Revolution Recap: Pooh, HUH! (that’s the sound of the men, working on the chain gang)

Revolution

By MisRed | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 | 6:22 pm | 8 Comments
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Neville’s gang goes to investigate and winds up at a house, with a big, dead, really fake-looking, deer hanging up out front. Neville goes up to the house and demands to know from the home dweller, how he took down that deer? (This is after some big song and dance about how he LOVES him some Venison steaks!!)

Sir, where did you get this large, obviously, fake prop deer?

The Deer Hunter at the house is like- I shot it with a cross bow. But clearly the Deer was shot with a gun. Neville reminds the Deer Hunter of The Baltimore Act which declared it unlawful to have a firearm. The penalty is death. So… the Deer Hunter turns over his shotgun.

Oh? You mean THIS gun?

Neville orders him to search the house. As the soldiers start to enter, the Deer Hunter pulls out another gun and shoots the soldier, Neville shoots the Deer Hunter, it’s a sh*t show.

Bang! Bang!

One of the soliders goes into the house and returns with a US Flag (stars and stripes).

Sell it on Ebay?

Neville tells him to “burn it…burn everything!” But pack up that venison… I might need a little snickity snack around bedtime.

Back in General Monroe’s camp, one of his thugs is interrogating / torturing a “rebel.”

We are not animals…

Monroe comes in and refers to himself as “President of the Republic,” and tells the thug “We are not animals!” He shoos away the thug and begins to talk to the rebel and “tend” his wounds with a lovely Egyptian 700 thread-count wash cloth.

Do you need a haircut with this shave?

Monroe wants to know who the rebel is with? If he talks Monroe can have him back with his family within a week’s time. “Don’t you want to be safe and happy?”

The Rebel Dude replies “People aren’t happy. They are scared of YOU but I’m not.”

So Monroe knifes him. Apparently they are animals after all.

Back in the wild, Doctor Mom is picking the locks on Miles’s handcuffs. She asks Aaron for a “Swiss Army knife.” As Fat Boy roots around in Dr. Mom’s pack he pulls out an Iphone (relax, it’s probably only a Generation 3).

Hey, is this paperweight 4G?

Aaron is all like “Giiiiiiiiirl- what choo doing with this iphone?”

Hate to kill 80 bad guys and run…but I’ve got to return some videotapes

Miles gets up and puts on his coat and is like “I’m outtie, kids!!” He instructs them to meet him in 2 weeks in Lowell, Indiana. He has to go get Nora. Charlie wants to know what’s so great about Nora. Miles tells her that Nora is good at blowing stuff up! Charlie, of course, wants to go with him, because she’s such a picnic to travel with. Miles is like “Uh. No. I’ll see you in 2 weeks” and he heads for zee hills.

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    KartofflMuter
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    Underwhelming. Gratuitous violence. Schmalzy scenes ,big reveals (oh my gosh Rachel is still alive!!!!!)
    and and and and-Miles STARTED the Militia???? How embarrassing. Gratuitous sweat-Nora. Unbelievably clean clothes-little Charlie and the white wheels on her wagon, -no combs and way to many short haircuts and trimmed beards. Bring back Terra Nova,Jericho,and Jeremiah. Kill this turkey. Only Romney would pardon it
    and then put it in the garage and give it an elevator. Gar Bage. Killer outfits on the militia. China must still have the lights on.

  2. 2
    Mama Llama Mama Llama
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 2:47 am

    “I’ve got to return some videotapes”

    Is my favorite line from American Psycho! :)

    So yeah, this series is starting to play out like a Saturday morning kids show or something. First the Twilight Dad, then The Hunger Games similarities, then all the Lost people showing up (even Jacob, sheesh).
    Also, now we know Ponyboy didn’t stay golden *sad horns*. Whoever wrote this crappy show has probably already cashed his check and is on an extended vacation.

  3. 3
    cherrylipgloss
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 3:26 am

    And to think I had such high hopes. Aside from the schmaltzy dialogue, I’m already lost, which is likely no coincidence. Feels as if they are simply trying to capitalize on Lost fame, but lack believability, logic, continuity, likable characters and …. um…. perhaps adult writers

  4. 4
    sweetblondie
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 11:07 am

    PONY-BOY!!!! Can’t help but see his face and think of two things…Dallas Winston *swoon* and a severed finger in a plate of fries.

  5. 5
    itchy itchy
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Aha! Exactly! It’s like the 2012 remake of H.R. Puffnstuff! Thanks Mmama Llama!

  6. 6
    Mama Llama Mama Llama
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    “H.R. Puffnstuff”
    Or maybe Land of the Lost.. haha!

  7. 7
    Moli Moli
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    This is what I’m hoping for, when they film the second half of the season(if it makes it) they will either get a new writer or simply fix whats wrong(and damn there is a lot wrong). The premise behind the show is beyond awesome and I’m a ‘post-Apocalypse’-type show lover(first word I thought of was whore then realized I’m not 20).

  8. 8
    Tupac
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 10:37 am

    Maybe just maybe Charley is the illegitimate daughter of Charlie and he’ll show up to take her to the Island. I don’t think Matthew Fox has a gig on 666 park Ave, Hawaii 5 – 0 or the next bad horror film JJ directs.

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