf were they thinking???
The reason Jack and Faux named the baby Carl is because that was his dads name…
I feel bad for Nolan, he finally found someone that he likes, and she is a shady bitch!
Buggs – Thanks for the name explanation!
I am still holding out that Padma is good…
i did know the story behind carl, but it just makes me think of my old boss .. who was like two years older than i was (i was 23) and an EVP … and it cracks me up ….
now padma is becoming more like the actress’s rebecca (greek) character. that’s the girl i’m used to. haha.
your caption about the tin foil cracked me up!
I still think Padma might be good although the whole character does not make a lot of sense.
The whole remove glasses and take down hair and wow she is hot is my freaking life story. I had glasses in high school and dressed modestly and I was invisible. Get contacts and wear low cut shirts and the guys are all over it. Go figure.
WTF did Jennifer Jason Leigh do to her face?! That is the real mystery this season…
Enrique- maybe she got plastic surgery?? But she looked the same in Weeds.
Dear Faux,
You are one of the few genuinely good people on the show and you manage to do it without being totally boring, unlike Jack and Declan who are poor, honest, noble and yawn worthy. You have anger management issues, admittedly but you only actually killed Frank and hot though he may have been, we’ve kind of forgotten him by now. You are loyal and loving and forgiving. You have a child by the man you love and although he would bore the heck out of me, you want him and he’s ready to give it another try. I think it is time to buy yourself a nice red shirt and prepare to buy the farm. I know you love real Amanda, but don’t make her a guardian to Carl. I’m sure she would do her best, but that would probably consist of putting him in a snuggy, making certain she has bottles and diapers at hand and taking him along on her revenge missions. By the time he was six, Carl WOULD know six different ways to incapacitate someone and at least three ways to kill them, plus being able to bring down entire families with ease, however this might hinder his popularity on the playground, or not depending on how well Aunt Emily teaches him to dissemble. You’ve been fun. I’ll miss you.
I think a 6 year old that could do that would be awesome. Reminds me of my son. He is revenging at a 5th grade level and he is only in Kindergarten. I am so proud.
April – LOL!