Revolution, Episode 3 RECAP No Quarter or Dime or Nickel

Cut to a Rebel, who looks suspiciously like David Schwimmer in a moustache, on his knees, held at gunpoint by the dude who played Jacob on Lost. “Jacob” has loaded 1 bullet in the chamber and spins it, and repeatedly pulls the trigger, each time the chamber is empty. He laments that bullets are precious and he doesn’t WANT to waste this bullet, but he will… unless, Ross gives up the Rebel position. Finally, Ross tells Jacob that Chandler and Joey are back at the Olive Garden. Jacob thanks him.

When I said “I’ll be there for you,”  I was kidding

Then shoots him. You’re welcome.

Backing in Boresville…

In Dannyland, Neville is reading Lee Iacocca’s book whilst relaxing at the Militia Camp. There is a NMD (Nameless Militia Dude), let’s call him The Gooch, messing with Danny.

They call me: The Gooch

Offering him water, but then dumping it out before he hands it to Danny. Apparently, in the confrontation with Ben, Danny shot The Gooch’s friend. And Danny is like “Well, your friend shot my dad.” And The Gooch taunts Danny by telling him – it probably wasn’t a big loss. Dems fightin’ words, Gooch!! Danny rats The Gooch out to Neville. Neville instructs The Gooch to get Princess Danny some water.

Back at the Olive Garden things aren’t looking good. Miles wants to cut out because the Militia is going to be coming for the rebels. Nora doesn’t want to leave, she wants to help the people who are injured. They need to move everyone before the Miliita gets there. Miles tells her they don’t have time, but Charlie interjects that Miles said that they NEED her to get Danny back. And if they NEED her they should give her the time she needs to take care of business. Charlie is willing to give her that time… and Miles can do whatever he wants. Yeah, yeah, yeah, until Miles takes off and then Charlie goes wandering after him. Call her bluff, Miles, call her bluff!! Aw, crap, he doesn’t call her bluff. He’s like “Ok. I’ll stay.”

Oh look Aaron and Dr. Mom have, by chance, and a 25 year old Rand McNally paper map, found Grace’s farmhouse. Dr. Mom crabs “The woman who can turn the power back on lives HERE?”

Put on the kettle Grace, we’re here!!

Aaron admits “It is a little lowkey.” They go to the door and knock and the door is not locked.

Yooo Hooo…anybody home?

They call Grace’s name. Dr, Mom keeps Aaron from just barreling into the house but they enter cautiously. A split second later they are in the attic where Grace had her computer. The place is a wreck.

I just found a cat skeleton, somebody call Hoarders