Miles yells “Do NOT, EVER, disrespect your Dad!”
The Militia comes in and, here is a twist- there is a sword fight. That almost never happens every 5 minutes on this show. Jacob recognizes Miles, and Miles takes Jacob hostage. Miles says they will “Trade the CO’s life for ours.”
Jacob refers to Miles as “Miles,” and Nick is confused “Who is Miles?” He though Miles was Abe Froman Sausage King of Chicago. Charlie demands to know how Miles knows Jacob.
Jacob explains that Miles is “Commanding General Miles Matheson, Founding Father of the Republic. Second only to Sebastian Monroe.” Ohhhh, so that explains Miles’s business card:

Charlie is like “What the What!?!?!”
Nick says to Nora “I oughta slit your throat! You brough Miles Matheson here on PURPOSE?!?!!” My Priest says that kind of stuff all the time too.
Those strings really look secure…
We learn that Jacob’s name is really Jeremy, so I guess I have to start calling him THAT now. Jeremy says to Miles “Monroe is done negotiating with traitors!” So Miles does what any good negotiator would do… he punches him out.

Charlie asks Miles “Monroe? You know him? I deserve an explanation! You were in charge of the WHOLE Militia? You killed fathers and sons?”
Miles is like “Yepppppp!” But goes on to explain, the Militia cannot be stopped because they are mine. They are brutal, smart and vicious… because of Miles. Ben was right. When the Militia comes, you don’t fight, you run.
Back on the farm, Aaron is sifting through computer parts, trying to make sense of it all. Dr. M was downstairs watching Dr. Phil and has come up to check on Aaron.
I swear this thing is from The Tori Spelling Collection
In his frustration, he holds up the amulet and says “What IS this thing?!!?” and then he proceeds to throw stuff around and Dr. Mom is like… yeah, I’ll be downstairs.
More Militia (I guess the called for back-up on the walkie talkies) start breaking in on the rebels. Miles, Nick & Nora debate plans of action, and decide, if Jeremy lets the rest of the rebels go, Miles will turn himself in, and Jeremy can take him into custody. Jeremy wants the rifle as well, and Miles says ok.
Charlie is worried about finding Danny. Miles tells her “You can’t find him if you are dead.” Miles is led away by Jeremy and the Militia.
Olive Garden Flash Mob
Charlie worries “They will kill him.”
Nick replies “He is a war criminal.”
The Gooch, once again, has some alone time with Danny. Danny is doubled over having an asthma attack.
Hang on, I’m faking an asthma attack
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Lol at the Ghost Hunters thing. I don’t watch that show, but the resemblance was uncanny.
This show sucks, your recaps are way better. Too bad my boyfriend keeps making me watch it.
The only thing I enjoyed this week was Danny’s chok out on Gooch (love the nickname). All other bad acting you gster need to go, but Danny can stay.
Gooch is the actor who played one of the pilots in the now defunct Pan Am.
Gooch had an ass for a face, and was such a baby to beat up on a restrained and defenseless kid. Watching him get choked out was so satisfying.
I’m going to need some answers pretty soon, because I’m reaching a point with this show where I’m kind of ambivalent on everything and everyone.
I want the Google guy to be rich again because I like him and expect Miles to live forever because of course he’s immortal, but that’s about it. The rest of them could fall into a hole in the Earth, ending the show forever, and I’m not quite sure that I would care.
Miles didn’t get on my nerves this week…progress.
ChaCha thanks! He looked familiar but I couldn’t place him.
This show is so confusing and lame. I stopped paying attention to everything but the power stuff.Charlie and all them wandering in the woods with their bad acting, eh. But aaron and the doc starting to figure out the power stuff, that interests me.