Post-wedding Emily realizes she hasn’t talked to her 3rd potential boyfriend/love of her life today so she decides to give Daniel a call. Daniel is having a rough day. He is going through the Initiative papers and sees the implications. He makes the rather rational decision of breaking things off with her. He tells her this isn’t the right time. No shit, Sherlock.
The newly betrothed couple climb aboard the SS Amanda and sail off, leaving their newborn infant with DECLAN and CHARLOTTE. I believe the caps say it all.
Miss Initiative 2012-2013 arrives at Grayson Manor to confront Vic. Oh God, any chance they’ll end up in a knockdown/drag out like this:
If it’s good enough for Joan Collins…
it is good enough for Madeline Stowe.
Helen demands the evidence from Victoria. If not Daniel will be kidnapped and never heard from again. Oh that old story. C’mon Helen, that’s getting a little old. Victoria tells her the evidence is in the pool house. Vic goes to the safe, but Helen stops her. She wants to open it, but when she does there is nothing in there. Vic actually does have a gun-a-blazin’ this time!
“Nobody goes into my safe without permission!”
Helen basically dares her to shoot…and she does! Aw hell! Thank you Victoria! I knew I loved you for a reason. Another woman gettin the damn thing done!
Vicky got her groove back!
Vic gets on the phone and tells Daniel to get back home ASAP. He walks in to find the body, as does Conrad soon after. Awww, it’s like the family is back together – in treachery! MWA-HA-HA-HA!!!
Aiden joins Ems on the beach during her impromptu campfire (?). He recommits to her and it is sweet and all, but c’mon dude. Get it together and don’t let it happen again. You’ve been warned!
Declan can’t find the baby’s pacifier (which bodes well for the rest of his babysitting duties) so he decides to call Jack on the boat. The call goes through on the CB (or whatever it is), but right then the wire is clipped! Mutiny! Or something! RyBro #2 aboard! Mayday! Or something!!!
I’ll miss you most of all…MWA-HA-HA-HA!
What did you guys think? Were you as stoked as I was that THINGS HAPPENED? As they should on a weekly show? The wedding! The Initiative! The boat! I felt like someone grabbed ahold of these plots and said “ok, people – let’s take care of these things. These have been going on waaaay too long!” Thank you kind sir or madame.
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