Revolution Recap: Nobody’s fault but mine….well and probably yours too.

In their locked cell, Charlie is trying to break out by unscrewing a wall grate.  Danny is standing guard at the door, as he’s too useless to unscrew a screw and says he hears someone coming.  Charlie has the grate removed and tells Danny to crawl through.

As a Militia Dude comes through the door, he pulls Danny back from the grate and Charlie whacks the dude with the grate and… they take his gun.

Aaron leads Nora and Miles to the intake pipe that leads to the condenser.  Nora tells Aaron he has to stay outside and hands him her bag of explosives and tells him to blow it up if things go wrong.  Aaron wants to know how he’ll know know if things go wrong?  Nora is like… trust me, you’ll know.

Oh! Rachel has the amplifier working.

Miles and Nora are sneaking in, and there are guards all around.  I smell a swordfight.

Let’s make sure we hang onto these billing files…

Charlie and Danny are doing a little sneaking around themselves…with a machine gun.  They get shot at, they shoot back, yada yada yada.

Aaron hears all of the shots and gets the explosives ready.

A dude is about to shoot Charlie when Miles stabs him.  Danny is like- whoa you are Uncle Miles?  To which Miles replies “You are why we are in so much trouble???”  (My thoughts exactly.)

YOU are the f*cktard I’ve been trying to save?!!?

They continue to get shot at and Miles hangs around to fight while Charlie and Danny escape.

Rachel is demonstrating the amplifier for Strausser while he makes lewd comments about Charlie and how he’d like to bang her, so Rachel tries to hit him in the head with a hammer. He, of course, disarms her and appears to be about to take advantage of her, she seems, for a second to comply, caressing his face with one hand while she reaches for the hammer with the other hand. She hits him with the hammer, gets on top of him, grabs his sword and plunges it into his chest.

Awwww, Strausser, RIP. Thanks for the memories. Loved you.

Miles comes in while Rachel is still on top of Strausser- hey, it’s probably been awhile for her- cut her some slack. Rachel turns and sees him, walks, deliberately, toward Miles and promptly slaps him across the face. Captain Baker (Jacob from Lost) comes in and shoots at them, they run.

Then, it happens, Miles and Monroe are in the same hallway together. Miles shoots all of Monroe’s random Miitia dudes. Miles tells Rach to hightail it outta there and go get her spawns.

Flashback to when Miles and Monroe were just little boys. Yes, they are chasing each other with guns, but they are having fun!