Revolution Recap: Nobody’s fault but mine….well and probably yours too.

Anyone up for a game of quarters?

The episode opens with a bunch of shooting.  Which is a nice change from a bunch of sword fighting.  It is a flashback to 5 years after the blackout and the Trenton Campaign, which is the hipster way of saying “Battle of Trenton.”  Miles and Monroe are fighting side by side.  They joke, the Militias are running out of bullets, pretty soon they are going to have to start using swords.

Hahahaha!  Pretty soon, we are going to have to start using swords!! 

Clearly the joke is on us.

Miles is injured.  He urges Monroe to leave him.  Monroe tells his bro- if Miles is dying then Monroe is dying with him.  What a puss.

It’s just a flesh wound

Back to the now and the road to “get Danny back,” the Misfits are in Philly.  They need to get off the streets because Charlie’s head is bleeding again.  Nora jacks up her jugs and knocks on a door, saying she has a gift for Major Kipling… and she’s the gift, sent to him by Captain Baker (Jacob from Lost).  

I’m throwin’ them over my shoulder like a continental soldier…

When Kip, the horndog opens the door, Miles busts in the door.  

Does this mean I’m not going to see Latina Barbie’s juggs?

Apparently, Kip is the only friend Miles has left in town.

Neville brings news to Monroe- a spy sent a coded message from the Subway Tunnels- they are bringing in Miles Matheson.  Neville urges Monroe to go to a safehouse in Boston, but Monroe won’t run away.  He is at a critical point with Rachel and the amplifier, and on the verge of an all out border war with Georgia.  Hell, send Georgia a couple cases of PBR’s and some hot wings, a few hushpuppies and call it a day- Georgians are cool!  They will totally be fine with that.

This flask ain’t gonna refill itself

Kip wants to know why Miles came back and what if he comes face to face with Monroe?  

Love your place-  Did you get these candles at Home Goods?

Miles explains things are different now, and if he meets up with Monroe, he’ll have to kill him.  Miles takes off.  

None of these guys carries and Aero Bed?

Later, while all the stockings are hung by the chimney with care and the remaining Misfits are asleep, Neville and his boys invade Kip’s hideaway.   

Neville explains that Kip is Miles’s only friend, so finding them wasn’t exactly brain surgery.  

A nice shot of horse tranquilizer will get this party started. 

He grabs Charlie and shoots her in the neck with a sedative, and takes her away.