Revenge Recap: UNION!

She proceeds to bust into Conrad’s office (compare this scene to Jack’s – HAHA!), shows him the video, and guess what? She gets the m’f’in bar back. BOOM! Conrad says “So it has been you all along” which could be bad news for her down the road, but she got the job done! Thank God someone in that family has some balls.

Conrad immediately gets on the phone with Ryan Bro #2 and tells him to meet him at the harbor – the plans have change. BTW – what the F happened to Skeevy #1? Poor guy.

You should have never brought you’re brother to town, Skeevy Kenny!

Aiden/Ems update! They are now at the cematary fighting – again. “Don’t leave me!” He leaves her. OK.

“In how many different locations are we going to have this same conversation?”

Conrad is at the Stowaway signing the papers. Fauxmanda gives him a “Come at me bro!” look on his way out. Juvie will do that to a girl!

Queen V arrives at Daniel’s office with the incriminating documents. “The Initiative’s evil! Evil, I say!” Miss Initiative 2012-2013 is watching from her limo of doom. Uh-oh.

Beach wedding time! Do you Jack take er… Fauxmanda as your (un)lawfully wedded faux-wife? You do?!? No, it was actually very sweet. Even the beach glass looked pretty!

With this pipe cleaner I thee wed…

And Nolan wore a jacket made of upholstery! I would love to see him and Adele arm in arm –  

That’s jacket’s gotta be heavy for a summer wedding

Is floral brocade really a thing right now?

Emily had a case of the sads of course. She had her dress rehearsal for this day 20 some odd years ago and now…Sammy the Wonder Dog is gone. That would have destroyed me too. Oh and Dad too. And ok…I guess the whole Jack marrying someone else kinda sucked too.

When the hell did this happen?

But then, the most hilarious thing happened. Aiden appeared above the wedding party, on a bluff, wearing a white linen shirt that was blowing in the wind! She smiled at him, he stared at her, and then he disappeared. What in the name of Harlequin romance nonsense was THAT?!? Oh Lord. Someone must have been watching General Hospital circa 1984. Loved it.

He did dress for the occasion – up on a rock

Conrad meets RyBro #2. Sorry dude, the deal is off. RyBro #2 does not find this acceptable and his crazy mind starts a-spinnin’! I think we can all see where this is going.