Neville’s gang goes to investigate and winds up at a house, with a big, dead, really fake-looking, deer hanging up out front. Neville goes up to the house and demands to know from the home dweller, how he took down that deer? (This is after some big song and dance about how he LOVES him some Venison steaks!!)
Sir, where did you get this large, obviously, fake prop deer?
The Deer Hunter at the house is like- I shot it with a cross bow. But clearly the Deer was shot with a gun. Neville reminds the Deer Hunter of The Baltimore Act which declared it unlawful to have a firearm. The penalty is death. So… the Deer Hunter turns over his shotgun.
Oh? You mean THIS gun?
Neville orders him to search the house. As the soldiers start to enter, the Deer Hunter pulls out another gun and shoots the soldier, Neville shoots the Deer Hunter, it’s a sh*t show.
One of the soliders goes into the house and returns with a US Flag (stars and stripes).
Sell it on Ebay?
Neville tells him to “burn it…burn everything!” But pack up that venison… I might need a little snickity snack around bedtime.
Back in General Monroe’s camp, one of his thugs is interrogating / torturing a “rebel.”
We are not animals…
Monroe comes in and refers to himself as “President of the Republic,” and tells the thug “We are not animals!” He shoos away the thug and begins to talk to the rebel and “tend” his wounds with a lovely Egyptian 700 thread-count wash cloth.
Do you need a haircut with this shave?
Monroe wants to know who the rebel is with? If he talks Monroe can have him back with his family within a week’s time. “Don’t you want to be safe and happy?”
The Rebel Dude replies “People aren’t happy. They are scared of YOU but I’m not.”
So Monroe knifes him. Apparently they are animals after all.
Back in the wild, Doctor Mom is picking the locks on Miles’s handcuffs. She asks Aaron for a “Swiss Army knife.” As Fat Boy roots around in Dr. Mom’s pack he pulls out an Iphone (relax, it’s probably only a Generation 3).
Hey, is this paperweight 4G?
Aaron is all like “Giiiiiiiiirl- what choo doing with this iphone?”
Hate to kill 80 bad guys and run…but I’ve got to return some videotapes
Miles gets up and puts on his coat and is like “I’m outtie, kids!!” He instructs them to meet him in 2 weeks in Lowell, Indiana. He has to go get Nora. Charlie wants to know what’s so great about Nora. Miles tells her that Nora is good at blowing stuff up! Charlie, of course, wants to go with him, because she’s such a picnic to travel with. Miles is like “Uh. No. I’ll see you in 2 weeks” and he heads for zee hills.