Revolution, Episode 3 RECAP No Quarter or Dime or Nickel


It turns out the the beat-ee is Jeremy. He thanks Miles for coming to his rescue and Miles and Monroe help him to his feet.

I finally got off that f*cking island and Jason Hawes kicks my ass

Back to now- Miles says “Tell me I’m a monster and garbage!”

Yeah, I know, I’m an animal

 Charlie replies “I’m not going to say that- I don’t think that.”
“You don’t understand.” Miles replies
Charlie says “Obviously there is a part of you that still gives a crap.”
Miles retorts “You are wrong.” He hasn’t crapped in weeks.

My last gig was in a movie about sparkling vampires… can you cut me some slack?

Down on the farm, Aaron asks Dr. Mom if she wants to hear something funny. Of course she does. The Aaron tells her a story that is the exact opposite of funny. “Everyday a kid named Billy Underwood beat me up. He gave me wedgies. He was ‘the Mozart’ of wedgies. I swore things would get better and they did. I had 300 employees, 4 homes and a wife who didn’t care about any of it. Then the punchline came- The Blackout. When the world went back to being a giant school yard full of Billy Underwoods and I am again, week and afraid.”

On cue,the amulet lights up!

Suddenly, Aaron and Dr. Mom hear music. Marvin Gaye- I heard it through the grapevine, to be exact, coming from the Discman on the desk.

Welcome to 1990

Dr. Mom quickly grabs her iphone and it powers up and she, briefly, sees a picture of her kids.

Those two definitely have different baby daddies

Seconds later the power goes off. Dr. Mom says – How?

Aaron responds, “I don’t know.”

Was Nora’s baby daddy Miles?
Will Aaron ever be Billy Underwood’s Facebook Friend?
Will any of these people ever bathe?
Did the Ghost Hunters find any evidence of paranormal activity?
When did Monroe stop being such a nancypants?
What happened to make Miles turn rebel?

Until next week, kids…
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5 Comments

  1. 1
    Lauren
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 12:04 am

    Lol at the Ghost Hunters thing. I don’t watch that show, but the resemblance was uncanny.

    This show sucks, your recaps are way better. Too bad my boyfriend keeps making me watch it.

    The only thing I enjoyed this week was Danny’s chok out on Gooch (love the nickname). All other bad acting you gster need to go, but Danny can stay.

  2. 2
    ChaCha
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    Gooch is the actor who played one of the pilots in the now defunct Pan Am.

  3. 3
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted October 6, 2012 at 12:07 am

    Gooch had an ass for a face, and was such a baby to beat up on a restrained and defenseless kid. Watching him get choked out was so satisfying.

    I’m going to need some answers pretty soon, because I’m reaching a point with this show where I’m kind of ambivalent on everything and everyone.
    I want the Google guy to be rich again because I like him and expect Miles to live forever because of course he’s immortal, but that’s about it. The rest of them could fall into a hole in the Earth, ending the show forever, and I’m not quite sure that I would care.

  4. 4
    Moli Moli
    Posted October 6, 2012 at 8:40 am

    Miles didn’t get on my nerves this week…progress.

  5. 5
    Posted October 6, 2012 at 11:29 am

    ChaCha thanks! He looked familiar but I couldn’t place him.

    This show is so confusing and lame. I stopped paying attention to everything but the power stuff.Charlie and all them wandering in the woods with their bad acting, eh. But aaron and the doc starting to figure out the power stuff, that interests me.

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