Revolution, Episode 3 RECAP No Quarter or Dime or Nickel


She must have made Randall angry. Very angry. Aaron finds the computer parts and marvels “The last time I saw this…I was happy and so, so rich! Why would someone build a computer if they didn’t have power?”

Dr. Mom goes all “Long Island Medium” on Aaron saying “Something BAD happened here.” Thanks Captain Obvious. “What if whoever did this comes back?”

Ready for some drama? Aaron says “I saw we risk it! This person had power and getting it back it the most important thing! As god is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again!” Ok, I added the last part…but he could have said it. And I’ll bet he is hungry.

I ordered a glass of white zinfandel, like, 15 years ago.  I’m still waiting.

At the Olive Garden Charlie, with all of her experience as an army medic, on the front lines, is tending the injured rebels. At the bar, Miles implies that Nora is in love with Nick. Nora says “Can you boil everything down to getting laid?” (Um, well he IS a man…) Miles agrees, that yes, he can boil everything down to getting laid. Nora informs Miles that “NIck is a Catholic Priest.”

“So you aren’t his type.” Miles retorts.
Nora says “I am here for a guy, but it’s not Nicholas.”

 We use the same attack formaton as General Custer

And their leader is Jacob 

The Militia continues to develop their plan, the Militia attacks. As Nick gives last rites, Charlie is stunned by the sight of the wounded and dead.

Hello?  Is it me you’re looking for?

Miles asks who the best shot is and they sent LIonel Richie to the roof with the power rifle that Nora stole.

Hard to keep your feet on the ground. ‘Cause when we like to party. We only want to get down.

Lionel picks off the Militia soldiers one by one. Jacob takes cover and tries to formulate a plan.

What say you there, fuzzy-britches? Feel like talking?

Inside the Olive Garden, Miles begins to dig a tunnel to “Shawshank” their asses out of the the Olive Garden.

Hand me that rock hammer…

Jacob and his nameless #2 marvel at how much ammo the rebels have- they have to run out eventually. Jacob orders #2 to send in another man… to his death. #2 says ok and stands up to send in another man…and #2 promptly gets shot. DOH!

15 years in, you’d think the duck tape supply would be depleted

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5 Comments

  1. 1
    Lauren
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 12:04 am

    Lol at the Ghost Hunters thing. I don’t watch that show, but the resemblance was uncanny.

    This show sucks, your recaps are way better. Too bad my boyfriend keeps making me watch it.

    The only thing I enjoyed this week was Danny’s chok out on Gooch (love the nickname). All other bad acting you gster need to go, but Danny can stay.

  2. 2
    ChaCha
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    Gooch is the actor who played one of the pilots in the now defunct Pan Am.

  3. 3
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted October 6, 2012 at 12:07 am

    Gooch had an ass for a face, and was such a baby to beat up on a restrained and defenseless kid. Watching him get choked out was so satisfying.

    I’m going to need some answers pretty soon, because I’m reaching a point with this show where I’m kind of ambivalent on everything and everyone.
    I want the Google guy to be rich again because I like him and expect Miles to live forever because of course he’s immortal, but that’s about it. The rest of them could fall into a hole in the Earth, ending the show forever, and I’m not quite sure that I would care.

  4. 4
    Moli Moli
    Posted October 6, 2012 at 8:40 am

    Miles didn’t get on my nerves this week…progress.

  5. 5
    Posted October 6, 2012 at 11:29 am

    ChaCha thanks! He looked familiar but I couldn’t place him.

    This show is so confusing and lame. I stopped paying attention to everything but the power stuff.Charlie and all them wandering in the woods with their bad acting, eh. But aaron and the doc starting to figure out the power stuff, that interests me.

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