It turns out the the beat-ee is Jeremy. He thanks Miles for coming to his rescue and Miles and Monroe help him to his feet.
I finally got off that f*cking island and Jason Hawes kicks my ass
Back to now- Miles says “Tell me I’m a monster and garbage!”
Yeah, I know, I’m an animal
Charlie replies “I’m not going to say that- I don’t think that.”
“You don’t understand.” Miles replies
Charlie says “Obviously there is a part of you that still gives a crap.”
Miles retorts “You are wrong.” He hasn’t crapped in weeks.
My last gig was in a movie about sparkling vampires… can you cut me some slack?
Down on the farm, Aaron asks Dr. Mom if she wants to hear something funny. Of course she does. The Aaron tells her a story that is the exact opposite of funny. “Everyday a kid named Billy Underwood beat me up. He gave me wedgies. He was ‘the Mozart’ of wedgies. I swore things would get better and they did. I had 300 employees, 4 homes and a wife who didn’t care about any of it. Then the punchline came- The Blackout. When the world went back to being a giant school yard full of Billy Underwoods and I am again, week and afraid.”
On cue,the amulet lights up!
Suddenly, Aaron and Dr. Mom hear music. Marvin Gaye- I heard it through the grapevine, to be exact, coming from the Discman on the desk.
Welcome to 1990
Dr. Mom quickly grabs her iphone and it powers up and she, briefly, sees a picture of her kids.
Those two definitely have different baby daddies
Seconds later the power goes off. Dr. Mom says – How?
Aaron responds, “I don’t know.”
Was Nora’s baby daddy Miles?
Will Aaron ever be Billy Underwood’s Facebook Friend?
Will any of these people ever bathe?
Did the Ghost Hunters find any evidence of paranormal activity?
When did Monroe stop being such a nancypants?
What happened to make Miles turn rebel?
Until next week, kids…
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