Revolution Episode Recap: Welcome to Soul Train with Don Cornelius

Miles takes Charlie aside and tells her “The uncle you knew- he’s not dead. I just can’t BE him right now. I have to kill Monroe. I have to walk to Philadelphia and kill my best friend.”

Charlie responds “Moping won’t get Danny back.” She asks Aaron if he’s in… Sure, his chub rub has healed so he’s up for a stroll to Philly. Pat’s or Gino’s??? Nora? Is she in or is she going to try to blow up Danny again. (PLEASE try to blow up Danny again…) Nora promises she will not try to blow up Danny. Damn it, Nora!!! Off the misfits go on the road to Philly.

In Philadelphia, the train has arrived at the station. Neville and Nate are walking through the train station, Julia comes to great them.

Oh right, you blend

She looks like she is fresh off the set of Lipstick Jungle- seriously, is this a post-apocalyptic appropriate outfit? Julia hugs Neville and then caresses “Nate’s “face, and calls him Jason.

If you didn’t see that coming…please change the channel over to Honey Boo Boo now

Flasback to post BO- Neville shows Jason a knife and says “I’m going to teach you how to use this. And a gun.”

 Jason says “I’m scared.”

Neville responds, “We have to toughen up. If we are weak, we are dead.”

“Crap, I thought I ditched this idiot 12 years ago!!”

Back to present time, Rachel, standing that the window, sees Danny being taken off the train in shackles and led through the station.  She sees he is hurt and asks Monroe what they did to him? Sebastian responds “If I help you, you will help me. For the LAST time, what was Ben working on?

Rachel rises and walks to the desk, and takes out a piece of blank paper. She grabs a pencil and draws a sketch of the amulet.

This would be a lot easier if I had an Etch a Sketch

She explains to Monroe- “To turn the power back on, it starts with these pendants. There are twelve of them.”

I got them on Ebay.  12 for $17 plus shipping

Stay tuned.
Will Nora blow up Danny?
Where did Julia get pantyhose?
Who else was an “Algebra Teacher?”
Will Miles and Monroe continue to be BFFs?
Will Monroe “win” the ebay auctions on 12 amulets?
Will Charlie come up with a new facial expression?

Peace, Love… Soul Train

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