In the morning, Dr Mom can’t find her backpack.
Charlie, beyond the smoldering fat guy, is shaped suspiciously like my backpack
She asks Aaron if he’s seen it? But then she notices Charlie’s “bed” looks like her backpack. Charlie has, as predicted, left in the night to follow Miles.
Dear Aunt Em, Hate you, Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Love, Dorothy
She left a note to that effect and tells them “Not to worry.” So, in other words: start worrying now.

Charlie is traipsing through the woods, she hears something, stops and looks… then starts to run. She falls down a hill and hurts her ankle.
Whoops-a-daisy
But guess who is there to save the day?
Did someone throw up the “Bat Signal”
Nate. That’s right, you guys are catching on. They tussle and Charlie cuffs Nate to a pole.
Is this our first fight?
Something tells me she’s used handcuffs before…
Charlie wants to know what he’s doing there. He’s following Miles too.
I’m so over you. But I wish I was under you.
Charlie accuses him of using her to flush out Miles, then she calls him a SOB and starts to leave. She changes her relationship status on Facebook to “it’s complicated.” But then she feels badly and comes back and asks him “Is your name even Nate? Are you really Militia? “ Answers: No and Yes. Not-Named-Nate has his orders. But Charlie wants to know why he saved her? Cuz he’s a horndog? Sorry, just a guess.
Doctor Mom is completely wooled because Charlie is gone. She and Aaron want to follow her, but Aaron knows he can’t find her without his GPS, which he left in the glove compartment of his car 15 years ago. Plus, they can’t hunt like she can, so they are basically up sh*t creek when it comes to eating. Aaron tells Dr. Mom that he has a feeling they will see Charlie again. Dr.Mom is like- how do you know? Aaron says he can just feel it.
I keep this iphone for one, very simple, reason. I still have 6 months left on my contract
Doctor Mom asks him if he wants to know why she keeps that iphone? “Because somewhere inside of it, are the only pictures of my kids.” (Aww, that’s sad.) She says they have no way of knowing who they will or won’t see again. “Damn it!” Aaron thinks… he was really hoping to see a sandwich soon.
Can you take me to a minute clinic?
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Underwhelming. Gratuitous violence. Schmalzy scenes ,big reveals (oh my gosh Rachel is still alive!!!!!)
and and and and-Miles STARTED the Militia???? How embarrassing. Gratuitous sweat-Nora. Unbelievably clean clothes-little Charlie and the white wheels on her wagon, -no combs and way to many short haircuts and trimmed beards. Bring back Terra Nova,Jericho,and Jeremiah. Kill this turkey. Only Romney would pardon it
and then put it in the garage and give it an elevator. Gar Bage. Killer outfits on the militia. China must still have the lights on.
“I’ve got to return some videotapes”
Is my favorite line from American Psycho!
So yeah, this series is starting to play out like a Saturday morning kids show or something. First the Twilight Dad, then The Hunger Games similarities, then all the Lost people showing up (even Jacob, sheesh).
Also, now we know Ponyboy didn’t stay golden *sad horns*. Whoever wrote this crappy show has probably already cashed his check and is on an extended vacation.
And to think I had such high hopes. Aside from the schmaltzy dialogue, I’m already lost, which is likely no coincidence. Feels as if they are simply trying to capitalize on Lost fame, but lack believability, logic, continuity, likable characters and …. um…. perhaps adult writers
PONY-BOY!!!! Can’t help but see his face and think of two things…Dallas Winston *swoon* and a severed finger in a plate of fries.
Aha! Exactly! It’s like the 2012 remake of H.R. Puffnstuff! Thanks Mmama Llama!
“H.R. Puffnstuff”
Or maybe Land of the Lost.. haha!
This is what I’m hoping for, when they film the second half of the season(if it makes it) they will either get a new writer or simply fix whats wrong(and damn there is a lot wrong). The premise behind the show is beyond awesome and I’m a ‘post-Apocalypse’-type show lover(first word I thought of was whore then realized I’m not 20).
Maybe just maybe Charley is the illegitimate daughter of Charlie and he’ll show up to take her to the Island. I don’t think Matthew Fox has a gig on 666 park Ave, Hawaii 5 – 0 or the next bad horror film JJ directs.